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Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Lemon on October 09, 2013, 08:03:32 pm
with Boots Raingear, Jack Chick, Frank West, and Lemon.

Edited by Lemon

Content for this episode was provided by Montrith.

Coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is a word that's only about three decades old. Presumably before that, people who were terrified of clowns were just called Person Who Has Seen A Clown Before. But a much less discovered topic is the one of coulrophilia, translated from the latin it means Perverts That Get Boners When They Think About Clowns Doing It, or more simply Tuesday on Fetlife. This week, The F Plus accidentally applies to work in the Circus.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: chai tea latte on October 09, 2013, 08:33:41 pm
no no no no no i have a lot of friends who clown, this is going to be awful

e: what the fuck

e2: a "munch" is a meetup of people into BDSM notable in that they just sort of get lunch or whatever and none of them do any kinky stuff, but nevertheless they're all kinky people.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 09, 2013, 09:38:26 pm
no no no no no i have a lot of friends who clown, this is going to be awful
kal-elk, October 09, 2013, 08:33:41 pm
Did they go to Clown College? When I was six or seven I found out that Clown College existed and I was totally enthralled by the idea of going to school specifically to wear fun makeup and make people laugh.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: chai tea latte on October 09, 2013, 09:46:58 pm
no no no no no i have a lot of friends who clown, this is going to be awful
kal-elk, October 09, 2013, 08:33:41 pm
Did they go to Clown College? When I was six or seven I found out that Clown College existed and I was totally enthralled by the idea of going to school specifically to wear fun makeup and make people laugh.
Cuddlegoose, October 09, 2013, 09:38:26 pm
Most didn't, one or two had formal clown training. They're largely people who do circus arts (juggling, fire spinning, etc) and clown as an addition to that.

Anyways:

A man goes to see the doctor, complaining that he feels only sadness and alienation in a threatening world. The doctor says to him:
"Well, this is simple! The great clown Pagliacci is in town this week. Go see him, and I think that may help!"
"But doctor", complains the man, "it is not so simple. You see...I am sexually attracted to Pagliacci."
There is a silence which threatens to engulf all time itself, and then the doctor loudly says:
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Alpha Starsquatch on October 09, 2013, 10:26:05 pm
Goddamnit this episode is like one of those Scooby Doo crossover specials where all of our favorite subjects just pop in wearing clown make-up, just to say hi.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: advancedclass on October 09, 2013, 11:22:45 pm
Ten years ago, a friend searched for clown porn on my computer. I have always known this existed, but somehow it never occurred to me that I would have to relive that experience thanks to the F Plus. I suppose it always seemed like Juggalos filled the clown-quota in these parts. Perhaps, even, that clowns had become pasé in this modern internet of ours.

Thanks a lot, F Plus, for bringing all that back to me and proving otherwise. Goddammit.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Moriarty on October 10, 2013, 12:31:28 am
Well, looks like I have a new favorite fetish episode. I'm sure there's something out there that could top the rainbow pubes and the cream pie enema and the everything else in the episode, but it'd be hell of time finding it.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: montrith on October 10, 2013, 01:42:58 am
Well, looks like I have a new favorite fetish episode. I'm sure there's something out there that could top the rainbow pubes and the cream pie enema and the everything else in the episode, but it'd be hell of time finding it.
Moriarty, October 10, 2013, 12:31:28 am

Is that a dare? I've got something under works...
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: chai tea latte on October 10, 2013, 01:45:58 am
Well, looks like I have a new favorite fetish episode. I'm sure there's something out there that could top the rainbow pubes and the cream pie enema and the everything else in the episode, but it'd be hell of time finding it.
Moriarty, October 10, 2013, 12:31:28 am

Is that a dare? I've got something under works...
montrith, October 10, 2013, 01:42:58 am
Somehow, Montrith, I'm not actually surprised.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Isfahan on October 10, 2013, 04:25:08 am
Ten years ago, a friend searched for clown porn on my computer.advancedclass, October 09, 2013, 11:22:45 pm

The wording here makes it sound like they were trying to find the secret clown porn folder down on your R: drive.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: nilvoid on October 10, 2013, 06:08:29 am
True Forced Clowning
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: advancedclass on October 10, 2013, 07:47:23 am
Ten years ago, a friend searched for clown porn on my computer.advancedclass, October 09, 2013, 11:22:45 pm

The wording here makes it sound like they were trying to find the secret clown porn folder down on your R: drive.
Isfahan, October 10, 2013, 04:25:08 am

SHIT. The dark truth discovered due to poorly worded forum posts. Curse you, Detective Isfahan.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: PurpleXVI on October 10, 2013, 09:21:16 am
Well, looks like I have a new favorite fetish episode. I'm sure there's something out there that could top the rainbow pubes and the cream pie enema and the everything else in the episode, but it'd be hell of time finding it.
Moriarty, October 10, 2013, 12:31:28 am

Is that a dare? I've got something under works...
montrith, October 10, 2013, 01:42:58 am

You know, some day Montrith is going to run out of ways to top her previous horrors, and I suspect that once that day comes, she'll be too addicted to our grimaces of terror, our wails and pleas for mercy, and she'll want, no, NEED, more.

That day, Montrith is going to start CREATING terrors. She'll labour behind the scenes to spawn new and horrifying fetishes and Tumblr movements, just to make us cry out in fear.

