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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489001 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #30
My favorite quote is currently any and all wordless scream of frustration Lemon makes.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #31
"HOW?? HOW CAN YOU BE DISCONNECTED FROM 3D WHILE YOUR 3D HAND IS JERKING YOUR 3D PENIS"

bring JT back on the show
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F Plus Quotes Thread #32
How does this happen? How does this happen!?

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F Plus Quotes Thread #33
bring JT back on the show
Mighty Dicktron, April 30, 2014, 02:51:06 am

Okay.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #34
Shaun11.   never forget.

My doppleganger told me to take a dirigible ride to the Bahamas and that's not even possible.

Portaxx's THANKS after the make food spell

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F Plus Quotes Thread #35
bring JT back on the show
Mighty Dicktron, April 30, 2014, 02:51:06 am

I agree, bring Justin Timberlake back on SNL

My favorites are probably the laughter following Lemon reading the name "abortionisillegal123" in the debate episode and, from the second Allrecipes episode, the ennui in Boots' voice when he reads, "...you pour the macaroni into the cheese mixture and you...you fuckin eat it."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #36
"HOW?? HOW CAN YOU BE DISCONNECTED FROM 3D WHILE YOUR 3D HAND IS JERKING YOUR 3D PENIS"

bring JT back on the show
Mighty Dicktron, April 30, 2014, 02:51:06 am
best ever

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F Plus Quotes Thread #37
"oh, so he's a hand-to-hand hypnosis... fuck- fuckin' guy."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #38
"CBT? Cognitive Behavioral Therapy is a bit of an outlier in there."

"It's Cock and Ball Torture, I think."

And then a very disappointed groan from Bumpgrrl.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #39
"I get the feeling that if this review were written an hour later it would have been set to Sanford and Son."

"'You big dummy!  It has an infectious vocal hook!'"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #40
"I'm a dragonkin."

"Yahtzee!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #41
"No no no. No no. It is a gaint."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #42
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOIN'? YOU PUT YOUR CONTROLLER ON YOUR HIP CIP!!!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #43
Lemon mispronouncing things in a fit of excitement is always great. "YOU ARE NOW COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN FLIM-FUCK!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #44
HIP CIP