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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: PyroWulf on September 22, 2013, 01:33:02 pm

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: PyroWulf on September 22, 2013, 01:33:02 pm

About 5 minutes ago at my job I got one. It's about Ant Jesus. I wish that last statement was a joke. Will add a picture of it when I get home, since I don't know how to do it from my Android.

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: Ike on September 22, 2013, 03:59:14 pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0039/0039_01.asp This one?

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 22, 2013, 04:46:55 pm

Misread that as "Aunt Jesus" at first. And really, who doesn't have a batty old Aunt Jesus living in the wilds of Georgia and terrifying the local children?

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on September 22, 2013, 05:28:26 pm

The best part about chick tracts is they set that strawman up and then KNOCK IT THE FUCK DOWN. KABOOM BABY

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: PyroWulf on September 22, 2013, 05:48:20 pm

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0039/0039_01.asp This one?
Ike, September 22, 2013, 03:59:14 pm

That's the one. IKE'S GOT THIS SHIT ON LOCK, FOLKS. Thanks for covering since my phone is a giant cockbag about transferring photos

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: A Whirring Bone-White Gleech on September 24, 2013, 11:40:31 am

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0039/0039_01.asp This one?
Ike, September 22, 2013, 03:59:14 pm

That's the one. IKE'S GOT THIS SHIT ON LOCK, FOLKS. Thanks for covering since my phone is a giant cockbag about transferring photos
PyroWulf, September 22, 2013, 05:48:20 pm

I would like to thank you for introducing me to this image:
(http://i.imgur.com/tFb6oMn.gif)

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on September 24, 2013, 12:41:23 pm

Good to know I'm not the only one who saved that as a reaction image. It's got a very Life of Brian feel to it.

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: Psammetichus on September 27, 2013, 03:46:04 pm

Aw man, you're so lucky. I want to get handed a Chick Tract so bad. The only tract I've ever physically seen was the anti-Islam one, "Allah Has No Son," in a restroom in a mosque in Kansas City.

Best line: MOON GOD?

edit: (http://i.imgur.com/H5I4WJj.jpg)

Title: I was given a Chick Tract today.
Post by: chai tea latte on October 07, 2013, 08:44:59 pm

Consistently valid Chick Tracts (http://www.lowgradecondoms.com/)
[fake chick tracts]
objectivelyhorribleperson, October 07, 2013, 07:57:32 pm

I feel like these gave me a seizure.

Also, sweet new title text.


e:
(http://i.imgur.com/ecif4uh.png)