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Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Lemon on October 08, 2016, 10:48:53 am
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Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on October 08, 2016, 11:46:46 am
WORKIN REAL HARD TO MAKE INTERNET CASH
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Yavuz on October 08, 2016, 12:28:52 pm
I love when Internet crazy people call out other Internet crazy people for having stupid theories. "Well, obviously the Earth is concave and has a glass dome over it, but obviously there aren't other planets that cause cataclysms in our solar system. That's just stupid."
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 08, 2016, 01:25:09 pm
How are there so many of these goddamned websites? Extra Credit recorded an episode on this same topic using a completely different one of these sites!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Corn Syrup on October 08, 2016, 01:45:50 pm
My first thought when STOG read SMH as Suck My Hog:

Also, I feel like The Intern should be trying to sell me on tomato sauce and fresh "Fritos".
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 08, 2016, 01:54:58 pm
Hey it's [UNCREDITED INTERN]!

The bodybuilding.com tangent in the middle of it is such wonderful internet.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 08, 2016, 02:06:27 pm
Oh hey, I can cross World Ice Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welteislehre) off my references to Nazi-supported theories bingo card!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: BomberJacket on October 08, 2016, 02:11:22 pm
God, I was in tears on this one. I was really worried this would be too confusing to be funny, but you guys made it brilliant.

Hey it's [UNCREDITED INTERN]!

The bodybuilding.com tangent in the middle of it is such wonderful internet.
EYE OF ZA, October 08, 2016, 01:54:58 pm

And it's proof that some things are funnier when it looks like one crazy guy talking to himself. I call it the Garfield Minus Garfield Effect.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Ambious on October 08, 2016, 02:17:47 pm
How are there so many of these goddamned websites? Extra Credit recorded an episode on this same topic using a completely different one of these sites!
Heliotard Sherman Tank, October 08, 2016, 01:25:09 pm

I bet ours looks worse
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Bodark on October 08, 2016, 02:29:12 pm
You guys need to have [The Intern] on more often. Adam wasn't joking when he said she's the funniest.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 08, 2016, 03:04:29 pm
How are there so many of these goddamned websites? Extra Credit recorded an episode on this same topic using a completely different one of these sites!
Heliotard Sherman Tank, October 08, 2016, 01:25:09 pm

I bet ours looks worse
Ambious Was a Mistake, October 08, 2016, 02:17:47 pm

Who let you out of the editing suite? Get back in there now!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: MyFaceBeHi on October 08, 2016, 04:33:29 pm
You guys need to have [The Intern] on more often. Adam wasn't joking when he said she's the funniest.
Bodark, but spookier, October 08, 2016, 02:29:12 pm

I dunno. [The Intern] sounded like she was left handed, and had a specific "radio" styled voice. I'm highly suspicious.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Eider Duck on October 08, 2016, 05:59:21 pm
Oh my god the pushups segment. The guy claiming to create physical matter had me in tears. "Your pushups claim is shit and false, but my ability to create stuff out of thin air is totally real!"

The Intern is also great, and I hope this isn't the only time they appear on the podcast
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: cube abuser on October 08, 2016, 06:10:17 pm
steven christ's youtube videos are a treasure

Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 08, 2016, 06:18:47 pm
I don't want to talk to no Lientists, ya'll muthafuckers sighin', and getting me pissed.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 08, 2016, 06:32:37 pm
I like this red pill far better than the usual internet one
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on October 08, 2016, 06:47:48 pm
God, I was in tears on this one. I was really worried this would be too confusing to be funny, but you guys made it brilliant.

Hey it's [UNCREDITED INTERN]!

The bodybuilding.com tangent in the middle of it is such wonderful internet.
EYE OF ZA, October 08, 2016, 01:54:58 pm

And it's proof that some things are funnier when it looks like one crazy guy talking to himself. I call it the Garfield Minus Garfield Effect.
BomberJacket, October 08, 2016, 02:11:22 pm

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Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Please And Thanks on October 08, 2016, 07:30:03 pm
steven christ's youtube videos are a treasure
cube abuser, October 08, 2016, 06:10:17 pm









Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: BomberJacket on October 08, 2016, 09:59:46 pm
God, I was in tears on this one. I was really worried this would be too confusing to be funny, but you guys made it brilliant.

