336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch

[Lemon]

[Secret Gaygent 69]

I just wanna say I found this website by searching on google for "biblical bigfoot".

[EYE OF ZA]

Biblical Bigfoot was a good Magic Tree House/Goosebumps crossover book but I liked Catholic Chupacabra and Lutheran Loch Ness Monster a little more.

[KingKalamari]

Dammit, you can't just take the domain "bigfooteruption.com" and not make it into an archive of hardcore Bigfoot erotica!

[the ill literate]

Who would have guessed that the Curse of the Nephilim was Hank Hill ass?

[A Meat]

Only YOU can prevent Bigfoot blood feuds!

[Wrought]

I wonder if any of the flashlight enthusiasts started believing in bigfoot just so they had something to look for at night in the woods

[chai tea latte]

[eldritchhat]

Nephilim Bigfoot and his pet Anubis

[adrenochrome dome]

"Patty" is an affectionate name for the alleged bigfoot in the famous Patterson-Gimlin film. This knowledge brought to you by my teenage obsession with cryptozoology.

[Dr. Buttplug]

Started messing with Corel Painter and made this. Wooh brushes! I was thinking of adding text but I can't find a version of the proverb "There are two sasquatches fighting for your soul, which one survives depends on which one you feed" that fits in the space. 

I'm still learning Corel stuff too. You can't see it because I couldn't get the Beezleboob inspired purple one to come up over the other because of watercolor transparencies but he/she has a butt and is farting.

[Antivehicular]

I wake up every morning and pray to Yah
And he decreases my number of bigfoots by exactly one

[Shell Game]

I listened to this and retained absolutely nothing about the subject.

[Great Joe]

I got that these guys listen to a lot of Outkast.

[Antivehicular]

I listened to this and retained absolutely nothing about the subject.

This is definitely one of those "crazy person's words wash over you, leaving nothing behind" episodes. I mostly got that Bigfoot are descended from Nephilim, and also they take fuckin' majestic shits.