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Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Lemon on November 05, 2016, 05:43:21 pm
It's up (https://thefpl.us/episode/live5a).
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 05, 2016, 06:45:15 pm
Noice
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on November 05, 2016, 10:58:06 pm
Just so you know, the address Kumquat reads in part 2 is still partly audible.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Yavuz on November 05, 2016, 11:10:35 pm
I didn't understand a goddamn thing from Jack Chick's story.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Mique on November 05, 2016, 11:19:10 pm
I didn't understand a goddamn thing from Jack Chick's story.
Müteşekkir Sultan Selim the Hedgesultan, November 05, 2016, 11:10:35 pm

He opens a box of crayons and then tussles with Frosty and the Jetski boys after finding true love at the bar.
What's so hard to understand, bwoye?
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Trav on November 05, 2016, 11:48:39 pm
I'm just glad I'm only half as awkward up on stage as I thought I'd be when I got pulled up.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: QueenSyreen on November 06, 2016, 12:19:36 am
When bumpgrrl read the line 'after seven years on a raw diet, I began to see auras,' I was shoving about five cheez-its in my mouth. Good moment.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 06, 2016, 12:28:12 am
I didn't understand a goddamn thing from Jack Chick's story.
Müteşekkir Sultan Selim the Hedgesultan, November 05, 2016, 11:10:35 pm

It was supposed to be a standard action story set piece where the hero meets a woman in an exotic story location and then gets attacked when they go back to her place to slammy-slam like a distracted train because she's working with/being forced to help the story's bad guys.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Corn Syrup on November 06, 2016, 03:35:19 am
Whoever said "Dear Nintendo Power, I never thought it would happen to me..." during Kumquatxop's reading: Thank you for saying the joke that was scratching at the back of my mind, wordlessly waiting for release.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 06, 2016, 09:59:56 am
I think the most important thing that we're all forgetting here is that the jetski boys appear as a villain in at least two trapezoid kids episodes.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Trav on November 06, 2016, 11:52:01 am
Whoever said "Dear Nintendo Power, I never thought it would happen to me..." during Kumquatxop's reading: Thank you for saying the joke that was scratching at the back of my mind, wordlessly waiting for release.
H.P. the Shivhog, November 06, 2016, 03:35:19 am

You're welcome. :)
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Ambious on November 06, 2016, 12:03:49 pm
Wow, none of you look like I thought you did!

Except for STOG.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Liatai on November 06, 2016, 12:25:28 pm
Wow, none of you look like I thought you did!
Ambious, November 06, 2016, 12:03:49 pm

Seconded! Well, except for one thing that got reaffirmed for me; Kumquatxop is, indeed, an enthusiasm elemental. I'm even more sure of it watching his segment. XP

(I'll be watching the whole show in pieces over the next few days, so there may be more scattered comments incoming. :B)

*edit* Okay, there's one exception -- Boots Raingear looks almost exactly like I pictured him. :P Other notes; Lemon looks a lot like one of my friends and it's wigging me out a little (at least my friend doesn't sound the same, so that helps x3;), and Jack Chick is an excellent showman. Also, it's weird to hear STOG's voice coming out of a human, because I'm so used to the heterochromic cat avatar. XD
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
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Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Eider Duck on November 06, 2016, 03:42:15 pm
I absolutely love the look on Kumquat's face when he sees what he's about to read. He's just so delighted that he's going to read shitty erotica.

I also appreciate the exasperated woman that kept yelling during Jimmyfrank's reading, because she kept saying what I was thinking.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Yavuz on November 06, 2016, 04:26:16 pm
So I decided to look up "Essene fruitarianism", to find out a bit more about it. And right in the second place on the Google results was this thread (http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=387580) from our friends at Bodybuilding.com.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Muffinator on November 06, 2016, 04:27:34 pm
Lemon getting progressively more drunk and rowdy is my favourite thing. At some point, he starts turning looks of disbelief, disdain and horror into an art form.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 06, 2016, 04:44:12 pm
Oh my god Pussy Eating for Gamers was great.

There's something really interesting in some readings getting different sections of the audience yelling. Some things got the women angry, and some mostly got Fplus readers.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Victor Laszlo on November 06, 2016, 10:27:39 pm
I can't believe it's only been 5 weeks.  I already miss everybody so much.  Let's do it again next month.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Liatai on November 06, 2016, 10:30:43 pm
And finished. What an awesome show. XD Thank you to all readers, everyone who participated in the show, Mique, and -- everybody! Thank you for sharing your talents, skills, laughter, and love of weird shit with us all.

