Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[Seth "Slimy" Rollins]

the only practical application for a vape is to mod it so whenever you take a hit it plays a slide whistle sound

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I'm really late but grimes has made many many banging tunes, and also dated a historic fuckwit.

[Dr. Buttplug]

i moved to a different room in my house and the internet connection is better. this is going to be like vegeta ending his training in super-gravity for my posting/gaming

Can I call you Super-GirlKisser420?

[GirlKisser420]

The evil game developer Hideous Kojima,

[Ragnarok Boobies]

The advertising banner for a vape company, called Vaping Monkey, on an empty Baskin Robins has started to fall off and subsequently now reads as “Baskin Monkey”

[Wrought]

The evil game developer Hideous Kojima,

Konami cloned Hideous Kojima from some skin cells Hideo Kojima left at his desk when he left Konami. He's a malformed abomination and he developed Metal Gear Survive all by himself.

[ikaribattousai]

The evil game developer Hideous Kojima,

Konami cloned Hideous Kojima from some skin cells Hideo Kojima left at his desk when he left Konami. He's a malformed abomination and he developed Metal Gear Survive all by himself.

Based on everything I've heard about Konami's corporate culture, it wouldn't take much to convince me that this is what really happened.

[Wrought]

Konami executives: we need to figure out the direction of the company now that our biggest game developer has gone
Hideous Kojima: mmmMM WAAANT MAKE PA-CHIN-KO

[GirlKisser420]

hideo meets Grimes, Hideous meets Elon Musk

[GirlKisser420]

hideous kojima unfurls from the dark corners of my room, my attention consumed by porn of Quiet the sexy sniper. His bony fingers stretch across my mouth and eyeballs. he grazes past my ear and whispers "you shall be ashamed of your words and deeds"

[chai tea latte]

Jackie Chan disowned his son because of his weed smoking, which is a great illustration of different cultural mores in China vis a vis the West, but also it's a great setup for a kung fu stoner comedy

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Jackie Chan disowned his son because of his weed smoking, which is a great illustration of different cultural mores in China vis a vis the West, but also it's a great setup for a kung fu stoner comedy

Fuck, thats good

[Shell Game]

ok. today is my birthday. the secret is out. do what you will.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

ok. today is my birthday. the secret is out. do what you will.

I will wish you a "Happy Birthday"

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

I wonder how many people there are who think Halsey's version of "I Walk The Line" is the best.