I drew a fatty KOI. Bring it to life!

[montrith]

I have to say, that's the most poetic way I've ever seen cell death described.

[Chaz]

You could say it's cellpukku.

Anyways! I have voted, and I will also commission you soon to help you financially, Portaxx! I've loved the commissions I've gotten from you so far, so I would totally love to get more :D

[Runic]

A few thoughts!

That snake is adorable! It appears to be fuzzy, and squishy, and it definitely has Dot Eyes.  However, it does not appear to have a Bitey Mouth.  YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME PORTAXX!

Seriously though, it is way better than the other entries.  The rest are either way too busy or look like hunchbacks.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

A few thoughts!

That snake is adorable! It appears to be fuzzy, and squishy, and it definitely has Dot Eyes.  However, it does not appear to have a Bitey Mouth.  YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME PORTAXX!

Seriously though, it is way better than the other entries.  The rest are either way too busy or look like hunchbacks.

Don't worry. In the future I will have a submission that definitely has a big bitey-mouth on it. And then I will harass everyone all over again!

[Runic]

Yay!

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Sort of related: Portaxx, have you ever played The Asylum: Psychiatric Clinic For Abused Cuddly Toys? Because it seems like it'd be right up your alley. Lots of dot eyes, a couple of bitey mouths, and a wicked sense of humor.

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

[icarus]

Sort of related: Portaxx, have you ever played The Asylum: Psychiatric Clinic For Abused Cuddly Toys? Because it seems like it'd be right up your alley. Lots of dot eyes, a couple of bitey mouths, and a wicked sense of humor.

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

i have the kroko plush
he is really cute and soft. and came with a bunch of paperwork about his issues.

A++ purchase

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Sort of related: Portaxx, have you ever played The Asylum: Psychiatric Clinic For Abused Cuddly Toys? Because it seems like it'd be right up your alley. Lots of dot eyes, a couple of bitey mouths, and a wicked sense of humor.

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

I haven't played it, but I've seen things from it and you are 100% right about it being relevant to my interests! I want to play through it some day because awwww, poor insane plush toys.

[Goose Goose Honk At Me Now]

Sort of related: Portaxx, have you ever played The Asylum: Psychiatric Clinic For Abused Cuddly Toys? Because it seems like it'd be right up your alley. Lots of dot eyes, a couple of bitey mouths, and a wicked sense of humor.

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

i have the kroko plush
he is really cute and soft. and came with a bunch of paperwork about his issues.

A++ purchase

DOES HE HAVE SPACE FOR A HOT WATER BOTTLE

I honest to god cannot tell you how much I want Sly or the little raven dude.

Portaxx: check it out. Start with the snake, he's the easiest, although the "Professional help" option is basically a built-in walkthrough if you get stuck.

Also it's possible to get one of the plush toys addicted to video games. Which means you have to give it electroshock therapy. THANKS, GERMANY.

[icarus]

he does. well, he has a little pouch. it's not large enough for a real hot water bottle, or mop for that matter.

the raven and the turtle are new, but i haven't played since college haha

[Lemon]

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CROSSED OUT?

[montrith]

he does. well, he has a little pouch. it's not large enough for a real hot water bottle, or mop for that matter.

the raven and the turtle are new, but i haven't played since college haha

Fair warning, the raven starts out fairly normal but then takes a sudden U-turn to LSD land.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

Also I might make a dice bag based on the Lemon mascot just because I can

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CROSSED OUT?

Because you didn't vote yet, asshole.

[One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes]

BEHOLD, FATTYCOBRA VS. A DONUT: THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE:



 http://jazaaboo.deviantart.com/art/Squishy-Cobra-vs-A-Donut-364270388

[Lemon]

Because you didn't vote yet, asshole.

THAT'S AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY but good point, you're right. But I voted now.