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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489010 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #195
"At first I thought it was Ms. Smith from English class, but it turns out it was a videro grmnm"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #196
"My bung has flung some dung to thee!"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #197
"STOG, have you been teaching him accents?"

Anyone remember what episode this is from?
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F Plus Quotes Thread #198
Isfahan provides some of my favorite commentary, as his patience for lots of types of internet bullshittery is particularly limited. One line that sticks in my mind for some reason is in the Angry, Angry Hippos episode, wherein we are informed that we can never think or say anything about the diets of the morbidly obese. After all, we have no idea what the diet and exercise habits of these people really are. To which Isfahan says with some measure of incredulity, "I CAN TAKE A FUCKING GUESS, CAN'T I??!"
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F Plus Quotes Thread #199
"STOG, have you been teaching him accents?"

Anyone remember what episode this is from?
Nyarai, February 27, 2015, 07:46:59 am

This was when John did his terrible British accent in "In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable"

foive non-eaaarth haauuumenssss

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F Plus Quotes Thread #200
Isfahan provides some of my favorite commentary, as his patience for lots of types of internet bullshittery is particularly limited. One line that sticks in my mind for some reason is in the Angry, Angry Hippos episode, wherein we are informed that we can never think or say anything about the diets of the morbidly obese. After all, we have no idea what the diet and exercise habits of these people really are. To which Isfahan in a says with some measure of incredulity, "I CAN TAKE A FUCKING GUESS, CAN'T I??!"Mistress Eva, February 27, 2015, 10:32:21 am

Why thank you! [heart]

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F Plus Quotes Thread #201
"I'm drunk on Tropic Chillers; dancing with my blow up doll"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #202
This was when John did his terrible British accent in "In a Past Life, I Was Also Insufferable"

foive non-eaaarth haauuumenssss

Bless you. Not knowing was driving me bananas.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2015, 06:45:36 pm by Nyarai »

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F Plus Quotes Thread #203
I will never not love Jimmyfranks' and Bunnybread's responses to the Sherlock fanfic prompt wherein Sherlock and the character of your choice discuss the validity of aromantic relationships or whatever the hell it was. Jimmy suggests the character be "1980s game show host Bert Convy" which is just out of left field, and Bunnybread just says "... can I say 'Ron Jeremy' still?" which I desperately need to see some mousy little fangirl try to write.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #204
The enemies of creatures are creature-enemies, in the enemy fight on creatures

Creature Fight on Enemy Mountain
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F Plus Quotes Thread #205
Welcome to the F Plus: "You think this is weird and gross, huh? Well I'm desperate! CHECK ME"

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F Plus Quotes Thread #206
Though I tend to be an annoying parrot when it comes to things I like, considering the content matter, I don't really tend to quote the F Plus in my daily life aside from the occasional whispered "completely wrapped in clingfilm." However, I have developed the tendency to announce that I have fucked up saying something and about to try again by shouting "WORDS! I'M SAYING WORDS! THEY MEAN THINGS!" And maybe it's not the funniest F plus quote, but it's sure as hell my favorite to judge by sheer number of repetitions.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #207
Which episode is it that has "HOO-RAH, FUCKIN' YAY"? That cracks me up every time I think about it, but I can't remember which episode it's from.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #208
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F Plus Quotes Thread #209
Which episode is it that has "HOO-RAH, FUCKIN' YAY"? That cracks me up every time I think about it, but I can't remember which episode it's from.
Navigator, March 17, 2015, 08:33:49 pm

Episode 93: I can't put up with you people because you're bastard people

my favorite episode