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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1448819 times)

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what if you were the treasurer of your high school's anime club
junior associate faguar, May 03, 2018, 07:18:55 pm

the true irony of KC Green's "anime club" is that none of you thought you were Mort...but you were always Mort.
chai tea latte, May 03, 2018, 08:31:16 pm
La petite mort

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Nah, when I was in college I would make people sit down and watch La Blue Girl. I was never under any illusion that I wasn't Mort.

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I actually knew a kid in middle school who looked a ton like how Mort is drawn, only different glasses, I vividly remember him trying to get me to talk with him about which anime girl is the hottest, and I wasn't having any of his shit, because I knew, as a 13 year old, that that's creepy.

For the record he tried to make me watch Elfen Lied, which, I'm pretty sure he was jerking it to

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really, I've been listening to threepac recently, yeah he's pretty good. your guy's fine though
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DEVO makes vaporwave entirely superfluous
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video essayists have all their priorities mixed up. like sure, spend an hour talking about the failings of stephen moffat but. would it kill to tell me why shrek 2 is so good??? get on it lindsay
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Society’s moral decay: this generation grew up with a crush on elves but now, deep down they’d all prefer an Orc

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Society’s moral decay: this generation grew up with a crush on elves but now, deep down they’d all prefer an Orc
GirlKisser420, May 06, 2018, 05:41:02 pm

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I found another genre of reddit content I love equally as much as "[X] ruined my romantic relationship" and it's "I'm going to quit my job to pursue my dream"

It's for the same reason too, because the statement is totally contradictory to the truth most of the time

like on reddit "[X] ruined my romantic relationship" means "I ruined my relationship adjacent to [X]" and "I'm going to quit my job to pursue my dream" means "I don't like working so I hope that if I quit my stable job to try and profit off of this whim I'll be instantly successful"

Edit: The cream of the fucking crop of this genre is "I quit my job to pursue streaming as a career" which translates to "I'm unemployed and I own a computer, hopefully people will pay me to do what I do for fun anyway"
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Björk lyrics re-appropriated into ad copy.


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Ironically, for a contest about leaving politics by the door, Eurovision will be what causes the next world war.
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I'm looking at my spiral-bound notebook and thinking, "No, college didn't rule. Stop telling me that."
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people on the internet may say that there's a sexual fetish for riding on trains called siderodromophilia, but I sure as fuck can't find any funny posts about it. a dissapointing journey
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