Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on May 11, 2014, 10:45:49 am
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Lemon on May 11, 2014, 10:45:49 am
with Boots Raingear, Adam Bozarth, Jack Chick, Kumquatxop, Adam Bozarth, and Lemon.
Content for this episode was compiled by cyberventurer.
Edited by Jimmyfranks.
Sometimes it's difficult to write these episode synopses, so let's do this one direct: This is the ball busting episode. Horrible things happens to balls throughout this episode, which is shorter than most. This week, The F Plus won't let you visit your dragon grandmother.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Patience
Post by: junior associate faguar on May 11, 2014, 10:53:15 am
Holy shit, after how grossed out the last episode made people, I thought I was immune to what the F Plus could throw at me. I was wrong.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Patience
Post by: Cyberventurer on May 11, 2014, 11:17:48 am
Whoa, I gave up on that doc ages ago. I didn't think you'd find it usable since it all felt so samey after a while.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Patience
Post by: A Meat on May 11, 2014, 12:25:31 pm
Why was the dragon ball busting poem better than 90% of the poems in the poems episode?
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Patience
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on May 11, 2014, 12:48:18 pm
Why was the dragon ball busting poem better than 90% of the poems in the poems episode? A Meat, May 11, 2014, 12:25:31 pm
Years of listening to bands like Amputated Genitals and Cock & Ball Torture left me in a unique position to read that with the proper inflection.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Ambious on May 11, 2014, 03:40:47 pm
I found the episode surprisingly easy to listen to. Didn't cringe even once. Either I've become jaded in my old age or those stories were so completely insane and out-there that it didn't even register as reality.
Why was the dragon ball busting poem better than 90% of the poems in the poems episode? A Meat, May 11, 2014, 12:25:31 pm
That was brilliant.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: cube abuser on May 11, 2014, 03:54:31 pm
the genital torture thing is whatever. what really weirded me out about this episode was the insane contraptions these guys built to beat up their nuts. like... is punching your own nuts not good enough? why would you ever need to engineer a ball destroying machine??
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Lady Frenzy on May 11, 2014, 05:23:11 pm
the genital torture thing is whatever. what really weirded me out about this episode was the insane contraptions these guys built to beat up their nuts. like... is punching your own nuts not good enough? why would you ever need to engineer a ball destroying machine?? cube abuser, May 11, 2014, 03:54:31 pm
See: the entire sex toy industry.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Ansemaru on May 11, 2014, 06:24:45 pm
Something about the idea of putting a potato in a sock to hit yourself in the balls has gone from horrifying back to delightfully absurd. "No, you can't use an apple, you heathen! Do you want to never come? A potato in a sock is the height of eroticism!"
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Yossarian on May 11, 2014, 06:30:23 pm
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 11, 2014, 11:17:30 pm
why is this happenih-hih-hiiiiing
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: 🍆 on May 12, 2014, 02:02:56 am
I'm definitely starting to notice a pattern with English people and masochistic, self-loathing fetishes. Is this an extension of that gloomy self-depricating national attitude? You guyyyys. You've done plenty of stuff you can be proud of. You make good movies and hangover food and you invented soccer even if you maybe aren't as good at it as you wish you were. You don't have to lock yourself in garbage bins and smash your balls with potatoes. You're better than that.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 12, 2014, 02:45:24 am
I'm definitely starting to notice a pattern with English people and masochistic, self-loathing fetishes. Is this an extension of that gloomy self-depricating national attitude? You guyyyys. You've done plenty of stuff you can be proud of. You make good movies and hangover food and you invented soccer even if you maybe aren't as good at it as you wish you were. You don't have to lock yourself in garbage bins and smash your balls with potatoes. You're better than that. Garbage Dacey, May 12, 2014, 02:02:56 am
To misquote John Oliver from the introductions to BBC America DVDs, when you take a class-based society with no ability to express its emotions and let it simmer for a thousand years, you get the perfect recipe for sexual interests in degradation and physical harm.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: STOG on May 13, 2014, 12:07:48 pm
"I'm going to kill everyone inside!" screamed the bank robber, firing his assault rifle out the window for effect.
"No! Don't do it. It won't help you."
"Help!?" screamed the bank robber. "What would help me now!?"
"Listen. I know you're a good person. The people inside with you are good people too. Nobody wants to lose here. Just name anything you want. Do you want to call your family? Do you want pizza? I can call right now and we can deliver some pizza."
The bank robber paused, holding his megaphone away from his mouth for just one second.
"Just say the word," said the sniper over the secure channel to the negotiator. "Just say the word, and I'll have him gone."
The bank robber rose the megaphone to his lips.
"I know who you are, BustyBalls236."
The crowd of cops gasped. The negotiator's face turned gray from terror.
"I know all about your ball-busting fanfiction. I saw your five-chapter My Little Pony/Transformers crossover, where a femboy Twilight Sparkle has his balls crushed under Optimus Prime's foot. Femboy!Twilight even asks the robot to make a robotic whirring noise while he does it. And I liked it. I even left a review on it on Fanfiction.net."