Hey it's [UNCREDITED INTERN]!

The bodybuilding.com tangent in the middle of it is such wonderful internet.
EYE OF ZA, October 08, 2016, 01:54:58 pm

And it's proof that some things are funnier when it looks like one crazy guy talking to himself. I call it the Garfield Minus Garfield Effect.
BomberJacket, October 08, 2016, 02:11:22 pm

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DetectiveSlowpoke, October 08, 2016, 06:47:48 pm

Look, I get that it isn't always funny, but keep your posts civil. First of all, nobody wanted to see that and anyway this isn't an NSFW thread, second unless you're both black AND gay, that really isn't your word to use.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Sherman Tank on October 09, 2016, 12:24:36 am
I really, really want to hear a Siri-off between The Intern and Nutshell Gulag.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: DetectiveSlowpoke on October 09, 2016, 03:36:51 am
God, I was in tears on this one. I was really worried this would be too confusing to be funny, but you guys made it brilliant.

Hey it's [UNCREDITED INTERN]!

The bodybuilding.com tangent in the middle of it is such wonderful internet.
EYE OF ZA, October 08, 2016, 01:54:58 pm

And it's proof that some things are funnier when it looks like one crazy guy talking to himself. I call it the Garfield Minus Garfield Effect.
BomberJacket, October 08, 2016, 02:11:22 pm

CONTENTS DELETED
DetectiveSlowpoke, October 08, 2016, 06:47:48 pm

Look, I get that it isn't always funny, but keep your posts civil. First of all, nobody wanted to see that and anyway this isn't an NSFW thread, second unless you're both black AND gay, that really isn't your word to use.
BomberJacket, October 08, 2016, 09:59:46 pm

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Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Bavarian Bovine on October 09, 2016, 12:51:50 pm
As a geology major, birefringence is something that every mineral (read: everything) has, and it can only be seen in thin section in a petrographic microscope. It's literally just the color it transmits when you have crossed polarizers in your scope.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: LINDA on October 09, 2016, 03:34:55 pm
YAY INTERN!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 09, 2016, 03:37:31 pm
This is one I can't listen to on public transportation because I turn red and start shaking trying to hold in the laughter. Particulary at Intern's Steven Christ moments.

Also, how the fuck does the sun work in this scientific model? Is there a sun? Can we make a Concave Earther and a Flat Earther fight each other?
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: BomberJacket on October 09, 2016, 10:44:13 pm
Also, how the fuck does the sun work in this scientific model? Is there a sun?
GooseBusters HQ, October 09, 2016, 03:37:31 pm

BEHOLD
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: BomberJacket on October 09, 2016, 10:52:21 pm
God, I was in tears on this one. I was really worried this would be too confusing to be funny, but you guys made it brilliant.

Hey it's [UNCREDITED INTERN]!

The bodybuilding.com tangent in the middle of it is such wonderful internet.
EYE OF ZA, October 08, 2016, 01:54:58 pm

And it's proof that some things are funnier when it looks like one crazy guy talking to himself. I call it the Garfield Minus Garfield Effect.
BomberJacket, October 08, 2016, 02:11:22 pm

CONTENTS DELETED
DetectiveSlowpoke, October 08, 2016, 06:47:48 pm

Look, I get that it isn't always funny, but keep your posts civil. First of all, nobody wanted to see that and anyway this isn't an NSFW thread, second unless you're both black AND gay, that really isn't your word to use.
BomberJacket, October 08, 2016, 09:59:46 pm

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DetectiveSlowpoke, October 09, 2016, 03:36:51 am

No, that's also disgusting and also NSFW. And you should see a doctor, I'm 99% certain you aren't supposed to have four of those. Actually I think three is also too many.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Fatty Bo Batty on October 09, 2016, 11:00:32 pm
Also, how the fuck does the sun work in this scientific model? Is there a sun?
GooseBusters HQ, October 09, 2016, 03:37:31 pm

