Nah details are the good part and where madness lies. Like, how the fuck do you not have a maxed out PowerPoint skill tree? Why is it vitally important we know you're male? What the ever loving fuck is that third vector graphic at the bottom - the Salem witch trials? And did you for real just turn "The worst thing about me is I work too hard!" into a goddamn pie chart?!
And please, PLEASE stop turning your skills into percentages:
WHAT DOES 68% INDESIGN EVEN MEAN?!?!
Of course this means I'll be eating crow later this week when I make my own and it too is ugly AF