The negotiator almost fainted. But somehow, he found the courage to go on.
"That would make you MyBallsAreAPinata then."
"I think you know what I want. I know I am going to jail, BustyBalls236. I have fired an automatic weapon on federal premises, and I know I am going to be put into a high security prison for that. So here's what you're going to do. You're going to write some One Piece ball-busting fanfiction. I will not release the hostages until you do. And send some pizza over. I get hungry when I get horny."
The bank robber closed the window, activated the metal shutters on the windows.
"Shoot him," said the negotiator to the sniper.
"Fuck that," said the sniper. "You write fanfiction about ponies getting their balls squashed? I wanna see."
"Please," said the negotiator.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: chai tea latte on May 13, 2014, 03:02:57 pm
thanks STOG
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: A Meat on May 13, 2014, 04:38:17 pm
I went searching for more of where the dragonballbusting poem came from and stumbled upon this fucking magnum opus (Words: 390,332):
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5590287/1/YSSS
Anyway, one way or another my family jewels were being crushed, and within a few seconds I had all but collapsed on top of the dragoness. I was draped across her back and writhing in pain, her strength holding up the two of us as she continued to use me as a fucktoy. "My BALLS," I croaked, "what are you doing tooooaaAANNNRRGGHHQuote from
It seems to be 390k words of dragons fucking and there's a chapter about dragonball busting, fucking wonderful.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Old_Zircon on May 13, 2014, 04:49:15 pm
the genital torture thing is whatever. what really weirded me out about this episode was the insane contraptions these guys built to beat up their nuts. like... is punching your own nuts not good enough? why would you ever need to engineer a ball destroying machine?? cube abuser, May 11, 2014, 03:54:31 pm
The contraptions made me giggle like an idiot out loud.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Bobalay on May 13, 2014, 08:49:45 pm
If you become a eunuch, all you're left with is a baaaaall pit!
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 13, 2014, 09:03:32 pm
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Runic on May 13, 2014, 09:05:07 pm
God fucking damn it spirit bulbed.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Tiny Prancer on May 13, 2014, 10:00:32 pm
I think my favorite part of this entire episode was at the end when Adam lost the last of his faith in humainty
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Psammetichus on May 13, 2014, 11:04:38 pm
Since Adam admitted to having the S-E-X, his membership in the Christian Club is automatically rescinded. Please return your club-issued Chick tracts, rainbow afro-wigs, and John 3:16 placards.
And here's a BB idea for anyone's use: baseball pitching machines. Have fun!
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Mister Smalls on May 13, 2014, 11:11:09 pm
I think my favorite part of this entire episode was at the end when Adam lost the last of his faith in humainty Tiny Prancer, May 13, 2014, 10:00:32 pm
So many Adam Bozarth episodes just end with me wanting to give him a cookie and a pat on the back. I feel kind of bad, but on the other hand, it's interesting to see the psychological journey of a man being dragged into the darkest parts of the Internet happen in real-time.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Down10 on May 14, 2014, 11:48:41 am
I think my favorite part of this entire episode was at the end when Adam lost the last of his faith in humainty Tiny Prancer, May 13, 2014, 10:00:32 pm
So many Adam Bozarth episodes just end with me wanting to give him a cookie and a pat on the back. I feel kind of bad, but on the other hand, it's interesting to see the psychological journey of a man being dragged into the darkest parts of the Internet happen in real-time.Mister Smalls, May 13, 2014, 11:11:09 pm
Feel sorry for him? Nah. He chose this path. The path of reading stories about ball-busting anthropomorphic dragons and not the good book of our Lord.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Adam Bozarth on May 14, 2014, 01:26:05 pm
When you stare into the Internet, the Internet stares back.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Isfahan on May 14, 2014, 05:44:58 pm
I would say it leers back.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: chases parked cars on May 14, 2014, 10:53:38 pm
This is seriously incredible. I think the nonsensical gibberish title is my favorite part. YISSSS
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: EYE OF ZA on May 14, 2014, 11:18:50 pm
This was harder to listen to than the F List episode to me because while the F List took sexuality into absurd, almost abstract extremes where I just couldn't even feel grossed out any more, this seems more tangible to me. Even if it is ridiculous Tom and Jerry violence they're inflicting on their balls, it's still something I can imagine hurting. I just can't imagine what it feels like to cum and then the cum fucks you, so that's less painful for me to think about than Home Alone-style groinshot machines.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: Lady Frenzy on May 14, 2014, 11:52:02 pm
I just can't imagine what it feels like to cum and then the cum fucks youEYE OF ZA, May 14, 2014, 11:18:50 pm
Then you have never truly lived.
Title: Episode 136: This Testes My Limits
Post by: EYE OF ZA on February 17, 2017, 07:50:46 pm
I was doing some editing on my personal writing today and came across the line "she stomped it flat beneath her heel" and what scared me is that I don't think I noticed the DRAGON GONADS reference as I was writing it.
I worry what other F Plus subjects have worked their way into my subconscious by now.