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Topic: i got laid!  (Read 6365 times)

Emperor Jack Chick

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i got laid!
so i've been siting on post 666 cause i wanted to do something cool but i've been crazy busy

meanwhile i just got laid! off. laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

so fuck you all. show up to f+ live and i will buy you a beer and make you listen to awful metal.


hail satan

cyclopeantrash

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i got laid! #1
Getting laid off sucks but awful metal and beer sounds great. This is a good 666 post.

Goose Goose Honk At Me Now

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i got laid! #2
Sympathies from a fellow laid-off-ee. However I will buy you a beer and not the other way around because you're a good dude with a great RRRRRRRRROYALTY! voice.

Emperor Jack Chick

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i got laid! #3
Sympathies from a fellow laid-off-ee. However I will buy you a beer and not the other way around because you're a good dude with a great RRRRRRRRROYALTY! voice.
Cuddleclobbermonger, July 29, 2014, 10:59:24 pm

Thanks bud! I will yell shit at you in a voice and do the claw! :D

EYE OF ZA

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i got laid! #4
hail stan

Nemo2342

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i got laid! #5
so i've been siting on post 666 cause i wanted to do something cool but i've been crazy busy

meanwhile i just got laid! off. laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

so fuck you all. show up to f+ live and i will buy you a beer and make you listen to awful metal.


hail satan
jack-chick, July 29, 2014, 10:53:42 pm

Have you considered funding your employment through Indie GoGo's Flexible funding?

Tiny Prancer

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i got laid! #6
I'm disappointed that now I don't have an excuse to post a picture of that "congrats on the sex" cake

nigeline

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i got laid! #7
so i've been siting on post 666 cause i wanted to do something cool but i've been crazy busy

meanwhile i just got laid! off. laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

so fuck you all. show up to f+ live and i will buy you a beer and make you listen to awful metal.


hail satan
jack-chick, July 29, 2014, 10:53:42 pm

Have you considered funding your employment through Indie GoGo's Flexible funding?
Nemo2342, July 29, 2014, 11:19:27 pm
Just never leave Minneapolis. We have jobs!

Down10

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i got laid! #8
Geez, I thought the F+ was kidding about you living in a Dumpster, but it now might actually be the case. My condolences.

Emperor Jack Chick

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i got laid! #9
Geez, I thought the F+ was kidding about you living in a Dumpster, but it now might actually be the case. My condolences.
Down10, August 04, 2014, 01:37:11 pm

Worse, I might have to move out of the dumpster! :(

Isfahan

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i got laid! #10
For real, man! Dumpsterâ„¢ brand trash bins are top of the line! It'd suck if you had to trade down to a Trash-Co Waste Disposal Unit.

NutshellGulag

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i got laid! #11
I am coming to F plus live this year. I will give you a hug and a beer once I can be coaxed out from under the table in the farthest corner.

Victor Laszlo

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i got laid! #12
I am coming to F plus live this year. I will give you a hug and a beer once I can be coaxed out from under the table in the farthest corner.
NutshellGulag, August 07, 2014, 10:50:35 pm
There will be no coaxing.  Zarla was fairly reserved and we dragged her all over town and even had her dancing to whatever that rap karaoke game was.  You will be one of us.  You are one of us.  One of us.  One of us.


[heart][heart][heart],
[yay] Victor [yay]