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Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Lemon on March 05, 2018, 10:54:21 am
(https://renderer.udimg.com/fast-mug?word=monster%20cock)
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Spacebat on March 05, 2018, 12:02:50 pm
Bird knees don't bend backwards,
AND HORSES DON'T MENSTRUATE
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 05, 2018, 12:29:03 pm
And this is why I've completely abandoned identifying as ace because just like capital A Atheists there are some downright infuriating individuals.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Seth "Slimy" Rollins on March 05, 2018, 12:57:29 pm
Animals as Lovers is actually the name of my really shitty Animals as Leaders funk cover band.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: A Meat on March 05, 2018, 01:05:59 pm
Can't believe you missed Warioware I.U.D. as a pun, I'm disappointed
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Eider Duck on March 05, 2018, 02:35:32 pm
So, uh, raspberry syrup, anyone?
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on March 05, 2018, 05:37:31 pm
I wasn't going to have an MLP section, but then #nuzzling showed up. You're welcome Portaxx!
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 05, 2018, 06:30:29 pm
There are so many potential tags you could add to this episode. Here's about a dozen of them:

"gross"
"juggalos"
"insanity"
"fetishes"
"nerds"
"asexuals"
"the very dankest memes"
"nuzzling!"
"bronies"
"my little pony"
"soul destroying"
"incurable porn disease"
"creepy database"
"things that goblins do"
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: GirlKisser420 on March 05, 2018, 06:49:38 pm
I can’t believe this was the most anime episode so far.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 05, 2018, 06:50:46 pm
Lou's quips just get drier and drier every time he's on.  He's the best.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 05, 2018, 06:57:57 pm
Also if you have no idea what a Lil Peep is, I such sights to show you. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lil_Peep)
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: chai tea latte on March 05, 2018, 07:19:56 pm
Also if you have no idea what a Lil Peep is, I such sights to show you. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lil_Peep)
i saw Sherman Tank live twice, March 05, 2018, 06:57:57 pm
didn't you not know who t pain was like a year ago


great ep btw
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 05, 2018, 07:22:13 pm
Also if you have no idea what a Lil Peep is, I such sights to show you. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lil_Peep)
i saw Sherman Tank live twice, March 05, 2018, 06:57:57 pm

Pewdiepie hit the Xanies too hard
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: chai tea latte on March 05, 2018, 08:40:13 pm
also imo the twee indie rock / ukulele covers of rap songs that were around from like 2010-2015 directly led to the emergence of soundcloud rap. i can't cite anything to back this up so yr just gonna have to trust me on it

E: it's because it let white hipsters think they could do rap songs
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: krytton on March 06, 2018, 01:02:52 am
as someone who is knowledgeable about the international phonetic alphabet this title makes me furious
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: A Meat on March 06, 2018, 01:43:49 am
as someone who is knowledgeable about the international phonetic alphabet this title makes me furious
krytton, March 06, 2018, 01:02:52 am
I'm pretty sure that's the point of the title, or maybe it's just Lemon's pronunciation
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: krytton on March 06, 2018, 01:49:31 am
as someone who is knowledgeable about the international phonetic alphabet this title makes me furious
krytton, March 06, 2018, 01:02:52 am
I'm pretty sure that's the point of the title, or maybe it's just Lemon's pronunciation
A Meat, March 06, 2018, 01:43:49 am
i've never known lemon to pronounce your as "ooer" but i guess im just unfamiliar with the minnesota dialect
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: The Prufroquette on March 06, 2018, 05:58:41 am
Well, I guess I really love you guys, because yesterday in my journey listening to the podcast from beginning to present I finished up the (first? I have no more innocence left with which to hope it's the only) adult baby episode and was somehow still able to feel joy when I noticed you had just put up a new episode.

And what an episode. I learned words and definitions for concepts that never needed them. Thank you Internet for being the petri dish of the human imagination.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 06, 2018, 10:13:51 am
as someone who is knowledgeable about the international phonetic alphabet this title makes me furiouskrytton, March 06, 2018, 01:02:52 am
It's not in IPA, just basic dictionary-style orthography.  I bet Lemon copied and pasted it from a dictionary site.

