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Topic: 183: Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack  (Read 9100 times)

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183: Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack
« Last Edit: September 28, 2015, 11:15:23 am by Lemon »

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I'm afraid of what's going to top the poem about masturbating into a sock.

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oh my god these references are so on point, i'm crying irl

new favourite episode

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The reading of that inflation one made me think that Homestar Runner had taken up a career as an erotic poet. Also I'm literally crying with laughter at most of these. Thank you for this beautiful gift.

ETA:

Come sneeze with me and be my love
And we will all the sneezes sneeze
That sneeze and sneeze and sneeze and sneeze
And all the sneezes
fuck it, never mind.

ETA part 2: Huh, apparently I was drunker than I thought last night.
« Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 02:40:05 pm by TheCrawlingChaos »

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Cock Hotel.

COCK. HOTEL.

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What a real bunch of shameless heaney's
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That was probably my favourite poetry episode yet but the bonus of it also being a look at some weirdass sites from the early days of F Plus and their continued existence made it even better. That's a real good doc you put together, Cyberventurer. Be proud!

Special thanks to Nutshell for making the closest thing to a "right" choice when given a Lemon's Choice. I still don't know if Boots made the right choice between yet another fucking Night Before Christmas rendition and a poem about menstruation. Because yes, those are a special kind of annoying, but on the other hand ... that was super gross. Super, super gross and rapey. While the other one would have involved Sonic! But, I mean, I guess it still could have been super gross and bloody and rapey too. I haven't worked up the courage to check the doc yet.

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What a real bunch of shameless heaney's
AgentCoop, July 28, 2015, 11:19:08 am

Booo

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AgentCoop, July 28, 2015, 11:19:08 am

Booo
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Nifty Nif

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EYE OF ZA, July 28, 2015, 01:33:25 pm
Yeah, you gave a ton of good stuff to help put some meat on the document.  Thanks!

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The most enjoyable collection of grunts and groans I listened to this week!

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I clued into where the lovedoll poem was from like two lines in

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Episode 183: Poems of Dishonoré De Ballsack
Your mouth is a cock hotel. Cocks check in but they don't check out.
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