Ok, I really would like to express sincere* gratitude for just a moment.
First I would like to thank all y'all F+ans for coming out. You wonderful crazy fucks are beautiful. I wish I could have accidentally assaulted every last one of you just so I could sign your bodies and get some mini gropes in. Again, I'm sorry about that, Ms. Game. I've sent more than a few people to the hospital from dap-related incidents.
Now, a hearty FUCK YEAH to all planners, readers, submitters, and general laborers who made this weekend beautiful. There is a whole lotta goddamn work that goes into this stuff.
All I do is show up and get drunk. Which leads me to thanking every fine person who bought me a drink. The Miques and the BeezelBoobs and the Legz of the world, you guys are America's unsung heroes. And I don't know if you picked up on my subtle hints, but I love America.
It was wonderful to see old fuckers and meet new fuckers. Keep on fuckin' in the free world.
And even though all the video may not work out, y'all are gonna love the recordings when it is done being fine-tuned by JimmyFranks. He and Boots are the Dynamic Duo of sound and deserve a round of applause. As always, BootsAoke was a wonderful cap-off to the weekend.
Send warm thoughts and e-hugs to all my Babies Bootsy, Jimmy, Squiddy, Bozarthy, Nutshelly, Victory, Kummyquatty, FrankyWesty, Snoop Stoggy Stog, Bumpy, Louzee Q. Fernandez, Achilleazy and so many others that I could ruin the names of.
Then there's my little Lemon who deserves a fucking week off from work but is instead slogging through his day right now. Just like me.
If y'all haven't ordered a shirt or sticker (or if you're still Guesting this instead of buying a Ballp.it account) then the time is right now. Show some love! (baby don't hurt me) for all the love he's put in.
* Fun fact, I thought Sincerity was simply a name that I've seen on multiple strippers. Turns out it's a real thing!