Meant to quote, not bulb; squirrely touchpad.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Boots Raingear on March 06, 2018, 05:36:48 pm
No joke, last semester I had to read some article in a research journal about Urban Dictionary. They did some big monster cockysis that compared it to similar crowd-sourced dictionaries like Wiktionary.
Darkly, March 06, 2018, 10:14:57 am

Immediately after reading this post I rushed to UrbanDictionary to create an entry for Monster Cockysis. I was informed that I have to wait for it to be reviewed before it can be posted. URBAN DICTIONARY HAS A REVIEW PROCESS.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: The Prufroquette on March 06, 2018, 06:10:46 pm
No joke, last semester I had to read some article in a research journal about Urban Dictionary. They did some big monster cockysis that compared it to similar crowd-sourced dictionaries like Wiktionary.
Darkly, March 06, 2018, 10:14:57 am

Immediately after reading this post I rushed to UrbanDictionary to create an entry for Monster Cockysis. I was informed that I have to wait for it to be reviewed before it can be posted. URBAN DICTIONARY HAS A REVIEW PROCESS.
Boots Raingear, March 06, 2018, 05:36:48 pm

Astonishment (with liberal doses of despair) aside, I hope your entry is accepted by the Urban Academy. I Googled this term shortly after discovering ballp.it and it led to a self-referential spiral that I believe Urban Dictionary might recognize as some form of linguistic circle jerk.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Boots Raingear on March 06, 2018, 06:28:55 pm
Astonishment (with liberal doses of despair) aside, I hope your entry is accepted by the Urban Academy. I Googled this term shortly after discovering ballp.it and it led to a self-referential spiral that I believe Urban Dictionary might recognize as some form of linguistic circle jerk.
Darkly, March 06, 2018, 10:14:57 am

I'm sorry to say, the definition I submitted is not going to help explain anything.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: The Prufroquette on March 06, 2018, 07:04:20 pm
Astonishment (with liberal doses of despair) aside, I hope your entry is accepted by the Urban Academy. I Googled this term shortly after discovering ballp.it and it led to a self-referential spiral that I believe Urban Dictionary might recognize as some form of linguistic circle jerk.
Darkly, March 06, 2018, 10:14:57 am

I'm sorry to say, the definition I submitted is not going to help explain anything.
Boots Raingear, March 06, 2018, 06:28:55 pm

You're not sorry at all.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: sambair on March 06, 2018, 07:40:28 pm
I don't want to get too into it because it might be a little against safari rules (and it's mildly shameful), but the dumb shit I submitted to Urban Dictionary when I was in college is still there. If I'm remembering correctly, the site makes you add a minimum number of hashtags to every definition (something absurd like 5), which accounts for some of the nonsense in the episode.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Old_Zircon on March 08, 2018, 11:31:47 pm
For the record, this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rALVgdoMHk) is the correct pronunciation of yaoi.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: EYE OF ZA on March 08, 2018, 11:55:07 pm
YAOI, the Divine Tetragrammeton
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Hux on March 09, 2018, 02:11:07 am
this episode reminded me of high school. at lunch time my lunch table would take turns reading various urban dictionary entries out loud in various accents. it often ruined our appetites, but it was a lot of fun anyways.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Vinny Possum on March 09, 2018, 07:54:53 am
This episode doxxed me.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Old_Zircon on March 09, 2018, 12:09:49 pm
also imo the twee indie rock / ukulele covers of rap songs that were around from like 2010-2015 directly led to the emergence of soundcloud rap. i can't cite anything to back this up so yr just gonna have to trust me on it
chai tea latte, March 05, 2018, 08:40:13 pm

I've been advocating a strict licensing process for ukulele ownership since at least as far back as 2010.  We can't keep letting ukuleles get into just anyone's hands.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 09, 2018, 01:08:06 pm
also imo the twee indie rock / ukulele covers of rap songs that were around from like 2010-2015 directly led to the emergence of soundcloud rap. i can't cite anything to back this up so yr just gonna have to trust me on it
chai tea latte, March 05, 2018, 08:40:13 pm

