Counterpoint: if video is taken, it will be difficult for me to see through the huge meant-to-hide-cocaine-use sunglasses that I will have to wear so that the legions of furries, fatties, Tumblrites, robot dragons, Pokégirls, forum roleplayers, dragon dildo reviewers, cosplayers, bronies, Loki-wives, monkey moms, dream monster cockysts, unschoolers, white-trash LiveJournal users, comic worshippers, Supernatural fanfic writers, Netflix reviewers, multiples, otherkin, water critics, Kickstarters, dong stretchers, childfree hardcore people, ki fighters, body modders, PUAs, eccentric German short-story writers, cockrub warriors, chocolate-eating monsters, waifu-havers, new-age wackos, tropers, MRAs, adult baby fetishists, dickbug fetishists, omorashi fetishists, foot fetishists, plushie fetishists, glasses fetishists, and Mai-Trang Thi Nguyen can't figure out what I look like and then hunt me down for Internet vengeance.