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Topic: 336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch  (Read 10105 times)

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #1
I just wanna say I found this website by searching on google for "biblical bigfoot".
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #2
Biblical Bigfoot was a good Magic Tree House/Goosebumps crossover book but I liked Catholic Chupacabra and Lutheran Loch Ness Monster a little more.
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #3
Dammit, you can't just take the domain "bigfooteruption.com" and not make it into an archive of hardcore Bigfoot erotica!

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #4
Who would have guessed that the Curse of the Nephilim was Hank Hill ass?

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #5
Only YOU can prevent Bigfoot blood feuds!

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #6
I wonder if any of the flashlight enthusiasts started believing in bigfoot just so they had something to look for at night in the woods
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #7
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #8
Nephilim Bigfoot and his pet Anubis

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #9
"Patty" is an affectionate name for the alleged bigfoot in the famous Patterson-Gimlin film. This knowledge brought to you by my teenage obsession with cryptozoology.

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #10

Started messing with Corel Painter and made this. Wooh brushes! I was thinking of adding text but I can't find a version of the proverb "There are two sasquatches fighting for your soul, which one survives depends on which one you feed" that fits in the space. 

I'm still learning Corel stuff too. You can't see it because I couldn't get the Beezleboob inspired purple one to come up over the other because of watercolor transparencies but he/she has a butt and is farting.
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #11
I wake up every morning and pray to Yah
And he decreases my number of bigfoots by exactly one
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #12
I listened to this and retained absolutely nothing about the subject.
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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #13
I got that these guys listen to a lot of Outkast.

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336: Hungry Like The Sasquatch #14
I listened to this and retained absolutely nothing about the subject.
Shell Game, October 09, 2020, 02:00:48 am

This is definitely one of those "crazy person's words wash over you, leaving nothing behind" episodes. I mostly got that Bigfoot are descended from Nephilim, and also they take fuckin' majestic shits.