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Roleplay Porn! (NSFW)
gee golly gosh:
Gdoc link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F3d4akNGotI5j-aGeh8eaGS30nzgN-vcJnCg49-NMGQ/edit
Pointless preamble:
I realize that 'this is not my submission, I'm just posting it for a friend!' sounds really suspect, especially given the nature of this material, but you guys are going to have to go with me here!
Journal-based RP is my shameful internet past time. I don't know why I get so much enjoyment out of taking a canon character I like, creating a journal for them, and then seeing that character meet and interact with other characters. It's kind of like writing a collaborative crossover fic except that you don't know where it's going. Sometimes the combination of characters can result in hilarious relationships, make you view a favourite series from a new perspective or introduce you to new series that you really want to read/watch.
And sometimes you get cringe-worthy smut threads, devoid of taste, characterization and knowledge of human anatomy.
I became aware that Eski was preparing this submission when she put out a call on plurk to try and track down one of the threads in her document. I don't know why I am so eager to have people make fun of a hobby I enjoy, but when I saw it in the rejected part of the spreadsheet I asked if she'd be okay with me putting her submission up here for people's enjoyment/confusion/revulsion. She said 'go ahead and post just tell me what people say.' So, that's what I'm doing! Though, if you'd like to contact Eski directly her plurk is http://www.plurk.com/Eskiwen.
Enjoy!
Goose Goose Honk At Me Now:
Tifa's body shoke and jerked
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Shoke! That's almost as good as "flang"!
the audible "gorsh" or a cock entering her pussy
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GOOFY NO D8
gee golly gosh:
GOOFY NO D8
Cuddlesquid, June 28, 2013, 10:09:14 pm
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I did not want that mental image.
montrith:
Well, thanks. Be right be, just going to go and vomit now.
Xenomantid:
Note that the woman's husband in the last sample was, among his other salient qualities, a "viscous" man, so he was possibly a brutal, tyrannical slime mold transmogrified into human shape.
Thank you so much--sincerely, not sarcastically--for sharing these entries with us. They make me want to go to the_love_hotel, create an account for, say, C-3PO or Galloway Gallegher, and just see what sort of depraved direction other people take it in.
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