BEHOLD
BomberJacket, October 09, 2016, 10:44:13 pm

Holy shit, did these people play Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne and think it was a documentary?
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 10, 2016, 12:41:04 pm
So let me get this straight. These people think that Earth is some kind of geo-deific Dyson sphere containing a micro universe, and this Steven Christ guy is their purported Einstein/Moses?
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Sherlockian on October 10, 2016, 12:57:04 pm
The Intern sounds... really familiar. Is she someone I might have heard before elsewhere, or am I just going crazy?
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 10, 2016, 02:59:00 pm
I'd like to introduce my new theory where the Earth is concave but not spherical.  I call it "pimple earth".
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Neal on October 10, 2016, 03:54:22 pm
The Intern sounds... really familiar. Is she someone I might have heard before elsewhere, or am I just going crazy?
Sherlockian, October 10, 2016, 12:57:04 pm

That depends on what other podcasts you listen to.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: A Meat on October 10, 2016, 03:58:38 pm
The Intern sounds... really familiar. Is she someone I might have heard before elsewhere, or am I just going crazy?
Sherlockian, October 10, 2016, 12:57:04 pm

That depends on what other podcasts you listen to.
Neal, October 10, 2016, 03:54:22 pm
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Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 10, 2016, 04:09:37 pm
The Intern sounds... really familiar. Is she someone I might have heard before elsewhere, or am I just going crazy?
Sherlockian, October 10, 2016, 12:57:04 pm

That depends on what other podcasts you listen to.
Neal, October 10, 2016, 03:54:22 pm
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A Meat, October 10, 2016, 03:58:38 pm

Oh, here we go again. For the last time, Earwolf is the secret pro-reptilian podcast network and Maximum Fun is the one controlled by greys. Get it right, sheeple!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Ragnarok Boobies on October 10, 2016, 11:35:02 pm
The Intern sounds... really familiar. Is she someone I might have heard before elsewhere, or am I just going crazy?
Sherlockian, October 10, 2016, 12:57:04 pm

That depends on what other podcasts you listen to.
Neal, October 10, 2016, 03:54:22 pm
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A Meat, October 10, 2016, 03:58:38 pm

Oh, here we go again. For the last time, Earwolf is the secret pro-reptilian podcast network and Maximum Fun is the one controlled by greys. Get it right, sheeple!
GooseBusters HQ, October 10, 2016, 04:09:37 pm
But what do their feet look like?
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Vinny Possum on October 10, 2016, 11:37:18 pm
The Intern sounds... really familiar. Is she someone I might have heard before elsewhere, or am I just going crazy?
Sherlockian, October 10, 2016, 12:57:04 pm

That depends on what other podcasts you listen to.
Neal, October 10, 2016, 03:54:22 pm
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A Meat, October 10, 2016, 03:58:38 pm

Oh, here we go again. For the last time, Earwolf is the secret pro-reptilian podcast network and Maximum Fun is the one controlled by greys. Get it right, sheeple!
GooseBusters HQ, October 10, 2016, 04:09:37 pm
But what do their feet look like?
3viltiki, October 10, 2016, 11:35:02 pm

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Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Chaymie on October 13, 2016, 01:16:54 pm
When I first heard [intern], I thought it was the narrator for the Cum for Bigfoot audiobooks.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 13, 2016, 01:45:07 pm
So at work today I told one of my coworkers that there are people who believe in the Concave Earth and that they are led by Steven Christ, and the look of delighted disbelief on his face made my entire week.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: znarf on October 17, 2016, 02:31:05 am
So at work today I told one of my coworkers that there are people who believe in the Concave Earth and that they are led by Steven Christ, and the look of delighted disbelief on his face made my entire week.
GooseBusters HQ, October 13, 2016, 01:45:07 pm

I tried taking some coworkers on this journey of explanation, but I left them dead with laughter that flat-earthers exist.  I have to wait to actually hang out with my friends to share this.

I also dig the cross marketing with Saban's Power Rangers movie.  I know the intern is the pink ranger.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Neal on October 20, 2016, 07:30:02 pm
I also dig the cross marketing with Saban's Power Rangers movie.  I know the intern is the pink ranger.
znarf, October 17, 2016, 02:31:05 am

Look, Mary is dressed all in pink because her mother is a breast cancer survivor.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: nuffkins, of all people, on October 20, 2016, 10:30:26 pm
I also dig the cross marketing with Saban's Power Rangers movie.  I know the intern is the pink ranger.
znarf, October 17, 2016, 02:31:05 am

Look, Mary is dressed all in pink because her mother is a breast cancer survivor.
Neal, October 20, 2016, 07:30:02 pm