I'll definitely be rewatching now that I know the courier's secret identity~ That'll make some interactions even funnier in hindsight. XD Yay courier! :D [yay]
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: BARK RANGER on November 07, 2016, 12:07:01 am
 Jimmyfranks fisting that stuffed cow was somehow the least disturbing thing in that whole video 
 
 If everything is video games, then what are video games?
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: STOG on November 07, 2016, 12:07:12 am
ball snuff club was not what i was expecting it to be

clips4sale dot com slash cat destroys ball with feline fury
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: LINDA on November 07, 2016, 01:33:04 am
god bless america
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on November 07, 2016, 03:03:16 am
For some reason when I went on ballsnuff.club I instinctively went to plug my dialup modem in! Still, I thought this was the best live show so far and I'm still saddened that it will cost me far too much to get there.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Knitting Machine on November 07, 2016, 05:00:26 pm
Hey so my phone started playing this out loud at work right at the Nintendo Orgy so if I'm fired I'm blaming Finland
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Frank West on November 07, 2016, 06:20:02 pm
Hey so my phone started playing this out loud at work right at the Nintendo Orgy so if I'm fired I'm blaming Finland
Knitting Machine, November 07, 2016, 05:00:26 pm

PHASE 2 OF THE PLAN IS UNDERWAY
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Isfahan on November 08, 2016, 03:49:22 am
The opportunity to get all Tom Clancy and name this thing The Finnish Line is done and gone now.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Dawnswalker on November 08, 2016, 01:28:20 pm
Youtube tells me that one of the videos is blocked on mobile.

WHAT DID YOU DO?
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Lemon on November 08, 2016, 01:46:30 pm
Youtube tells me that one of the videos is blocked on mobile.
Dawnswalker, November 08, 2016, 01:28:20 pm

I marked the Kumquatxop, Frank West and Jimmyfranks videos as "Age restricted", maybe that's doing it?
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Dawnswalker on November 08, 2016, 02:18:56 pm
Yeah, it's one of the Kumquatxop videos.

I guess I just won't get to listen to a reading about clowns. Oh nooooo.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Knitting Machine on November 08, 2016, 09:22:49 pm
Update: I didn't get fired, but the one coworker who was working late with me that night refuses to look me in the eye
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: GirlKisser420 on November 08, 2016, 10:36:37 pm
Betcha wish those nukes hit now huh
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 08, 2016, 10:39:30 pm
Betcha wish those nukes hit now huh
GirlKisser420, November 08, 2016, 10:36:37 pm

Nah, Minnesota is a blue state.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on November 09, 2016, 02:29:26 am
Montrith, America needs that conquest yesterday. Please hurry.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on November 10, 2016, 04:16:36 pm
I've never felt such a deep emotional understanding of another human being as when I first witnessed Lemon realizing exactly what he'd been given to read. That's exactly how I've been feeling for the last 48 hours.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 10, 2016, 04:26:52 pm
I've never felt such a deep emotional understanding of another human being as when I first witnessed Lemon realizing exactly what he'd been given to read. That's exactly how I've been feeling for the last 48 hours.
Goose l'orange, November 10, 2016, 04:16:36 pm

I've been watching that reading and Jack Chick's more or less constantly for the last few days.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 10, 2016, 06:30:20 pm
I've never felt such a deep emotional understanding of another human being as when I first witnessed Lemon realizing exactly what he'd been given to read. That's exactly how I've been feeling for the last 48 hours.
Goose l'orange, November 10, 2016, 04:16:36 pm

I've been watching that reading and Jack Chick's more or less constantly for the last few days.
Breakfast Number M4: Stand By a Sherman Tank Tree, November 10, 2016, 04:26:52 pm

Trying to determine the broad strokes in the game now that the jetski boys finally have some power?
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on November 10, 2016, 06:55:56 pm
I've never felt such a deep emotional understanding of another human being as when I first witnessed Lemon realizing exactly what he'd been given to read. That's exactly how I've been feeling for the last 48 hours.
Goose l'orange, November 10, 2016, 04:16:36 pm

I've been watching that reading and Jack Chick's more or less constantly for the last few days.
Breakfast Number M4: Stand By a Sherman Tank Tree, November 10, 2016, 04:26:52 pm

Trying to determine the broad strokes in the game now that the jetski boys finally have some power?
jack chick, November 10, 2016, 06:30:20 pm

I hate this post.

I love this post.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: myherozero on November 13, 2016, 04:08:26 pm
After listening to Jimmy Frank's story I think I am done playing video games forever.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 17, 2016, 09:52:24 pm
I uh, actually spent the 99¢ or whatever on buying the book-like object that Jack Chick read for my Kindle because I want to see if the rest is as awful as what Jack read.

It's formatted in a way that makes it impossible to read on my Kindle.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 18, 2016, 08:04:19 pm
Since I don't care enough to try and change the display on my Kindle enough to read Jack Chick's thing, I've moved on to the "novel" "series" that STOG "read".  It's pretty awful, which is a shame because the overarching premise is an interesting one but it's mostly ruined by the author's atrocious style. Still, they're readable for free with my Kindle Unlimited trial so I'm not giving the guy money or anything and I don't really have much else to do at the moment.

One thing that's alternatively delightful and painful is that there's a group of British characters who all speak like they were written by John Toast's British Accent.
Title: F Plus Live 5 (The Finnish Incident)
Post by: Yavuz on November 18, 2016, 08:10:41 pm
Since I don't care enough to try and change the display on my Kindle enough to read Jack Chick's thing, I've moved on to the "novel" "series" that STOG "read".  It's pretty awful, which is a shame because the overarching premise is an interesting one but it's mostly ruined by the author's atrocious style. Still, they're readable for free with my Kindle Unlimited trial so I'm not giving the guy money or anything and I don't really have much else to do at the moment.

One thing that's alternatively delightful and painful is that there's a group of British characters who all speak like they were written by John Toast's British Accent.
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