Gimmie your best roller derby names

[DykeDastardly]

I'll start:  Lezzy Borden

[Victor Laszlo]

Rude McSlamahan

[GirlKisser420]

Ayarolla Khuntmeni

[chai tea latte]

Bootyca

[Boots Raingear]

2ThumpChump

[Dr. Buttplug]

I always thought Guest would be a good one.

[Great Joe]

I always thought Great Joe would be a good one.

aw shucks

[Antivehicular]

My fantasy roller-derby name would be Anita Newhart, but it would lose a lot without being able to have Magnetic Fields entrance music

[jim and the mammograms]

My non-fake-for-the-internet name is Bert and there's an alternate universe where I managed to get into derby before the pandemic and used the name I had already thought of, which is Bert Renegade.

[thelizzerd]

I always thought Guest would be a good one.

Thanks. Coincidently on the day I'm reading this thread for the first time, I'm trying roller skating for the first time this weekend.

[chai tea latte]

MAJORLY TAYLOR MEAN
ALEXANDRIA OSMASHIO CORTEZ
BERNICE SLAMDERS
GLORIA DE LA GRIEVE-A

[Lemon]

Elizabeth Pwns

[DykeDastardly]

Ayn Jamm'd

[thelizzerd]

Alicia Cyanamide

[The Killer Dynamo]

I always thought Guest would be a good one.

Oh, shit!

HEY WAIT A SEC-