Fake porn titles make me giggle.

[Lemon]

[Yavuz]

Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".

[Boots Raingear]

Can we suggest new titles? Because I'd suggest "Robin Hood: Prince of Queefs".

Meant to reply, not bulb. Should be "Throbbin' Hood"

[Lemon]

Can we suggest new titles?

Yeah.

Should be "Throbbin' Hood"

I was about to post a reply saying I'm changing his name to Rubbin' Hood, but ballp.it informed me you already posted a better one.

[Ambious]

The interactive logo is brilliant

[Fanzay]

I love everything about this

[Victor Laszlo]

My favorite has always been 'Pulp Friction'.

I should be more useful at this, I worked in a movie theatre for three years and we had porn titles for nearly every movie we showed.  But that was 20 years ago.

[Patterns]

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers' Bone
Requiem for a Cream
Black Cock Down
Up (and down and up and down and)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sweet/Street/Neat Dicks

[A Meat]

Pirates of the Tribadism series:
Pirates of the Tribadism: The Curse of the Black Pussy (honestly, The Curse of the Black Pearl might just be fine)
Pirates of the Tribadism: Dead Woman's Chest
Pirates of the Tribadism: Orgy At World's End
Pirates of the Tribadism: On Stranger Tits
and coming this year:
Pirates of the Tribadism: Jesus Christ, they're making another one? (I don't have an idea for this, and also, they're making another one?)

Not sure if it should be Pirates of the Tribadism or Pirates of the Tribbing, but you can decide for yourself, I've already wasted enough time thinking about this

[BARK RANGER]

That's inappropriate. Go wash your keyboard/phone in ammonia and think about what you did.

NSFW content. Click to show.

Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call My Ass
xXx: Prostate of the Union
Altered Prostates
Garden Prostate
Prostate of Grace
Enemy of the Prostate
Bio-Domme
Domme of the Living Dead
A History of Ass Violence
Bareback to the Future
Aguirre: The Wrath of Rod
Clitzcarraldo (and/or) Titzcarraldo
Scissor Act 2: Back in the Habit
The Scissorhood of the Travelling Underpants
Battleship Potemkink
Mars Needs Stepmoms
Ernest Rides my Ass Again
Sixteen Candles in My Ass
Monsters, Twink.
Jumanjizz
Little Dieter Needs to Fly (into my ass)

I have some Air Bud and MVP ones if you want

[Lemon]

I'm adding several of these, thanks. Keep 'em coming.

BTW, I have entries for the entire Harry Potter series in the database,

[A Meat]

My favorite James Bondage movie has always been 'You Only Jizz Twice', but really the whole series is too close to being regular porn titles.

also, the Criterion boxset:
Lord of the Dicks: Fellowship of the Dicks
Lord of the Dicks: The Two Towers
Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Twink

[Runic]

Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.

[A Meat]

Obviously it has to be Lord of the Dicks: Return of the Queen.

not if it's gay porn motherfucker

[Lemon]

Current count: 185 titles.

Adjusted the system so it won't add a new title if you've seen it in the last two weeks.