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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489577 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #180
I had to go searching around external sites because I couldn't find this on the new thefpl.us, but from the youtube shorts:

BROCK LESNARRRRRQuote from

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F Plus Quotes Thread #181
"I've got this dumb premise!"

"Here's heavy-handed satire."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #182
"I've got this dumb premise!"

"Here's heavy-handed satire."
fruithag, February 05, 2015, 07:17:24 pm
The truth of the internet.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #183
"How do I smoke weed without waking my parents?"

"Well, don't use the gas-powered bong."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #184
"Okay, so that's fetish number 4? 5?"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #185
HAHA JASMINE YOU'S A CRAZY SNAKE

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F Plus Quotes Thread #186
Space Boner.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #187
(POINT TO STRONG)
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F Plus Quotes Thread #188
The "Jenga Tower of paraphilias" line was always one of my favorites. It describes so many of these crazy bastards.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #189
I'm listening to the BabyMimi episode and I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at this

Acier: I bet you couldn't hum that in a German accent.

Boots: No, I couldn't.

Bunnybread: Do it! Do it, Boots!

Boots: That doesn't make any sense.

Bunnybread: The white glove has been thrown down, motherfucker!

Acier: He was passionately humming! Come on, man, this is a tender moment!

Boots: I'm just gonna continue with the story.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #190
I'm listening to the BabyMimi episode fruithag, February 23, 2015, 11:09:32 pm

Which episode is this? I'm drawing a blank at the moment.

Jimmyfrank had a really good line from the carfucking episode. "I'm not calling you a liar. I'm just saying that if you're gonna fucking lie, I'll put you in a box."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #191
Thanks, fruithag!

It's episode #99.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #192
"Wait. Did you just say, 'always demand truth, but I can't tell truth from lies, so don't demand truth'?"

"......I'm Canadian."


*or something along those lines
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F Plus Quotes Thread #193
MY GENDER IDENTITY IS PERFECT, GOODBYE

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F Plus Quotes Thread #194
MY GENDER IDENTITY IS PERFECT, GOODBYE
eudo, February 24, 2015, 09:29:50 am

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