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Topic: Porn Poems  (Read 14413 times)

Lemon

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Porn Poems #120
Our addiction to friction
Was met without restriction
Skin rubbed skin, making us jubilant
Until bracing for your glazing
I found myself chafing
Next time I'll buy better lubricant
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Porn Poems #121
you are
the iced coffee
with whom I walk in ten minutes late
And everyone stares
And they're beneath us.

Later tonight,
I'm beneath you
And the iced coffee
is a venti grande mocha
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Porn Poems #122
My penis is
a Decepticon
a grower
not a shower

My penis is
an Autobot
transform —
and roll out

Your vagina is the AllSpark
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Porn Poems #123
I'm just a Bill
Yes I'm only a Bill
And I'm putting some pipe into your hill
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Porn Poems #124
I let a stream of piss
loose from my cockatrice
upon the edifice
of the concept of bliss

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Porn Poems #125
My pussy lies there dead, and full of honeycomb.
Need dome.


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Porn Poems #126
i hope you know
when i fuck other girls
it's because i'm gay
and poly

--rupi kaur
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Porn Poems #127
There once was a forum online,
where posters would porno-opine,
whether neo- or trad-,
the poems....were bad.
but the worst poems, they were all mine
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Porn Poems #128
There once was an internet poster
who tried to play DOOM on a toaster
The mechanics all worked
And her boyfriend, he jerked
Off on the pop tarts she'd roastered
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Porn Poems #129
There was a sex.slashdot user
My god, what a bore and a loser
When a woman replies
With a pic 'tween her thighs
He Insightfully goes and plus two's her

Salubrious Rex
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Porn Poems #130
On ballpit she's limerick-crazy
The posts flow as smooth as the gravy
At Thanksgiving Dinner
In the bleak bleak midwinter
She's trying to conceive a baby
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Porn Poems #131
A lady who wrote on a forum
would post without any decorum
on porn she'd opine
asking online
if circlejerks count as a quorum
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Porn Poems #132
Whenever you bulb one of my posts,
My uterus creates some zygotes,
My basest contradictions
Tenor helpless inflictions,
but I'd rather go out on some high notes
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Porn Poems #133
There once was a lady gamer
who wanted a weird man to tame her
she dressed up as a pet
was all distressingly Het
and noone had sex that was lamer
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Porn Poems #134
I've got
long haul covid
of the asshole

nobody
did
me
like you