I'm drunk and have things to say. *hiccup*

[Ambious]

Oh no, instead of happy drunk I'm "feeling sorry for myself" drunk.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Oh no, instead of happy drunk I'm "feeling sorry for myself" drunk.

fwiw you seem like a great person on here

[Ambious]

Oh no, instead of happy drunk I'm "feeling sorry for myself" drunk.

fwiw you seem like a great person on here

Thanks

[bubbleuj]

Man, life is wierd.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Only when drunk does a $10 pint of ice cream seem like a good idea

They labeled it with comic sans

[Shell Game]

i'm work night drunk. great. hey. you guys. i'm going to meet some of you. that makes me pretty happy.

[Mique]

Is this a thread I can post in?

I had a drink in mind when I bought the booze, but it wasn't great, so I started mixing everything else I had.

I don't know what I have now but it's blue and it's fucking me up.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Is this a thread I can post in?

I had a drink in mind when I bought the booze, but it wasn't great, so I started mixing everything else I had.

I don't know what I have now but it's blue and it's fucking me up.

Congratulations, you've discovered Romulan ale

[Eider Duck]

Is this a thread I can post in?

I had a drink in mind when I bought the booze, but it wasn't great, so I started mixing everything else I had.

I don't know what I have now but it's blue and it's fucking me up.

As long as it's not WKD Blue you're fine

[bubbleuj]

Why whiskey mean sweating

[Ambious]

I'm in love and it's the fucking worst.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

hefeweizen is primo yo we sippin heffies tonight crew

[Sherman Tank]

I'm drinking Sierra Nevada's Narwhal Imperial Stout.

It's 10.2% of amazing.

[GirlKisser420]

Beez Neez Honey Wheat Beer is pretty dang nice, has a honey taste without the sweetness and goes down easy.

[Macho Masc Sangy Savage]

Can we give a shout out to long island iced teas? Getting you drunk fast, making weddings possible.