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Snakes In The Ball Pit => Yay, I get to talk about me! => Topic started by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 02:15:06 pm

Title: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 02:15:06 pm
I got a snapshot before Lemon pulled the ranking system.

Someone get me a coffee. Two sugars, no milk.

(http://i.imgur.com/QJoTQfh.png)
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 04, 2013, 02:34:15 pm
If I wanted to shoot a pony, what sort of gun should I use?
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 04, 2013, 02:36:08 pm
Just to clarify, I don't mean a cartoon pony. I mean like a welsh or shetland pony. For self defense, of course.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Lemon on February 04, 2013, 02:39:12 pm
Next rank kicks in at 500 posts. Get cracking, Isfahan.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 02:40:52 pm
If I wanted to shoot a pony, what sort of gun should I use?Boots Raingear, February 04, 2013, 02:34:15 pm

Cartoon pony or not, the gun you're gonna want is an AK, definitely. In fact, I'll probably be recommending an AK whenever someone asks me what gun would be good for x, where x equals an activity of any kind.

(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9g1p4oAEb1qdrno0o1_1280.jpg)
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Boots Raingear on February 04, 2013, 02:43:46 pm
Is that gun entirely plastic? Can I get it through a metal detector? Can I get plastic ammo for it? There's a metal detector at the high school dance I'm going to on Friday and I'm worried there may be ponies there.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: montrith on February 04, 2013, 02:51:51 pm
You know, I've been suspecting something fishy is going on for a while now. How the hell does everyone else only have two or three likes, but Isfahan is consistently at eight or nine? I'm calling shenanigans and demanding a recount. Bring democracy back to Fplus or I'm starting the Ballp.it separation movement.

Or maybe everyone is just scared shitless by the guy who didn't even take day before he derailed a thread by talking about guns.

EDIT: Okay, fine. Victor has 12 but he's been shamelessly whoring for votes the second the forum came online.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Triggerhappy938 on February 04, 2013, 02:53:57 pm
Wait, there is a ranking system?

Based on post count?

POST ALL THE THINGS
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Victor Laszlo on February 04, 2013, 03:04:27 pm
Okay, fine. Victor has 12 but he's been shamelessly whoring for votes the second the forum came online.
Hey, I object to you calling it whoring.  That implies that I am offering something in return.

Now get those thumbs out and get them up as far as you can already.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 03:05:32 pm
Is that gun entirely plastic? Can I get it through a metal detector? Can I get plastic ammo for it? There's a metal detector at the high school dance I'm going to on Friday and I'm worried there may be ponies there.
Boots Raingear, February 04, 2013, 02:43:46 pm

No, it's a finish called Duracoat and it's like moly-resin in that its color can—oh.

Wait, there is a ranking system?

Based on post count?
Triggerhappy938, February 04, 2013, 02:53:57 pm

NOT ANYMORE THERE ISN'T HAHA SUCKERS I WIN
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Yossarian on February 04, 2013, 03:19:17 pm
You sir are implying that anything can beat a Nagant
(http://i.imgur.com/Xb8b4ff.jpg)
 Who needs metal detectors when your can pole vault with your rifle

Also this because slavnology
http://i.imgur.com/DQ1YMv9.png (http://i.imgur.com/DQ1YMv9.png)
Giant image warning

Edit - Score of 0, beat that suckas
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 03:22:13 pm
How the hell does everyone else only have two or three likes, but Isfahan is consistently at eight or nine?montrith, February 04, 2013, 02:51:51 pm

Because I am awesome and lovable and everyone likes me and wants me to be happy just like I want them to be happy.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: squiddy on February 04, 2013, 03:49:49 pm
Plus, all the ladies know that he's like crazy hot.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 04:34:21 pm
I plead the fifth on that. It's the gracious thing to do.
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Notm on February 04, 2013, 06:07:20 pm
Whenever Isfahan talks about his guns, I imagine him flexing his arms. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Psammetichus on February 04, 2013, 07:33:13 pm
Whenever Isfahan talks about his guns, I imagine him flexing his arms. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
Notm, February 04, 2013, 06:07:20 pm

He is so strong because he is always exercising... his Constitutional rights!

NOBAMA RONPAUL2012 GOOGLE WTC7
Title: Re: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Isfahan on February 04, 2013, 09:54:49 pm
Whenever Isfahan talks about his guns, I imagine him flexing his arms. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤNotm, February 04, 2013, 06:07:20 pm

I need my arms to bear my arms!

See, I've got two AKs, one for each arm: one in 7.62×39mm, one in 5.45×39mm. They also make AKs in 5.56×45mm, but the AK extractor was designed for tapered-case ammunition, and 5.56 is straight-cased. 5.56 AKs often have failure-to-feed and failure-to-eject issues, so I decided to steer clear.
Title: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on March 24, 2019, 01:25:00 pm
Ha! I thought the ranking was the ribbons until I realized that was your avatar. I’ll never rate a Good Conduct Medal after all.
Title: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Ambious on March 24, 2019, 03:36:40 pm
I'll tell you the same thing I told the Major of my unit right before they kicked me out of the army:

Can I get a referral for future employers?
Title: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on March 24, 2019, 08:02:45 pm
Ha! I thought the ranking was the ribbons until I realized that was your avatar. I’ll never rate a Good Conduct Medal after all.
Oedipal Arrangements, March 24, 2019, 01:25:00 pm

is it 2013 in here or is it just you
Title: I Outrank All of You
Post by: Maslow’s Tweeds on March 24, 2019, 08:08:09 pm
Ha! I thought the ranking was the ribbons until I realized that was your avatar. I’ll never rate a Good Conduct Medal after all.
Oedipal Arrangements, March 24, 2019, 01:25:00 pm

is it 2013 in here or is it just you
jack chick, March 24, 2019, 08:02:45 pm

Just making up for lost time.