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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1426475 times)

Antivehicular

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Is there a digital brothel out there? Specifically like a combination of teledildonics and VR charge by the minute/hour? Would that even be illegal?

Edit* and if not anyone looking to invest?
Dr. Buttplug, February 08, 2024, 06:35:29 pm
There's plenty of sex work out there in every multiplayer game; some of those people probably own teledildonic rigs.

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Before we get to my funny post, let me tell you about my favourite game, Raid Shadow Legends.

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Coca-Cola's Latin binomial is probably Colus cocus.
Salubrious Rex chai tea latte

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Taylor Swift really lucked out with her fanbase. It makes so much more sense how they react to her (mediocre; universal) lyrics when you realize most of them haven't read a book since high school
chai tea latte, February 07, 2024, 03:08:49 pm

people aren't thinking Tortured Poets Department is a stupid name just because the idea of a poet being sad is novel to them

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Taylor Swift really lucked out with her fanbase. It makes so much more sense how they react to her (mediocre; universal) lyrics when you realize most of them haven't read a book since high school
chai tea latte, February 07, 2024, 03:08:49 pm
And that's been a whole ass while for some of them

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It's hard to wash a lot of laundry on a budget without a direct line to the quarter fairy or access to ones parent's machines.
thelizzerd

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Shared coin-operated laundry was one of the worst parts of my last apartment.

Not only did I constantly need to have quarters on hand it was one washer and dryer set for 15 units. Plus sometimes the coin slot wouldn't work at all.
thelizzerd Dr. Buttplug

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Banks should have ATMs that let you cash out in quarters.

There's no reason that the easiest way for me to get quarters before I had an apartment with my own laundry was to walk to the bank and cash a check for $10 in quarters. They wouldn't even let me give them my debit card and they just process it.
Shell Game Lumbermouth

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Banks should have ATMs that let you cash out in quarters.

There's no reason that the easiest way for me to get quarters before I had an apartment with my own laundry was to walk to the bank and cash a check for $10 in quarters. They wouldn't even let me give them my debit card and they just process it.
thelizzerd, February 20, 2024, 01:17:06 pm
It's absolutely asinine. Stores refuse to give them out too (because poor people need change more often) so you're fucked.

Normal is just structural classism legitimized.

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Standing in line and thinking about how fundamentally unnatural full bipedalism is. We were not meant to have our dorsal and ventral surface at full vertical alignment!
Dr. Buttplug thelizzerd

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a bdsm relationship seems really annoying. sometimes I want to play video games when I get home and not have to punish my wife for not being in the Cage or whatever. Its like having a really needy pet

you know how its a pain when your partner doesnt want to specify what sort of takeaway to get, and make that every single part of your life
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a bdsm relationship seems really annoying. sometimes I want to play video games when I get home and not have to punish my wife for not being in the Cage or whatever. Its like having a really needy pet

you know how its a pain when your partner doesnt want to specify what sort of takeaway to get, and make that every single part of your life
GirlKisser420, February 22, 2024, 02:50:22 am
consider the inverse, what if you get really turned on by that conversation about what kind of takeaway to get

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Its like having a really needy pet
GirlKisser420, February 22, 2024, 02:50:22 am
This is that bit from Episode 123 where the guy needs someone to spank his wife when he’s out of town.

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Hey Google: post 'nut clarity'.
Dr. Buttplug

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Considering it's supposedly always sunny there, it's logical to assume that the titular Philadelphia is actually Amman, Jordan
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