Let’s say hello to our first eight officers!
It’s me, your penny-pinching leader.

Sorry, GirlKisser420, but the eunuchs all got massacred by the warlord Dong Zhuo about two years before we arrived in China.

I searched the whole text of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms for references to lizards: no luck, so you get green armor in their honor instead.

K. Thor is the first of many ambitious builders on our team.

Note: the minimum you can have in any stat is 1. Princess Diana Memorial Ballpit Poster is seen here ready for archery.

Hmm… what picture should I use for Lemon as a reminder that I absolutely shouldn’t put him into combat under any circumstances?

The Dragon Carnage technique won’t be very effective with Shell Game’s low strength, but it fits her theme.

Is this a good enough beard for Frank West?

Plenty of slots still open. I’ll take applications until the end of the day Friday.