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Topic: For $5, I will say whatever you want in a drunk voice.  (Read 17962 times)

STOG

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Hi, y'all! I just recently moved from El Paso, Texas to Minneapolis, Minnesota, and I am currently looking for work. And while I'm on that job hunt, I'm taking a bunch of measures to generate extra beer money to offset the crippling anxiety and depression that comes with it! And also doing things to keep me busy and awash in beer money.

This is one of those things:

For $5, I will record a speech of whatever you want in my Patented Drunk Voice (max 30 seconds) on Fiverr. I have tiers for if you want to go beyond 30 seconds though!

Here is a link to my demo reel.

HOWEVER: If you are a ballp.it member with a working account that can post in this forum, then as a way of saying Thank You for supporting The F Plus podcast, I will give you one for free. You won't even have to sign up for a Fiverr account - just post a message that is 30 seconds, and I'll have your audio for you to download sometime soon!
Sherman Tank Ashto Gyro Positronic Yavuz RedMinjo Achilles' Heelies Chaymie
« Last Edit: July 07, 2016, 02:27:42 pm by STOG »

chai tea latte

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Get out of bed! You need to get to work! I am STOG and I'm from the future!

(laser gun noises)

STOG EDIT: For you!
Lemon LINDA
« Last Edit: July 02, 2016, 04:18:21 pm by STOG »

Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

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I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.

STOG EDIT: Here's your file!
Lemon babudarabu
« Last Edit: July 02, 2016, 04:19:37 pm by STOG »

Ambious

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"Yes, hello!" except in Hebrew ("Ken, Shalom!").

STOG EDIT: I might have fucked up the pronounciation, but I gave it my best shot!
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop
« Last Edit: July 02, 2016, 04:22:03 pm by STOG »

Chaymie

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Stog how much for 1200 words?

STOG

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Stog how much for 1200 words?
Chaymie, July 02, 2016, 03:34:53 pm

If you're serious, shoot me a message in private and I will get back to you.

If you're not, probably a million dollars.

Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop

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Bless you stog. Bless you

Ambious

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"Yes, hello!" except in Hebrew ("Ken, Shalom!").

STOG EDIT: I might have fucked up the pronounciation, but I gave it my best shot!
Ambious, July 02, 2016, 11:58:46 am

Nah it's perfect, thanks stogman!

Chaymie

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Message sent. Hopefully we can work out a deal because I think you're probably the perfect orator for it, but if we can't figure something out, maybe a free ballp.it VIP reading of:

"Enough with this Turbo Man! I have had it up to here with this Turbo Man! If there's anybody I don't want advice from right now, it's Turbo Man!"

STOG EDIT: Done with the wrong inflection, but here you go!
« Last Edit: July 03, 2016, 04:18:57 pm by STOG »

RedMinjo

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I'd kind of like the contents of this tweet, unless you can find a different one linked from @e_hentai_txt you want to read more.  The tweet's mostly fine but the twitter is less than 100% safe for work, by the way.

https://twitter.com/ThisIsntEli/status/739694589272031232

STOG EDIT: This one is great. Here you go!
« Last Edit: July 03, 2016, 04:19:40 pm by STOG »

Positronic

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So I wrote some Hamtaro fanfiction when I was in fifth grade:

"She tied me to a machine, with the hamster on the other side. She put the hamsters genes in me, so I could turn into a hamster whenever I want."

STOG EDIT: You should release this, reading this was especially fun. Here you go!
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« Last Edit: July 03, 2016, 04:20:34 pm by STOG »

STOG

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Check your Christmas stockings.
Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop Positronic chai tea latte

Chaymie

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Drink up, stog!

Positronic

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If I could bulb it, I would. That was incredible!

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