Sleep Texts From Juice Unlimited

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Sleepytime update: Earlier this week, I awoke to a bowl of nachos beside my bed.

I do not recall obtaining them in the night.

Sleep Juice made you breakfast!

[Delcat]

What did you put under your pillow before you went to sleep?

[Isfahan]

Sleepytime update: Earlier this week, I awoke to a bowl of nachos beside my bed.

I do not recall obtaining them in the night.

Jesus, you should, uh, like, be careful. Right now your sleepwalking is resulting in ZANY ANTICS but what happens when you wake up at the bottom of a flight of stairs with your neck sideways?

[count_actuala]

I choose to believe I got hungry late at night and went on a Doritos mission my brain forgot to record for posterity. At the same time I'm sort of relieved that my bedroom door locks.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

From several days ago. Note the time stamp:

Juice (11:07 PM):
KAW KAW GOD MORNING

From three hours ago:

Juice (2:01 AM):
All roofs least one to be budget

[cyclopeantrash]

From several days ago. Note the time stamp:

Juice (11:07 PM):
KAW KAW GOD MORNING

From three hours ago:

Juice (2:01 AM):
All roofs least one to be budget

These cryptic texts surely attest to Juice's latent prophetic abilities. Is Juice a part of the God-Machine?

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

After a long hiatus...

Juice (3:29 AM):
Green fry terms freedom

[TheCrawlingChaos]

After a long hiatus...

Juice (3:29 AM):
Green fry terms freedom

Mmmm, that's some good word salad.