I've been advocating a strict licensing process for ukulele ownership since at least as far back as 2010.  We can't keep letting ukuleles get into just anyone's hands.
Old_Zircon, March 09, 2018, 12:09:49 pm

But I had to buy a ukulele as a Continuing Hipster Credit after graduating from art school and that was hard enough. If you regulate the ukuleles, only criminal hipsters will own them!
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Old_Zircon on March 09, 2018, 05:38:27 pm
also imo the twee indie rock / ukulele covers of rap songs that were around from like 2010-2015 directly led to the emergence of soundcloud rap. i can't cite anything to back this up so yr just gonna have to trust me on it
chai tea latte, March 05, 2018, 08:40:13 pm

I've been advocating a strict licensing process for ukulele ownership since at least as far back as 2010.  We can't keep letting ukuleles get into just anyone's hands.
Old_Zircon, March 09, 2018, 12:09:49 pm

But I had to buy a ukulele as a Continuing Hipster Credit after graduating from art school and that was hard enough. If you regulate the ukuleles, only criminal hipsters will own them!
Sanguinary Novel?, March 09, 2018, 01:08:06 pm

I don't think a total ban on ukuleles is realistic or even desirable, but we need much stricter and more comprehensive background checks and mental health screening at the very least.  By now we know all to well what happens when a ukulele gets into the wrong hands (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-GaIHDlc2c).
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 10, 2018, 10:29:28 pm
This episode doxxed me.
Vinny Possum, March 09, 2018, 07:54:53 am
What like this?

TOP DEFINITION
doxxed
The practice of revealing another persons personal information on the Internet. It is often done as revenge by ex-lovers who post nude images of their former lover online.

When her ex-lover doxxed her on a porn website he was not really thinking of the fact that she was a minor at the time the pictures of them were taken in compromising positions. But he had a lot of time later to think about it in jail after her parents had charges brought against him for statutory rape, and distributing nude pictures of a minor. He was also reminded of it when he had to register as a sex offender. He should not have been so surprised when they posted images of his mugshot and tag line "convicted of rape and possession and distribution of child pornography" on all the sex offender and criminal websites.

That's oddly specific.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Sherman Tank on March 10, 2018, 11:42:09 pm
Vinny's a nickname for Vincent. It's a joke.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Vinny Possum on March 11, 2018, 12:16:43 pm
Also google possum penises for more context.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Ashto on March 11, 2018, 01:53:30 pm
Also google possum penises for more context.
Vinny Possum, March 11, 2018, 12:16:43 pm

Yeah, no, I think I'd rather stay ignorant on this one, thanks
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on March 11, 2018, 06:42:11 pm
TOP DEFINITION
possum penissex

Having a prehensile penis. Able to curl your penis around things and pick them up with it.

Dude dropped his fork and picked it up with his possum penis.

#cock#penis#dick#johnson#pecker#NakedLunch
Ok, I added that last hashtag.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Vinny Possum on March 11, 2018, 06:48:29 pm
Also is splits in two.
Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on March 11, 2018, 07:00:19 pm
Also is splits in two.
Vinny Possum, March 11, 2018, 06:48:29 pm

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Title: Episode 276: im•`prüv yər lek•sə•`kän
Post by: Boots Raingear on May 09, 2018, 07:24:18 pm
Got this email today:

Thanks for your definition of Monster Cockysis!

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this blog post: http://blog.urbandictionary.com/post/49469679426
Try rewriting your definition so that it's easier for others to understand, then try again.
Thanks,

Urban Dictionary

My submitted definition was:

Monster Cockysis

The superior means of research study. Hopefully one day the word monster cockysis will be switched with monster cockysis.

They did some big monster cockysis that compared it to similar crowd-sourced dictionaries like Wiktionary.

There's a TWO-MONTH WAIT on definition submissions.