I reject Gritty Batman. Goofy Batman is the only acceptable Batman. Adam West Batman, Batman Forever, Batman: The Brave and the Bold (Aquaman should never not be voiced by John DiMaggio), and none of this Spoopy Batman nonsense. I know it's really caught on and people like it, but I'm over it. It's not my thing. Bring back Dingus Batman. At least give the man built-in nipples on his suit, for fuck's sake. He's a superhero and he doesn't even look like he's wearing underwear on purpose. What is this? What has this world come to?