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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on November 01, 2015, 03:48:45 pm
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(http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/11/the-red-green-show-main-300x300.jpg)
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(http://lifeasahuman.com/files/2010/11/the-red-green-show-main-300x300.jpg)
Lemon, November 01, 2015, 03:48:45 pm
"Gonna make me an elephant. Gonna wrap this entire duct tape roll 'round my junk."
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"Excuse me a moment, Chancellor Merkel. Michelle! Where's the fuckin' trash remote?"
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Hydraulic Dildo production is key part of new Five-Year Plan, Comrade Stalin.
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[GPS Voice] You want to go about 5 miles until you see a sign that says "Rib Tips."
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The solution to world's energy problems is an underground wind-turbine powered by water and solar energy, it's all so simple now that I think about it!
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Pictured: Add-A-Floor in action. (http://imgur.com/oW38bX6)
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Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
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(http://i.imgur.com/KUYthA1.jpg)
I still don't know what I'm looking at.
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I still don't know what I'm looking at.
KnitOneKillTwo, November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm
INNOVATION!
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20 years from now, Lemon's daughter will be laying on a therapist's couch, explaining how she would be woken up in the middle of the night by her dad screaming about cocks, trash cans, and hydraulic dildos.
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(http://i.imgur.com/KUYthA1.jpg)
KnitOneKillTwo, November 03, 2015, 01:06:38 pm
That doesn't look like it's compatible with my smart mug.
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how does that even work?
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Also there really should be more Krysten Ritter because I think she's hot in a weird sort of way.
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Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
Runic, November 02, 2015, 09:35:05 pm
Yes, yes it was. I'll take the high five in amusing cat GIF form, please.
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Nutshell, was that a fucking Shaver Mystery joke? Because if so I owe you a high five or something.
Runic, November 02, 2015, 09:35:05 pm
Yes, yes it was. I'll take the high five in amusing cat GIF form, please.
NutshellGulag, November 03, 2015, 10:58:08 pm
If someone know how to make this a visible gif I'd be very grateful. (http://static.themetapicture.com/media/cute-gif-cat-hi-five-paws.gif)
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I am extremely disappointed by the lack of terrible Hank Hill impressions during the flavored charcoal piece.
For shame.
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I am extremely disappointed by the lack of terrible Hank Hill impressions during the flavored charcoal piece.
For shame.
Tao Te Chump, November 04, 2015, 04:21:34 pm
I mean if it was flavored propane...
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I am extremely disappointed by the lack of terrible Hank Hill impressions during the flavored charcoal piece.
For shame.
Tao Te Chump, November 04, 2015, 04:21:34 pm
I mean if it was flavored propane...
AgentCoop, November 04, 2015, 04:24:23 pm
And flavored propane accessories. I was hoping for the exasperated "bwaaah."
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This episode was amazing. I was laughing so hard that i had tears in my eyes during the personalized coffins bit.
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This episode was amazing. I was laughing so hard that i had tears in my eyes during the personalized coffins bit.
stray dog freedom, November 11, 2015, 06:06:37 pm
Those already exist in Ghana (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasy_coffin). They go all out making these amazing coffins and you can get buried in anything from a fish to a wingtip shoe to a Bic pen to a jet airliner to a pack of cigarettes.
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(https://i.imgur.com/1d4SkzB.jpg)
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No, but for real, this is one of my SO's favorite episodes, alongside the ice-chewing one. She wants Boots' intro to be engraved on her tombstone, I don't know if her grave would be very speedfull but at least it will be unnoise - provided society hasn't completely switched to creative coffins by the time she shuffles off this mortal coil.
BTW, here's a bonus joke to sell you on the GPSmartass, I feel like it did not get enough traction, none of you guys seemed to be sold on robot generated humor at any rate. Maybe we can still bring it back for the next Tesla model.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Recalculating route.