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Topic: Completely pointless Thought Of The Day thread  (Read 1444404 times)

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If you're bi, do you get a knife?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
A switchblade.
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If you're bi, do you get a knife?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
A switchblade.
Turtle, May 04, 2019, 05:38:30 pm
Counterpoint:
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If you're bi, do you get a knife?
🧛‍♀️📘, May 04, 2019, 05:09:01 pm
Either that or two swords, it depends which hemisphere you're in

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I have a collection of comically oversized scissors so it's kind of having a collection of two swords stuck together? Does this count?

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the cortical sensory areas for the genitals are next to the ones for the feet, therefore foot fetishists

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"So you see, while Miracle Whip might not BE mayonnaise, it still performs mayonninity."
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Asking someone if they've been saved in a comedy Sean Connery voice just doesn't go well
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A spice shop called Arrakis
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roller coaster that fucks you

(inspired by recent bad dreams and even worse posts)
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roller coaster that fucks you

(inspired by recent bad dreams and even worse posts)
krytton, May 05, 2019, 10:34:00 pm
Okay and you're SURE Miranda Leek isn't involved in any of this...?
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negotiations with miranda leek have stalled for some reason

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To combat my depression I'm using the three Ms: Medication, Meditation, and Masturbation.
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Dr. Buttplug, May 06, 2019, 11:43:08 am
Me? I'm just looking for a guy to make me one of the three Mrs. Are ya with me ladies?!!!?
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To combat my depression I'm using the three Ms: Medication, Meditation, and Masturbation.
Dr. Buttplug, May 06, 2019, 11:43:08 am
Me? I'm just looking for a guy to make me one of the three Mrs. Are ya with me ladies?!!!?
Shell Game, May 06, 2019, 11:51:33 am

Sister wives aaaaaayyy
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just realized someone's probably mentioned Dark Souls in a college level literature class
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