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Topic: F Plus Quotes Thread  (Read 489250 times)

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F Plus Quotes Thread #405
That should be the latest rage episode.

I love Battlestar Galactica the same way you love crystal meth, you junkie whore!
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F Plus Quotes Thread #406
I'm trying to place a quote that I heard the other day and I can't for the life of me remember the episode I was listening to.
Something-something military, something-something someone says something militaryish,
and then Isfahan says something that sounds hilarious, and I am assuming is actual military jargon, ending with "...you are unsat."
I just want to source the full Isfahan quote because I only remember the end and that alone makes me giggle.
Nifty Nif, March 08, 2016, 02:01:45 pm
I think it's 202, the rage forum one
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F Plus Quotes Thread #407
That should be the latest rage episode.

I love Battlestar Galactica the same way you love crystal meth, you junkie whore!
Spooks, March 08, 2016, 02:18:21 pm

"And Jessicaaaaaa kissed girls under the tabllllllllllllleeeee..."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #408
You both got it!
Isfahan: You're just all ate up, aren't you?  You are unsat.
Lemon: Oh?  No, I'm sitting in this chair.

Something about this tickles me
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F Plus Quotes Thread #409
Well it wasn't my fault, Lemon was the one being low-speed high-drag. He's a fuckin' soup sandwich, I tell you what.  Probably a blue falcon, too.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #410
Well it wasn't my fault, Lemon was the one being low-speed high-drag. He's a fuckin' soup sandwich, I tell you what.  Probably a blue falcon, too.
Isfahan, March 08, 2016, 07:22:05 pm

OH SHIT LEMON CAN YOU GET ME DYNOMUTT'S AUTOGRAPH???
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F Plus Quotes Thread #411
Well it wasn't my fault, Lemon was the one being low-speed high-drag. He's a fuckin' soup sandwich, I tell you what.  Probably a blue falcon, too.
Isfahan, March 08, 2016, 07:22:05 pm
Soup sandwich!!! [freakout]

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F Plus Quotes Thread #412
Lemon describing the taste of the whiskey bananas in A Portland Podcast was both wonderfully funny and extremely effective. Like, you'd be hard-pressed to deliver a more efficient explanation than "imagine a tire fire ejaculating into your mouth."
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F Plus Quotes Thread #413
Lemon describing the taste of the whiskey bananas in A Portland Podcast was both wonderfully funny and extremely effective. Like, you'd be hard-pressed to deliver a more efficient explanation than "imagine a tire fire ejaculating into your mouth."
Isfahan, March 09, 2016, 06:05:28 pm

Same for the visuals! Not that I know from experience, but "a hobo's dick" seems like it's a remarkably apt description.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #414
I am amazed that it took until the comment section to get to "it looks like poopoo" because that is the first thing I thought when I saw that image.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #415
"Now... I've never seen a hobo's dick..."

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F Plus Quotes Thread #416
I have. Portland's serious homeless problem allows you to get an excruciating eyeful of all sorts of things as you wait for the bus.
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F Plus Quotes Thread #417
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F Plus Quotes Thread #418
I quote "I could be described as taco-chomping" as often as any TV show line.

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F Plus Quotes Thread #419
Well it wasn't my fault, Lemon was the one being low-speed high-drag. He's a fuckin' soup sandwich, I tell you what.  Probably a blue falcon, too.
Isfahan, March 08, 2016, 07:22:05 pm

I bet he doesn't even know how to find a PRC E7.