[ballpit] "You know that new power ranger Mary? Is she an intern, like from that company downstairs?"
[coolspot] "No, of course not. Interns aren't paid. My boss loves them."
[ballpit] "I know! They do my work when I'm baked."
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Sorrel on November 01, 2016, 01:36:47 pm
Wow.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Lemon on November 01, 2016, 02:22:45 pm
That is leaning very heavily on the emotional effect of a low-fi Sufjan Stevens song.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on November 01, 2016, 02:32:58 pm
That is leaning very heavily on the emotional effect of a low-fi Sufjan Stevens song.
Lemon, November 01, 2016, 02:22:45 pm
Hello new personal text

E: nvm, it wouldn't fit
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Psammetichus on November 29, 2016, 03:17:58 pm
I love when Internet crazy people call out other Internet crazy people for having stupid theories. "Well, obviously the Earth is concave and has a glass dome over it, but obviously there aren't other planets that cause cataclysms in our solar system. That's just stupid."
Müteşekkir Sultan Selim the Hedgesultan, October 08, 2016, 12:28:52 pm

This reminds me of Martin Gardner's Fads and Fallacies (pub. 1957), which discussed various pseudoscientific theories (the first chapter, "Flat and Hallow," is, incidentally, about the flat and hollow earths!); in the introduction to the second ed. of the book, he wrote:

THE FIRST EDITION of this book prompted many curious letters from irate readers. The most violent letters came from Reichians [i.e. follows of Wilhelm Reich] furious because the book considered orgonomy alongside such (to them) outlandish cults as dianetics. Dianeticians, of course, felt the same about orgonomy. I heard from homeopaths who were insulted to find themselves in company with such frauds as osteopathy and chiropractic, and one chiropractor in Kentucky "pitied" me because I had turned my spine on God's greatest gift to suffering humanity.  Several admirers of Dr. Bates favored me with letters so badly typed that I suspect the writers were in urgent need of strong spectacles. Oddly enough, most of these correspondents objected to one chapter only, thinking all the others excellent. Quote from

My outladish theory is merely brilliant minds bucking the system, like Gallileo or Copernicus. Your outlandish theory is the meaningless babble of cranks and weirdos. It has always been this way, it seems.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: Cradicus on July 07, 2017, 01:50:27 pm
This is one of my favorite episodes. My favorite parts are the workout section and the little section where The Intern is talking about the concave lensing of the glass ceiling in the sky or whatever and this exchange happens:

Lemon: Does anyone here wear contacts?
Intern: I do.
Lemon: Do you know what he's talking about here?
Intern: I DO!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 23, 2018, 03:41:11 pm
Thanks had no idea there was such a conspiracy on the topic. Since nasa said there was hydrocarbosns on other "planet" I have always thought it to be strange. Cause prior "science" has told it to be a finit amount and that we are running out. Now its all over the universe. come on.. they are so backwards and confused, just making up bs on the fly. like cuting puzzle peaces to fis into place.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: JamEngulfer on March 29, 2018, 06:55:46 pm
Oh hey, I can cross World Ice Theory (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welteislehre) off my references to Nazi-supported theories bingo card!
SHERMAN TANK EXPLOSION!!, October 08, 2016, 02:06:27 pm

How have I never heard of this before? It reads like some bizarre alternate-reality fiction.
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: KingKalamari on February 28, 2019, 03:07:06 pm
So, I was re-listening to this episode today and, in an attempt to figure out what the hell any of the people on that forum were talking about, decided to do some Googling to see if anyone else was talking about this Steven Christopher fellow and his nutty ideas.

I found out he was arrested back in October for threatening to kill the president... (https://www.brownsvilleherald.com/news/local/man-accused-of-threatening-president-ruled-incompetent-to-stand-trial/article_524f7b88-cd61-11e8-87d4-131c782f2315.html)

Comparing the photos to the Youtube videos as well as the fact that the only comment is a guy accusing the reporter of silencing the science of the concave Earth leads me to believe this is definitely our guy.

So not only has he now been arrested for threatening to kill the president, this is apparently not the first time this has happened to him nor the first president he's threatened!
Title: Episode 229: The Space In Our Planet
Post by: chai tea latte on March 02, 2019, 12:25:40 am
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