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Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Lemon on September 12, 2013, 07:54:10 pm
with Isfahan, Acierocolotl, Jack Chick, Boots Raingear, Lou Fernandez, and Lemon.

Edited by Boots Raingear

Content for this episode was provided by Al

According to a 2012 Huffington Post omnibus poll, 45% of Americans believe that ghosts are real. And according in a 2008 survey published by Psychology Today, 44% of women admit to having rape fantasies. Statistically, this leaves an inevitable overlap for those two Venn circles, and that's what we're exploring. From several sites around the internet, this is Astral Sex - it's kind of like a Scooby Doo parody porno, except all the visualization is being done in your head, which probably makes it worse. This week, we're back from some time off, and THIS is what we're reading!?
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Runic on September 12, 2013, 08:28:58 pm
You have no idea how happy I am to see the "Ghost Felching" tag finally get introduced.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Psammetichus on September 12, 2013, 08:56:03 pm
Yay, Lou is back.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on September 12, 2013, 10:11:13 pm
I think you guys got me mixed up with Ansemaru but it doesn't even matter; I have been waiting my whole life to hear you guys talk about monster cock ghosts.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: TheCrawlingChaos on September 13, 2013, 05:36:27 am
OH MY GOD, IT'S REAL. (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j)
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Lemon on September 13, 2013, 08:21:01 am
I think you guys got me mixed up with Ansemaru but it doesn't even matter; I have been waiting my whole life to hear you guys talk about monster cock ghosts.
Al, September 12, 2013, 10:11:13 pm

Oh shit!

Sorry about that, keeping track of fake internet names gets confusing. Fixed!
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Adam Bozarth on September 13, 2013, 11:38:48 am
That guy with the talking butt seems to be haunted by colon cancer.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: montrith on September 13, 2013, 12:28:10 pm
I was in a restaurant, eating a nice steak when I heard "black diarrhea while he was asleep".
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Lemon on September 13, 2013, 01:23:43 pm
Why were you listening to The F Plus in a steakhouse?
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on September 13, 2013, 02:32:03 pm
Why were you listening to The F Plus in a steakhouse?
Lemon, September 13, 2013, 01:23:43 pm
The real question is, why aren't we all listening to The F Plus in steakhouses*?



* or vegetarian/vegan-friendly decadent restaurants if you prefer
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: montrith on September 13, 2013, 02:54:44 pm
Because I was pathetic and dining alone, since I had to do shopping and then go to the dentist. The steak was my way of comforting myself.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: advancedclass on September 14, 2013, 09:26:35 am
The steak was my way of comforting myself.
montrith, September 13, 2013, 02:54:44 pm

And the episode was your way of keeping it real so you didn't forget there was dental torture in your future? (I was eating a very nice curry when "black diarrhea while he was asleep" was uttered.)

The question I'm surprised no one asked: would James Joyce have become a butt-ghost?
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Haydon on September 14, 2013, 10:58:13 am
This episode was just... what? I'd put it up there with the Loki Wives and Quantum Jumping episodes, in that you've got these people using words to describe things they claim are happening to them, and I can mostly comprehend what it is they're saying, but there's just no sense at all of what's actually going on in real life to correspond with it. I mean, are they just completely imagining this? Do they know it isn't real and are just enjoying having an exotic context for their enema fixations? Do they actually genuinely think they've got malicious ghosts in their butts? I just can't get a feel for this at all.

Anyway great episode as always, glad to see Lou Fernandez back especially.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Lemon on September 14, 2013, 02:58:11 pm
Would James Joyce have become a butt-ghost?
advancedclass, September 14, 2013, 09:26:35 am
If ghosts were real, James Joyce would absolutely be a butt ghost. He'd crawl into the lower intestines of well-bred English women, encourage them to fart, and then moan in extacy, which would cause another fart.

Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Duster on September 14, 2013, 03:58:19 pm
All I could think about this whole episode was that crazy chick who had astral sex with, married, and had astral children with Link. And wrote a fanfic over 100 pages long of shit she claimed she did with Link in their astral life.

Why yes this is on the internet for your reading pleasure. (http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html) Hope you didn't eat.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Bobalay on September 14, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I laughed myself silly when Lemon went "wheeee~" after the one woman's really short description of her climax.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Yossarian on September 16, 2013, 03:07:17 pm
Speaking of sex with low vibrational entities, how about lou's voice?
I'm really glad to hear him back on the show.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Cyberventurer on September 16, 2013, 05:29:57 pm
I don't know where else to put this, but I'm getting a black hole trojan warning again when visiting the F Plus page or clicking on the RSS shortcut.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Runic on September 16, 2013, 06:02:29 pm
Yep, same thing here. Also using AVG.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: nilvoid on September 22, 2013, 11:02:23 pm
Pictured: an actual book

(http://i.imgur.com/syIBCnd.jpg)
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: count_actuala on September 23, 2013, 10:56:15 am
Motherfucker stole my idea.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 29, 2013, 12:58:14 pm
Apparently Ke$ha is no stranger to this phenomenon! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html)
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: chai tea latte on October 29, 2013, 02:02:06 pm
Apparently Ke$ha is no stranger to this phenomenon! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/27/kesha-sex-with-ghost_n_1919320.html)
CuddleGHOUL, October 29, 2013, 12:58:14 pm

Honestly that just sounds like her persona amped up to eleven, I'm not really surprised. "It's about the supernatural, but in a sexy way" is so fucking Ke$ha (TM) it hurts.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Chaymie on October 29, 2013, 09:48:41 pm
Pictured: an actual book

(http://i.imgur.com/syIBCnd.jpg)
nilvoid, September 22, 2013, 11:02:23 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Sleeping_with_ghosts.jpg)

So it's a ripoff of the placebo album "Sleeping With Ghosts"?
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Sherman Tank on February 14, 2016, 02:14:08 am
Hey Lemon, I got the reference to Kids.
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 09, 2017, 07:24:39 pm
Holy shit. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmiR_Vutyek)
Title: Episode 110: This One's Mainly About Butt Ghosts
Post by: Sherman Tank on April 25, 2018, 11:43:17 am
(https://i.imgur.com/SaoUl0I.png)