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Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Lemon on January 23, 2019, 03:23:09 pm
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41QFzmtGegL.jpg)

(Boots wrote the episode title) (https://thefpl.us/episode/295)
Title: 295: Role In The Sack
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 23, 2019, 03:26:44 pm
Seems to be missing a download link at the moment.
Title: 295: Role In The Sack
Post by: Lemon on January 23, 2019, 03:31:54 pm
Seems to be missing a download link at the moment.
SATAN MILKSHAKE, January 23, 2019, 03:26:44 pm
Not at this moment tho!
Title: 295: Role In The Sack
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 23, 2019, 04:36:02 pm
I'm still kind of pissed that this site is the only place I've ever seen anyone talking about Tunnels and Trolls, that game is cool
Title: 295: Role In The Sack
Post by: Wrought on January 23, 2019, 04:43:18 pm
Yay, Intern!
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: THE LESBIATHAN on January 23, 2019, 05:45:16 pm
When Frank asked if he should be fucking people after playing D&D, I screamed.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Shell Game on January 23, 2019, 06:09:35 pm
(Boots wrote the episode title)
Lemon, January 23, 2019, 03:23:09 pm
That's because Boots isn't a coward!!!!!
A hero is what he is.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 23, 2019, 07:09:58 pm
My tag suggestions rolled a natural 20: "creepy database", "describe yourself in six thousand words", "fantasies", "fanfiction", "literature", "no plot no problem", "the perpetually lonely", "that's numberwang!", "video games that aren't video games"
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: KingKalamari on January 23, 2019, 09:25:48 pm
A brief summary of "The Video Game Bar" erotic roleplay:

Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Lumbermouth on January 23, 2019, 10:13:08 pm
Where’s the erotic role play thread, Frank West?
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: I Liked That Joke on January 23, 2019, 10:25:38 pm
"It's really nice to see an entire community come together."

I liked that joke.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: beelzeboob on January 23, 2019, 11:24:56 pm
Hey am I crazy or was Mighty Woman (hero bimbo with orange sized balls that smokes a joint) in another episode?! I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out which one it was and coming up empty. Please help me ballpit
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Mr. Hunky Academia on January 24, 2019, 05:42:03 am
Hey am I crazy or was Mighty Woman (hero bimbo with orange sized balls that smokes a joint) in another episode?! I’m wracking my brain trying to figure out which one it was and coming up empty. Please help me ballpit
beelzeboob, January 23, 2019, 11:24:56 pm

Same, had a strange feeling of deja vu during that bit
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: MasterOfHope on January 24, 2019, 07:14:06 am
"Well Known Fertility Clinic"
Good to know that the "Well Known" line of businesses are still around
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: KingKalamari on January 24, 2019, 08:50:47 am
Where’s the erotic role play thread, Frank West?
Lumbermouth, January 23, 2019, 10:13:08 pm

We already have a thread for Pokemon discussion, why would we need another one?
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Frank West on January 24, 2019, 08:57:05 am
Where’s the erotic role play thread, Frank West?
Lumbermouth, January 23, 2019, 10:13:08 pm

Oh sorry, you don't have a ballp.it PLUS account, so you can't see the inner forum, where we do all the erotic roleplays.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Ambious on January 24, 2019, 10:55:23 am
I did not expect Lemon to make an alignment joke, and so early into the episode!
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 24, 2019, 12:07:31 pm
I did not expect Lemon to make an alignment joke, and so early into the episode!Ambious, January 24, 2019, 10:55:23 am
I was deeply impressed by how naturally he seemed to pull it off.  What a pro.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Shell Game on January 24, 2019, 03:08:00 pm
Very happy you at least used that horrendous erotic wrestling league post in the opener. I encourage all of you to go to the doc and read it. It's. So fuckin dumb sexy.

This was excellent! Stellar cast. Achilles, as always, playing real, normal women doing real normal women things.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: KingKalamari on January 24, 2019, 06:25:25 pm
After careful consideration of both this episode and the last few years of content on the podcast I think I can come to a conclusion:

People on the internet have forgotten how to masturbate.

We got the first inklings of this in the fleshlight episode (Where so many members of the community had masturbated so hard it ruined them that they coined a term for it), but it really started to pick up with the MyMasturbation (In which people were jerking off in the most obtuse and least effective ways) and NoFap (In which people attributed all their life's ills to masturbation and have sworn it off entirely) episodes. My personal theory on the cause of this: The internet simply became too daring in its masturbation experiments and forgot the fundamentals: We have spent so much time on teledildonics and sex robots and novelty dildos that we've lost sight of what it was all about...
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Shell Game on January 24, 2019, 07:06:57 pm
People on the internet have forgotten how to masturbate.

We got the first inklings of this...
KingKalamari, January 24, 2019, 06:25:25 pm
Actually, the inklings inclusion in smash (https://www.ssbwiki.com/Inkling_(SSBU)) has led a ton of creepy pervs to remember (https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1D5J5wSBYBeNjy0Feq6znmFXaw/MMF-popular-shooting-game-Splatoon-2-sexy-Inkling-Girl-body-pillow-cover-anime-Dakimakura-pillowcase.jpg_220x220q90.jpg) awfully (https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/086/947/580.jpg) quick (https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/350/240/7a6.jpg).
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Lemon on January 24, 2019, 07:41:56 pm
Based on the images you provided, I disagree.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: GirlKisser420 on January 24, 2019, 10:06:05 pm
I mentioned this in the doc but blue moon roleplaying is a surprisingly good community. It's got a good gender spread, effective and fair moderation and the people there are friendly and helpful. I even looked in their selfies thread and they're all more attractive than you'd think.

