F Plus Quotes Thread

[1234GO!]

"Bitches love Christopher Hitchens!"

[Lumbermouth]

"It's like having sex with the Going To The Store guy."

Adam Bozarth, My First Time (Lying On A Website)

[weebphorus]

277: My First Time (Lying On A Website) has so many great quotes and it is so hard for me to pick my favorite, but here is one:

Lemon: Hey female what do you think a doctor is?
Kumquatxop: It's a big vertical drop