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Topic: 328: You Are Likely To Be Yiffed By A Grue  (Read 16970 times)

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Shit Dick Beast is the worst thing I've ever heard ever make it stop
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Somehow Bunnybread's "crunchy with gravy" was the grossest thing in this whole episode.

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Also Shit Dick Beast is basically in de Sade's 120 Days of Sodom, and it's the first thing I think of whenever someone refers to him as "the divine Marquis".
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I've gotta say...Not the worst "erotic" tabletop RPG I've seen. While the actual content of this thing is horrifying, I don't think it's any more disturbing than Black Tokyo and, from a purely mechanical standpoint, it's not as bad as it could be.

FATAL is kind of the most infamous example of a terrible RPG, and I've seen a few people compare FAPP to it in this thread, but FAPP is nowhere near the level of FATAL. While FATAL might be famous for having players roll for monster cock circumference during character creation, that game's badness went far beyond the juvenile sex stuff, misogynist views and rape fascination.

If you strip away all the gross fetish shit from FAPP you're left with a fairly run of the mill RPG mechanics wise. You strip away all the gross sex shit from FATAL and you still have an utterly unplayable mess of a game with mechanics so needlessly complicated they require players to solve algebraic equations to determine the size of a druid's magic circle.
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I fukken love furry episodes. The whole furry aesthetic hits me in the uncanny valley hard, but I love how insanely weird they get.  Like, a normal fetish episode would be just a thing all about one of these weird fetishes, but furries just throw it all in like a horrific fetish casserole and all I can do is giggle at the surreal idea of this turning someone on.

Also for anyone who is confused at this being an entire rules system: I'm adjacent to the indie RPG scene and HOO BOY. Basically think of RPG systems and settings as fanfic for these people.  And FAPP is their... well, I was going to say Omegaverse, but FAPP seems to be considerably more lighthearted and less tied to shitty gender roles, and I don't know much about other weird sex fanfic stuff.

The point is, it'd be more surprising if there weren't a complex weird sex furry RPG, because nerds are nerds.

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I fukken love furry episodes. The whole furry aesthetic hits me in the uncanny valley hard, but I love how insanely weird they get.  Like, a normal fetish episode would be just a thing all about one of these weird fetishes, but furries just throw it all in like a horrific fetish casserole and all I can do is giggle at the surreal idea of this turning someone on.
Puppy Time, July 25, 2020, 07:02:25 pm
Yeah, I found myself wondering what the actual fetish situation was here. If this line is written by one person, are they authentically into all this stuff, or is there some level of "welp, this isn't my thing but I gotta make my furry porn game inclusive" going on? I kind of hope for the latter, although there's enough of the shit stuff in play that I assume that's definitely a real fetish for the author.

Also, based on the initial focus on cocks/twinks/studs, I initially assumed this was going to be an exclusively gay male furry porn RPG; I'm still not sure it isn't that way in spirit, given how perfunctory all the material about women seems to be, although maybe that was the reading choices. I kind of feel like it'd be better to just make your Furry Fuck Shit Hell Game completely male-focused, if that's how you're learning, versus throwing women in as a "well, I guess you can play one" option.

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I fukken love furry episodes. The whole furry aesthetic hits me in the uncanny valley hard, but I love how insanely weird they get.  Like, a normal fetish episode would be just a thing all about one of these weird fetishes, but furries just throw it all in like a horrific fetish casserole and all I can do is giggle at the surreal idea of this turning someone on.
Puppy Time, July 25, 2020, 07:02:25 pm
Yeah, I found myself wondering what the actual fetish situation was here. If this line is written by one person, are they authentically into all this stuff, or is there some level of "welp, this isn't my thing but I gotta make my furry porn game inclusive" going on? I kind of hope for the latter, although there's enough of the shit stuff in play that I assume that's definitely a real fetish for the author.

Also, based on the initial focus on cocks/twinks/studs, I initially assumed this was going to be an exclusively gay male furry porn RPG; I'm still not sure it isn't that way in spirit, given how perfunctory all the material about women seems to be, although maybe that was the reading choices. I kind of feel like it'd be better to just make your Furry Fuck Shit Hell Game completely male-focused, if that's how you're learning, versus throwing women in as a "well, I guess you can play one" option.
Antivehicular, July 25, 2020, 07:12:46 pm

Given the nature of tabletop games and the sheer number of supplements that have been written for this thing (For some reason?) it wouldn't surprise me if it's a little bit of both? I'm assuming these supplements are the work of multiple people, so it might just be the case that the more baffling or disgusting content is the fetish of the particular person writing that supplement, but all the fetishes being represented in the game don't belong to any one person.

This entire things seems to be heavily community-driven by design.

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Oh, yeah, if it's written by multiple people or has community-driven development, it all makes sense. Everyone's gotta get their personal kink in there even if the result is a disjointed mess.

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Never have I ever felt more relief getting that 'nobody you know is following' message when I went to the creator's Twitter page

also yeah it's only one person doing basically all of this besides the art (which i'm pretty sure is only MOSTLY their art)
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are they... jacking it to this? there's SO MUCH worldbuilding.

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The image stuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?
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The image syuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?
Dr. Buttplug, July 25, 2020, 09:57:31 pm

"Why don't they just jack off?" is a question you could ask about a lot of our subjects.
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The image syuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?
Dr. Buttplug, July 25, 2020, 09:57:31 pm
These people don't want a game to jerk off to, they want a game themed around their main hobby. That hobby just happens to be jerking off.

If these people were Game of Thrones fans instead of masturbation fans they'd be buying the Game of Thrones Monopoly set. Or this, which I found when googling "themed monopoly sets":

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The image syuck in my head is of a group of furries unironically getting together to play this and not just having sex instead? Like even over skype, you could just jerk off right? Why get out the dice?
Dr. Buttplug, July 25, 2020, 09:57:31 pm
I've attempted to capture the elements necessary for their sexual expression in this MS Paint Venn diagram:


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Also, based on the initial focus on cocks/twinks/studs, I initially assumed this was going to be an exclusively gay male furry porn RPG; I'm still not sure it isn't that way in spirit, given how perfunctory all the material about women seems to be, although maybe that was the reading choices. I kind of feel like it'd be better to just make your Furry Fuck Shit Hell Game completely male-focused, if that's how you're learning, versus throwing women in as a "well, I guess you can play one" option.
Antivehicular, July 25, 2020, 07:12:46 pm

From what I've seen of furries and fetishes, the presence of tits and vag does not necessarily imply the involvement of women; they seem to be very "yes, and" with regard to genitals. And other body parts. Just slap a bunch of bits together; someone'll fuck it, if only to be nice.

are they... jacking it to this? there's SO MUCH worldbuilding.
Pavlova, July 25, 2020, 08:37:08 pm

1) There's a certain breed of nerd that just needs to worldbuild, anytime, anywhere.

2) There's a certain breed of fetishist that turns the whole thing into a fandom, like a sports fan painting their house in team colors or a Legend of Zelda fan commissioning the Master Sword, only considerably less acceptable around minors.

This is, presumably, the result of both at once.  And entirely too much free time.