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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1444955 times)

Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

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Not gay as in happy, but queer as in "do you know what I'm doing to the soil?"
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"Bulwark" sounds like a noise your dog makes when it's about to be very sick everywhere
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"Bulwark" sounds like a noise your dog makes when it's about to be very sick everywhere
Carbon, October 28, 2018, 05:31:53 pm
I still feel a little sad that "bulkweh" is the new preferred term.
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After the invention of the ovipositor "yiffing" became a mainstay in the furry subculture's lexicon due to "getting laid" taking on an entirely different meaning.

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I hate it when an acquaintance randomly mentions some extremely online topic and then I have to weigh whether or not I should respond and reveal that I know what they’re talking about.
Darkly, November 01, 2018, 05:55:06 pm
The answer is always no. Let them fully incriminate first.
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I hate it when an acquaintance randomly mentions some extremely online topic and then I have to weigh whether or not I should respond and reveal that I know what they’re talking about.
Darkly, November 01, 2018, 05:55:06 pm
The answer is always no. Let them fully incriminate first.
Shell Game, November 01, 2018, 06:08:59 pm
this is a fun game to play with younger siblings/cousins/nieces/whatever, where when they tell you about something online, try to feign ignorance until the very very end, and possibly afterwards as well
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Whoever got people to buy cold tomato soup as a healthy drink is a stone cold marketing genius.
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Whoever got people to buy cold tomato soup as a healthy drink is a stone cold marketing genius.
LancashireMcGee, November 02, 2018, 12:07:57 pm

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I have this joke in my head about accusing random celebs of being pedophiles and I hope it stays there

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Government just announced they invented Beer 2
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"In 2007 the commander ruled that the lion's penis had to be removed. Since civilian women are often sexually abused in the war zones of the world, they did not consider the depiction of a penis appropriate on a uniform worn into battle. However, this decision has been questioned by some Swedish heraldists, including heraldic artist Vladimir Sagerlund, who has asserted that coats of arms containing lions without a penis were historically given to those who had betrayed the Swedish Crown."
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Stone Cauldron Steve Austin the Salem Rattlesnake

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it turns out Hobo johnson was kicked out of his house at 19 by his abusive dad and actually spent time as a hobo. why the fuck are his songs failed beat poetry about girls that don't like him
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Incelsior!
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what if nautical terms became slang?