I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :CI read that in your pirate voice
NutshellGulag, July 21, 2016, 03:26:56 pm
I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :CNah, Jimmyfranks has the curse part covered, have you considered being hexed or haunted instead?
NutshellGulag, July 21, 2016, 03:26:56 pm
I'm currrrrrrrrsed. That is my role on this show. :CNah, Jimmyfranks has the curse part covered, have you considered being hexed or haunted instead?
NutshellGulag, July 21, 2016, 03:26:56 pm
A Meat, July 21, 2016, 04:34:13 pm
I’ve heard the curling-iron-up-the-ass thing before. Not as a method of masturbation, mind you, but as a method of disciplining unruly children. They put it there so Child Protection Services won’t see the burn scars.Well now I'm sad and grossed out
Cheapskate, July 22, 2016, 02:06:02 am
Why can't the internet just rub its genitals with its hand? It's not that fucking difficult.
moooo566, July 22, 2016, 08:54:55 am
You know, I was okay until the popsicles and soda. I mean, most of this stuff is weird, and definitely not recommended, but AUGH
DO NOT PUT SUGARY THINGS ANYWHERE NEAR YOUR HOO-HA
THE LADY CAVE IS DIABETIC IT DOES NOT LIKE SUGAR DX
YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOURSELVES HORRIBLE YEAST INFECTIONS
AUGH
I mean I suppose yeast infections are the least of these people's concerns, and there are PLENTY of worse consequences out there for what they're doing, but the sugar in the downstairs secret area, oddly, was the tipping point for me. XP
I guess I'm desensitized thanks to reading EMT forum stories about all the things people have put up their various lower orifices. Once you read about enough razors, pencils, crack pipes, vegetables, light bulbs, pagers, action figures, and pepperoni sticks (even worse, that lady took it out, took a bite out of it, then put it back like it was no big deal)... :B
Liatai, July 22, 2016, 11:52:44 am
BOOTS WAS COMPLETELY WRAPPED IN GOOSEBUMPS
eldritchhat, July 22, 2016, 03:10:48 pm
FINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.
montrith, July 24, 2016, 01:16:45 pm
Yeah, singling out Jimmyfranks for being an anthropomorphic processed meat product is unfairFINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.
montrith, July 24, 2016, 01:16:45 pm
Using the word "sausage" in this context might not be so great, montrith.
NutshellGulag, July 24, 2016, 02:31:49 pm
Yeah, come on, obviously you should have said "bologna."FINALLY some advice from REAL ACTUAL WOMEN on how to masturbate. The Fplus tends to be such a sausage fest on this topic it's really refreshing to hear stories from ACTUAL HONEST TO GOD WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY EXIST.
montrith, July 24, 2016, 01:16:45 pm
Using the word "sausage" in this context might not be so great, montrith.
NutshellGulag, July 24, 2016, 02:31:49 pm
It would explain everything about NoFap if it were made entirely of refugees from this place. People smart enough to understand that this kind of masturbation is the thing ruining their lives, but too dumb to know why.
Aljonso, July 24, 2016, 02:41:36 pm
Put a spoon in a fuckin freezer and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it out and stick it in your ass slow like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Argyle Funk, July 25, 2016, 02:50:56 pm
I never knew I was using this stuff wrong the whole time...
(http://i.imgur.com/sISJvuH.png)
BradypusRex, July 27, 2016, 03:14:16 am
I never knew I was using this stuff wrong the whole time...
(http://i.imgur.com/sISJvuH.png)
BradypusRex, July 27, 2016, 03:14:16 am
Cleans, protects, and whitens your anus.
Bodark, July 27, 2016, 03:24:59 am
Phallus Dentata?
Jackal Flapnasty, July 28, 2016, 06:03:29 pm