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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1566856 times)

Vinny Possum

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What if it was Small Tick Humiliation instead.

Just a bunch of folks cultivating ticks on their bodies and laughing at the guy who can't get them all fat and juicy.
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ballpit posts revealed a pleasant male in no distress
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concept: parallel universe where "tankie" is more like "furry"
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concept: parallel universe where "tankie" is more like "furry"
princess diana memorial ballpit poster, March 23, 2022, 04:15:13 pm

Somewhere there's a time loaf where Stalin-apologist authoritarian leftists and anthropomorphized-war-machine fetishists are arguing about who gets to call themselves "tankies"
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Are dolphin's pants the ocean? Are whales only truly naked when beached?
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Cops shouldn't have guns. OSHA should have guns, and use them as indiscriminately as the police
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despite all my rage I'm still just a bacteriophage

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college scholarship for pinball
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The Ukraine war has demonstrated the vulnerability of “low and slow” aircraft to inexpensive and widely available MANPADS systems, which should prompt a defense posture review by the Federated Commonwealth of Malatora.
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Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.
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Just realised how fucked up it is that in the movie Cars their eyes are the windshields and not the headlights which are the natural eyes on the car face.
Salubrious Rex, March 29, 2022, 03:46:44 am
I have made this argument for years and everyone thinks I'm a crazy person, but COME ON, THE CAR'S HEADLIGHTS ARE THE EYES, THIS IS BASIC
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There's probably no better song than The Psychedlic Furs' "Love My Way".

And no better album than The Cure's Disintegration.

(I'm definitely not old)
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If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?

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If you make the headlights the eyes what do you put in the windshield? Do you just tint it black or do you fully model the interior and have it empty all the time?
organburner, March 30, 2022, 05:38:52 am

Model the interior but have someone in there driving.