BOOTS: Hey, Lemon, I know we've kind of moved off the intro question, but you know what I really like about internet forums? I really like...a variety of topics that one can discuss, separated into separate subjects...
LEMON: Okay, no. Fuckin, no. YOU...prick. You goddamn fuckin' prick. Here's what we're gonna find on Joe Phillip dot boardhost dot com--
JACK CHICK: Design best practices--
LEMON: We're gonna find design best practices, that's absolutely true - we will find a single thread, located in Index slash General Discussion slash Welcome To BoardHost, in which, there will only be posts by one person.
GANYMEDE: How many? How many of them?
LEMON: 317,000.
I'm five minutes in and this is already an instant classic