Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

25 MORE Reasons Why Brevity is the Soul of Wit

[auaurorau]

english is an early-access language, lacking many basic features. why can't i form adverbs from comparatives? i would like to say "strongerly" rather than "more strongly"

[Hux]

remembering the time that a woman was very obviously flirting with me and i had no idea until my coworker pointed it out after she left. and then i was like "oh shit yeah true"

[chai tea latte]

Although a sandworm tracksuit would kick ass

you have to pull the trigger on this before the movie comes out so nobody thinks you're a poser but you should definitely do that

[three cats in a self-driving car]

a padded baron harkonnen tracksuit that masks how fat you really are below it

[chai tea latte]

english is an early-access language, lacking many basic features. why can't i form adverbs from comparatives? i would like to say "strongerly" rather than "more strongly"

the rule is that one syllable comparatives get -ly and longer ones get more -
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[three cats in a self-driving car]

but why can't you just -ly longer words, it's time to implement that imo so we can make longerly and stupiderly words.

[Shell Game]

The truth of it is you can superly duperly doodly add -ly to whateverly you want
Especially if you're hopingly reaching for a rhymely.

[ikaribattousai]

Kind of crazy that the diameter of the moon is about the distance between New York City and Las Vegas, and the distance between the Earth and the moon is about the distance between the Earth and the moon. Really makes you think.

[Great Joe]

Looking back on today, I think coffee might have betrayed me.

[Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop]

Putting a speeding ticket in your front window so cops know not to give you another one today

[ikaribattousai]

It's that time of year again where people in the midwest post about how much they love fall like it hasn't smash cut from sweltering summer to frigid winter here for the last ten years.

[chai tea latte]

It's that time of year again where people in the midwest post about how much they love fall like it hasn't smash cut from sweltering summer to frigid winter here for the last ten years.

owned

[xX_sp00ks_Xx]

I'm sorry, zoomers, but this is the only wet "ass" "pussy" I need!

[GirlKisser420]

Just finished my latest fanfic: it’s called Those Lunatic Tunes, it’s an alternate universe wile e coyote X Road Runner where they are both nonbinary kpop stars. It’s a billion words long, completely bloodless and I will be doxxed for it, revealing that I’m just  pretending to be in the Nation of Islam