Fake porn titles make me giggle.

[Victor Laszlo]

Pulp Friction
Fill Bill vol 1
Fill Bill vol 2
In Glory Hole Basterds
Assfull Eight

Natural Porn Killers

JACKie Brown

Nah.  That one was tough.  Jack-off Brown?  About interracial handjobs?

[Fanzay]

Pacific Rimjob
Charlie Wilson's Wank

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Red Dong

avenge meeeeee

[Bunnybread]

Oh God...  Parody Titles.  I have a real problem with this as some of you know.

Let's start with Westerns:

Wyatt Slurp

True Tit

Django Uncut


Some action blockCockbusters:

Mad Minge: Fury Chode

Captain Americunt: Civil Whore

XXX-Men: Burst Ass (First Class)



Animated Features:

Winnie the Pooh-say and Titty Too!

Fuck-It Ralph

(Railin' Her) Inside Out

RataTushie

Fucking Nemo

Adult Toy Story

Filling Dory

Sugar WALLs-E

Monster Cocks, Inc.



And I tried to stick with critically acclaimed stuff here:

Eternal Cumstain of the Spotless Mind

(Puttin' it in) Sideways

127 Showers

Black Swan-schenstucker

Insemination Inception

Slapped Poophole  Apt Pupil 

Niplash

 Waiting for BuffMen   

Night BallHer   Nightcrawler

The Spurt Locker

sEx Machina

the Cumjuring

Cloud SlaptAss

The Wolf of Ball Street

The Fornication Game

Requiem for a Dong

There Will Be Cum

Pan's Labia-rinth


I hope I can stop but... no promises.

[A Meat]

X-Men: First Class really should be XXX-Men: First Class Ass

I like baseball movies:
monster cock in the Outfield
The Nookie
Field of Wet Dreams
Moneyshot
edit: it's tough to do porn parodies when you can't do anal

[Fanzay]

Adam Sandler porn parody titles:

The Watersports Boy
Ridiculous Sex
Horny Gilmore
Jack and Jizz

Some of his movies already sound like parody porn titles.

[Bunnybread]

I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties



And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned


This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Black Swan-schenstucker

That's just the Madeleine Kahn segments of Blazing Saddles and you know it.

[Fanzay]

I forgot a few from the Critically Acclaimed section:

Whorehouse Rwanda

Zero Dark Titties



And here's some oldies:

GashDance

The Whole Nine Inches

Under The Cherry Poon

Beverly Hills Cock

St. Elmo's Burning Sensation

Coming on America

An American Werewolf in Laura

Blade Hummer

The Last StarFucker

Little Shop of Whores

Queen of the Dental Damned


This last one is an oldie, plus I think it was up for an Oscar so it gets two titles.

Kneel and Deliver    OR    Stand and Deflower

Stand and Deflower is the best one

[Fanzay]

Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.

[Patterns]

Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.

Squirt Docker

[Bunnybread]

Excuse me mr. Bread, but you had Hurt Locker and you didn't go for Squirt Locker? C'mon son.

Yeah, that really changes it up.  Completely saved my ass, there.

Anyways here's Breast in Show as another Christopher Guest parody.  I eagerly await your comment about how it should've been Chest in Show, duh!!



And now for some sports flicks because I cannot goddamn stop.

SlapTwat

Remember the Tight Ass

Splooshers

Million Dollar Booby

Hoop Reams

Black Booty

The Mighty Dicks

The Endless Hummer

Brian's Schlong

[GirlKisser420]

Dirty Sex Chambers of Shaolin
Nip Man

[Bunnybread]

Comic Book Shit:

Captain A Merkin: The Fist Assvenger

Fapn America: The Winter Boner

The Incredible Hump

Ass-Man

Just-Tits League



One more for the Oscar crowd and then I really need to stop

The Girl With the Pearl Necklace





and maybe...


Clits a Wonderful Life

[eldritchhat]

The complete Criterryon release of the work of David "Anus" Pinch:

EraserHEAD: Put Those Cheeks to Work

Lost Biway

Mywholeass Drive

Poo Velvet

In-lass Empire

Cumland

The Horniest Dog in the World

Fire Cock with Me

This Ain't a Straight Story XXX

Twins Peaking

On Her Hair

Defiled at Heart

Bonus:

The 'Elephant' Man