i've come up with a fun game when clicking random youtuber video essays called "Stoner or not"
major contributing factors to stoner evaluation
-- nasally voice
-- monotone delivery
-- slurred speech
minor contributing factors
-- pot laughs
-- coughing, esp. sniffling
-- leaving about 2 minutes of dead air in the middle of the video cause they forgot to edit it
i'm hoping to take my stereotyping algorithm to the next XOXO festival and strike a movie deal with Redman if he's still around so we can train a neural net on these fuckin videos and save shit tons of money on hiring professional stoners for the animated third installment in the How High cinematic universe (
How High 2 is currently in production), the script to which I've had under my couch cushions since 2007 but had forgotten about until last week when i spilled one of my urine jars on the cushion and had to take it outside to dry in the winter sun (cant wash cause no water in the apartment rn, will post updates on that later)
e;cited my sourses