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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 42643 times)

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Porn Poems #120
My penis is
a Decepticon
a grower
not a shower

My penis is
an Autobot
transform —
and roll out

Your vagina is the AllSpark
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Porn Poems #121
I'm just a Bill
Yes I'm only a Bill
And I'm putting some pipe into your hill
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Porn Poems #122
I let a stream of piss
loose from my cockatrice
upon the edifice
of the concept of bliss

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Porn Poems #123
My pussy lies there dead, and full of honeycomb.
Need dome.


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Porn Poems #124
i hope you know
when i fuck other girls
it's because i'm gay
and poly

--rupi kaur
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Porn Poems #125
There once was a forum online,
where posters would porno-opine,
whether neo- or trad-,
the poems....were bad.
but the worst poems, they were all mine
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Porn Poems #126
There once was an internet poster
who tried to play DOOM on a toaster
The mechanics all worked
And her boyfriend, he jerked
Off on the pop tarts she'd roastered
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Porn Poems #127
There was a sex.slashdot user
My god, what a bore and a loser
When a woman replies
With a pic 'tween her thighs
He Insightfully goes and plus two's her

Salubrious Rex
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Porn Poems #128
On ballpit she's limerick-crazy
The posts flow as smooth as the gravy
At Thanksgiving Dinner
In the bleak bleak midwinter
She's trying to conceive a baby
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Porn Poems #129
A lady who wrote on a forum
would post without any decorum
on porn she'd opine
asking online
if circlejerks count as a quorum
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Porn Poems #130
Whenever you bulb one of my posts,
My uterus creates some zygotes,
My basest contradictions
Tenor helpless inflictions,
but I'd rather go out on some high notes
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Porn Poems #131
There once was a lady gamer
who wanted a weird man to tame her
she dressed up as a pet
was all distressingly Het
and noone had sex that was lamer
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Porn Poems #132
Higgledy piggledy, Président Jefferson
Grew giant tits on the fourth of July
So did John Adams, which proves that such patriots
Propagandistically stiffened my fly

So did George Washington,
founder of national
institute for putting
big tits on guys

this once again proves that
forever and always
its not quite in darkness
democracy dies

but rather in service of
forefathers' cervixes,
Sunday's edition rests
between my thighs
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Porn Poems #133
Pussy
Popping
Handstand

Wrist joints
Popping
Fingerblasting
A Meat Frank West

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Porn Poems #134
Whose puss this is, I think i know
Her tits are in the village though
She will not mind me stopping here
To fuck her as hard as can go

My horse must think it rather queer,
He gives his harness bells a shake
To stop, with these two women here,
But, for Dionysian sake,
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