Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[chai tea latte]

If Google ngrams are correct, then “Jingle bells, Batman smells” dates from 1966, the year the TV series starring Adam West debuted.

Did you see Tom Scott's recent video on this subject? extremely pro click

[Mr. Hunky Academia]

pretty wild being a young person thats into the kind of stuff that i am. like when people find out im an einstein on the beach fan theyre like "what the fuck is einstein on the beach?"

Einstein on the Beach is my favorite Opera

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

It's the shittiest sapiosexual cocktail though.

[moooo566 (taylor's version)]

do you ever see something funny on the internet and think "ballp.it would like that" and then you get the image url and go to your address bar to go there and realise you're actually already on ballp.it?

[A Meat]

It's the shittiest sapiosexual cocktail though.

at least it's not an einstein on the rocks

[Antivehicular]

Even if diamonds were completely conflict free, they're still a really boring gem for jewelry

Yeah, diamonds in white metal are just insanely boring IMHO. My engagement ring is a garnet solitaire, which feels chintzy by price standards but looks great.

[krytton]

dolly parton slaps

[Shell Game]

dolly parton slaps

completely factual thought of the day

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

They call it a Fender Jazzmaster but you'ld think if mastering jazz was the objective one would pick a trumpet or an upright bass

[krytton]

i was recently introduced to the word "thembo" and its changed my life

[auaurorau]

alliteration's always been a blight on my brain

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

Zeno's paradox of [jerk off motion]

[Penultimatum]

Zeno's paradox of [jerk off motion]

In order to reach orgasm, you must first jerk yourself halfway to completion. To reach halfway to completion, you must first reach a quarter way to completion. To reach a quarter way to completion, ...
What I’m saying is Zeno invented edging.

[A Meat]

black pepper flavored chewing gum

[Wrought]

Bim bo quo