Still all into anime bdsm though
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Wrought on January 25, 2019, 03:17:41 pm
Where’s the erotic role play thread, Frank West?
Lumbermouth, January 23, 2019, 10:13:08 pm

Oh sorry, you don't have a ballp.it PLUS account, so you can't see the inner forum, where we do all the erotic roleplays.
Frank West, January 24, 2019, 08:57:05 am
It's in the "$500 Secrets" section
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Corn Syrup on January 26, 2019, 12:11:55 am
Can't say I'm all that sure what I was expecting going into this episode, but I was definitely not expecting some bizarre attempt at a "sexy" collaborative Pokemon/Touhou/Danganronpa/Legend of Zelda/whateverthefuck crossover.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2019, 06:19:38 am
I was going to write something about how having sex during pregnancy probably isn't a problem, but then I realized I have no clue what kind of BDSM play they're into, and they could very well be into gynecological examination play or something equally unpleasant that involves hurting the uterus in some awful way.

I guess I'm at fault for thinking this up in the first place, sorry
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: A Meat on January 26, 2019, 06:35:34 am
also can I say that knowing what to imagine for all the characters in the video game bar (Jake Bisexual is obviously just Jake the Snake) makes it even more unerotic?
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Sherman Tank on January 29, 2019, 12:27:41 am
I mentioned this in the doc but blue moon roleplaying is a surprisingly good community. It's got a good gender spread, effective and fair moderation and the people there are friendly and helpful. I even looked in their selfies thread and they're all more attractive than you'd think.

Still all into anime bdsm though
GirlKisser420, January 24, 2019, 10:06:05 pm

I'm not sure I'd call it a "good" community, but they certainly seem way less dangerous to themselves and others than pretty much any other group of internet perverts we've seen.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Pavlova on January 29, 2019, 03:20:06 am
Think Jake the Bisexual might be my new drag king name.

Also, the Intern is great! Can we have more of the Intern?
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: EYE OF ZA on January 29, 2019, 12:03:32 pm
To steal a joke from the SA thread: The Intern gets paid in exposure (to terrible writing on the internet)
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: chai tea latte on February 02, 2019, 04:19:32 am
I think my favourite thing about Frank's early 'wait, I'm supposed to have sex with them after playing dungeons and dragons?' joke is the implication that he's still murdering these people and hiding them under the floorboards anyway
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Neal on February 02, 2019, 04:02:15 pm
I think my favourite thing about Frank's early 'wait, I'm supposed to have sex with them after playing dungeons and dragons?' joke is the implication that he's still murdering these people and hiding them under the floorboards anyway
chai tea latte, February 02, 2019, 04:19:32 am

This is why order of operations is important.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: LINDA on February 05, 2019, 01:46:48 pm
Could we have a guest reader page for The Intern? I just can't get enough of her frighteningly earnest reads
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: cat_examiner on February 05, 2019, 06:17:55 pm
After careful consideration of both this episode and the last few years of content on the podcast I think I can come to a conclusion:

People on the internet have forgotten how to masturbate.

We got the first inklings of this in the fleshlight episode (Where so many members of the community had masturbated so hard it ruined them that they coined a term for it), but it really started to pick up with the MyMasturbation (In which people were jerking off in the most obtuse and least effective ways) and NoFap (In which people attributed all their life's ills to masturbation and have sworn it off entirely) episodes. My personal theory on the cause of this: The internet simply became too daring in its masturbation experiments and forgot the fundamentals: We have spent so much time on teledildonics and sex robots and novelty dildos that we've lost sight of what it was all about...
KingKalamari, January 24, 2019, 06:25:25 pm

I can't help but think that this is monster cockogous to people watching rocket explosions and thinking nothing will ever come of space travel. We're watching pioneers grope into the fog, feeling out the frontier of whacking it, and we're finding the charred wreckage, not the experiments that soldiered on.

It's even getting better! NoFap and fleshlightists couldnt even rub one out, these roleplayers can, if they stick to the script.

Sure, we can look back on the halcyon days of our youths, gazing wistfully on our simplistic but reliable rituals, but we must not seek to regress. Soon we will achieve our moone` shot, and we will reap the dividend; someday soon, we will ascend beyond mere wankery. We Will Achieve Post-Precum.

or we'll discover cool flashlights, thats possible too
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Pavlova on February 08, 2019, 03:43:48 pm
Venus City seems like hell to me. Like... I've got errands. Having orgies constantly just seems like life admin.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Pavlova on January 01, 2020, 12:03:15 pm
Sidenote - I poked around blue moon roleplaying after re-listening to the episode - the entire site's just furries and weebs. somany dragon dicks.
Title: 295: A Role In The Sack
Post by: Shell Game on January 01, 2020, 01:15:24 pm
Sidenote - I poked around blue moon roleplaying after re-listening to the episode - the entire site's just furries and weebs. somany dragon dicks.
Pavlova, January 01, 2020, 12:03:15 pm
It suuuuuuuuuure is!