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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1445345 times)

Macho Masc Sangy Savage

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Applying for a new job, planning to move, buying a house, or car - nothing has made me feel more my age than finding a really long chin hair this morning. It's the "Winter is Coming" of bodily functions.
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Someone called Tom Sawyer a "beautifully written book" in class today and I had to try not to laugh

Like regardless on your thoughts of the actual content of the book, there are several occasions in which characters repeat themselves over and over in one piece of dialogue over the course of most of a page, the descriptions are lacking to say the least (uh, it's dark and scary outside. there's like, an owl. and you can hear a wolf howl somewhere. tom and huck don't like it.) and the language overall is pretty basic and uninspired

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Please don’t:
Drink and Drive

Imbibe and Ride

Consume and Vroom

Beer Bong and Scoot Along
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A playlist called “The Edge of Screamo” on spotify feels a bit redundant

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Ah, the Thin White Dookie and his Berlin Three-loggy. V-2 Scheiße has to be my favorite piece.
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Communist Voltron, where they fuse the robots together by yelling "workers of the world, unite!"

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I'd describe Guest as a comedy of errors starting at conception.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 04:24:25 pm by Spooks »

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think i'm gonna start pronouncing the p in raspberry. start adding some chaos to the world
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I lurked for about a year before I finally paid for posting rights, and I was convinced that I had inadvertently taken the username of some banned or generally disliked former user, since I didn't understand why everyone was talking so much shit about [you ].
Darkly, September 19, 2018, 06:22:27 pm

i thought everyone was just being nice :(

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the dream is that someday someone will talk about how they really appreciate you and you'll click to reply and it won't be Guest

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I'd describe Wrought as a comedy of errors starting at conception.

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It's not how I imagined it but gosh darn it it's nice to feel noticed
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I pray for the sweet release of the little death
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Recently I've been getting in touch with my feminine side by listening to Beyonce, sticking a quail egg up my urethra and then spurting out blood and what I believe to be the equivalent of endometrial lining out of my wretched penis for the better part of a month.
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Recently I've been getting in touch with my feminine side by listening to Beyonce, sticking a quail egg up my urethra and then spurting out blood and what I believe to be the equivalent of endometrial lining out of my wretched penis for the better part of a month.
Spooks, September 20, 2018, 04:10:34 pm

...I mean, you could have just painted your nails while eating some ice cream and watching few good rom coms, but I appreciate the dedication to the cis part of the experience.