This was a real fun doc to make since there is just so many stupid items for sale on Amazon. I gotta mention that the Energy Magic Compleat is free with kindle unlimited.
I died laughing at the shapeshiter bit. I totally missed that spelling error and it's damn hilarious. For some reason google docs decided not to put the red underline on that word. I'm sure there will be more spelling errors in my other docs, since I'm dyslexic.