Maybe she's already begun.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Ansemaru on October 10, 2013, 02:48:18 pm
You know, I think this episode deserves credit for being a fetish-centric episode that was just outright hilarious, rather than disgusting.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Runic on October 10, 2013, 03:40:30 pm
I agree. This stuff is just too inherently silly to be gross.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: count_actuala on October 10, 2013, 04:13:05 pm
This is just another entry in the long, long list of F Plus subjects I find utterly baffling. Like, what the fuck happened to you? How did it come to this?
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 10, 2013, 04:19:11 pm
This is just another entry in the long, long list of F Plus subjects I find utterly baffling. Like, what the fuck happened to you? How did it come to this?
Juice Unlimited, October 10, 2013, 04:13:05 pm
I'm going to guess "inopportune boner at the circus" and/or "Harley Quinn".
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: zugunruhe on October 10, 2013, 11:22:25 pm
When Lemon said "forced clown transformation" I laughed so hard that I had to stop the podcast, but then I was getting over a cold so I started coughing a lot and basically this episode nearly killed me.

Also I'm disappointed by the lack of this song
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: 🍆 on October 11, 2013, 09:07:41 am
You know, I think this episode deserves credit for being a fetish-centric episode that was just outright hilarious, rather than disgusting.
Ansemaru, October 10, 2013, 02:48:18 pm
Man, I dunno. For me, this was hilarious, but deeply disturbing on a level other featured fetishes can't reach. Something about perverting childhood figures, combined with "silliness" as a synonym for "sexy hot boner-enducingness", the presumably irreversible effects of true forced clown transformation... plus I was scared of clowns as a kid, so maybe this episode just brought that back. Still hilarious though.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Goose Goose Honk At Me Now on October 12, 2013, 12:54:45 am
By the way, that one person was right about clowns having some religious significance (the American Indian clown-god Manabozho comes to mind, as do the clown or fool figures that show up in medieval Christian "mystery plays"), but I cannot stomach the thought of someone having OR writing about a dual clown/religion fetish.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: nilvoid on October 12, 2013, 01:06:45 am
By the way, that one person was right about clowns having some religious significance (the American Indian clown-god Manabozho comes to mind, as do the clown or fool figures that show up in medieval Christian "mystery plays"), but I cannot stomach the thought of someone having OR writing about a dual clown/religion fetish.
Cuddlegoose, October 12, 2013, 12:54:45 am

(http://i.imgur.com/HTXjIRY.jpg?1)

YOU RANG
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Adam Bozarth on October 12, 2013, 01:44:32 am
Seems like a missed opportunity to not include Dana Gould's masterful Morrissey parody, with his song "Clown Fucker."

Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: SiliconRed on November 27, 2016, 02:03:00 pm
Found this under the "Adult" section while looking for dance classes. Needless to say I'm going to find a different studio.

Clowning
Discover your inner clown! Instructors are experts in character
development, slapstick, how to take a pie in the face,mime,
scene development and much more. Class is tailored to the
needs of participants as well as the availability of the
professional instructors.

     #104A Beginning Clowning | Wednesdays | 8:30-9:30 pm
     | Clowns with Byrd Productions

Continue the journey of uncovering your personal clown,
Don a red nose and study the techniques of Jaque Lecoq
Frosty Little, Elizabeth Baron, Audrey Crabtree, Ettienne
Decroix, Giovannie Fusetti,Marcel Marceau and other masters.
 
     #104B Intermediate Clowning | Tuesdays | 8:00-9:00 pm
     | Clowns with Byrd Productions
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: cube abuser on November 27, 2016, 02:30:33 pm
     #104A Beginning Clowning | Wednesdays | 8:30-9:30 pm
     | Clowns with Byrd Productions

Continue the journey of uncovering your personal clown,
Don a red nose and study the techniques of Jaque Lecoq
Frosty Little, Elizabeth Baron, Audrey Crabtree, Ettienne
Decroix, Giovannie Fusetti,Marcel Marceau and other masters.
 
     #104B Intermediate Clowning | Tuesdays | 8:00-9:00 pm
     | Clowns with Byrd Productions
SiliconRed, November 27, 2016, 02:03:00 pm

Jaque Lecoq
[freakout]
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Sherman Tank on November 27, 2016, 02:31:18 pm
I agree. This stuff is just too inherently silly to be gross.
Runic, October 10, 2013, 03:40:30 pm

Disagree.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on November 28, 2016, 10:24:17 am
I agree. This stuff is just too inherently silly to be gross.
Runic, October 10, 2013, 03:40:30 pm

Disagree.
I No Longer Sleep Sherman Tank to Anus, November 27, 2016, 02:31:18 pm

A retort so masterful it required 3 years of incubation.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: znarf on March 18, 2017, 06:19:46 pm
I've recently re-listened to the episode and it is still really funny.

The Green Jello/Jelly aside is great.  I did see them live a many years ago and it was fun.

In conclusion, this episode is good listening.  It might serve as a good warm up for 24 Terrible Hours too.
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Ashto on November 28, 2017, 12:10:54 am
Disagree.
I No Longer Sleep Sherman Tank to Anus, November 27, 2016, 02:31:18 pm

A retort so masterful it required 3 years of incubation.
jack chick, November 28, 2016, 10:24:17 am

no u
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Angora Gomorrah on December 03, 2019, 06:32:40 pm
I just checked  and Green Jelly is playing a show in Portland 1/17/2020. Is it meant to be?
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Lemon on December 03, 2019, 08:46:20 pm
I just checked  and Green Jelly is playing a show in Portland 1/17/2020. Is it meant to be?
weedcat, December 03, 2019, 06:32:40 pm

OH MY GOD
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: Dr. Buttplug on January 30, 2020, 08:26:04 am
NSFW content. Click to show.
Couldn't help but think of this ep
Title: Episode 113: BOINK THE CLOWN
Post by: 1234GO! on August 28, 2020, 06:07:57 pm
long time lurker, first time poster.

I just discovered I play d&d with an actress who was in the movie Dead American Woman featuring Happy Dave.

It's apparently on the plex server that her and her husband have given me access to, and I'm very tempted to watch it...