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Projects => The F Plus => Topic started by: Lemon on December 21, 2017, 04:04:08 pm
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(http://www.therobotsvoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bat_robo.jpg)
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when jerry went into samus's pussy I nearly crashed my car
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Whose cat is that at 15:58?
Pet them for me.
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What a great solstice present
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Jesus Christ, you skipped Hitler and Mechahitler?
edit: tag suggestions, pregnant and furious: "hopelessly broken", "buttsex", "the goddamn batman", "twilight", "focus on a single twit", "satan's sluts", "beware of crime", "bad parenting", "cartoons", "insanity", "christmas", "nazis"
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I saw comicsnix in the title and gave an audible "oh nooooo"
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This is the best Chrsrtimas present.
I think ComicsNix is a troll, but he's so good at writing terribly spelled fetishy nonsense that I see him as an example of how to do trollfic right. You think it's weird enough and then suddenly you learn that someone keeps portaits of their friends inside their ass.
I also recommend that everyone read the doc just for the story where Optimus Prime bonks Princess Leia and R2D2 in the middle of a crowded colosseum.
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I do like Boots' theory that ComicsNix has ADHD of the cock, just a problem with his boner suppression executive function.
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"hopelessly broken", "buttsex", "the goddamn batman", "twilight", "focus on a single twit", "satan's sluts", "beware of crime", "bad parenting", "cartoons", "insanity", "christmas", "nazis"
Sherman Tank Pregnant and Furious, December 21, 2017, 08:39:15 pm
Agreed. Also I think now I'm fucked needs to be a tag.
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The only thing I could think about during the second story was that rat torture involving rats clawing inside vaginas was allegedly used during the Pinochet regime. Add that to the list of boner inducers for ComixNix, I suppose.
edit: not to be a downer; I recommend everyone go on Wikipedia and look up the article for rat torture, see what the editors over there think is appropriate illustrative imagery for that spicy article.
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The only thing I could think about during the second story was that rat torture involving rats clawing inside vaginas was allegedly used during the Pinochet regime. Add that to the list of boner inducers for ComixNix, I suppose.
edit: not to be a downer; I recommend everyone go on Wikipedia and look up the article for rat torture, see what the editors over there think is appropriate illustrative imagery for that spicy article.
Spooks, December 22, 2017, 10:12:31 am
An erotic comic by Eric Stanton depicting rat torture
I mean, Wikipedia also has terrible anime porn on the article for "futanari" so
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Oh man, I was having a terrible week but then you guys released an episode with my favorite Robocop/Batman fanfic! [freakout] Thanks for cheering me up.
I agree that ComicsNix is probably a troll (since his fandom choices seem so varied and misspelling/misusing the same word in every story is a pretty telltale sign), but he's a damn weird and entertaining one. Anyone who thinks of cartoon mice hiding in vaginas as a basis for a story is definitely.... unique. As far as trolling on Fanfiction.net goes, I used to do it and my 'goal' was to get angry reviews or, even better, angry posts on LiveJournal 'sporking' communities from people who were personally offended by how bad your story was! Given that Robocop/Batman gets read at nearly every bad fanfiction panel I go to, ComicsNix has been successful in some regard.
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This is, I think, the second episode where something horrible happens to Samus (the first was Kumquat's reading from F Plus Live 5). Maybe there should be a "still less degrading than Metroid Other M" tag.
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An erotic comic by Eric Stanton depicting rat torture
I mean, Wikipedia also has terrible anime porn on the article for "futanari" so
RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY, December 22, 2017, 11:49:21 am
I thought you were joking at first. Then I went and looked that article up. Why the fuCK IS THAT THERE
You know what, Jimmy Wales? No, I don't think I'll be donating to the Wikimedia foundation this year
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An erotic comic by Eric Stanton depicting rat torture
I mean, Wikipedia also has terrible anime porn on the article for "futanari" so
RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY, December 22, 2017, 11:49:21 am
I thought you were joking at first. Then I went and looked that article up. Why the fuCK IS THAT THERE
You know what, Jimmy Wales? No, I don't think I'll be donating to the Wikimedia foundation this year
H.P. Shivcraft, December 23, 2017, 02:53:44 am
It's been the subject of massive edit wars between people who think it's fine and doesn't need to be fixed and people who think it's dumb and ought to either be removed, or replaced with something that's not actual porn.
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This was a classic episode, I love terrible fanfic reads.
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I mean, Wikipedia also has terrible anime porn on the article for "futanari" so
RADICAL SANDWICH ANARCHY, December 22, 2017, 11:49:21 am
I mean on one hand I can understand the thought process behind putting a picture of anime porn on a page about anime porn
On the other hand, it looks like it was drawn by the wikihow people and also it's amputee porn for whatever reason
Also on the discussion topic, I think that ComicsNix is one of the occasions where it doesn't matter whether they're a troll or not. Lots of people have opinions on whether the subject being a troll makes it less funny. Some people think that a seemingly stupid person turning out to just be someone who's fooling you into thinking they're stupid makes the things they say less enjoyable, and they're justified in that opinion. Some people think that stupid shit on the internet is stupid shit on the internet no matter the intent, author, context or content, and that's an equally justified opinion. Personally the only time where trolls are ever "ruined" for me is when I realize that it's a troll before other people do, so they get to enjoy it but I don't because I feel like I'm left out. The creepypasta episode is a good example of this, since I used to be big into creepypasta when I was a dumbass teenager so I recognized some of the things that were read in that episode were pretty infamous (well, in those circles anyways) troll stories.
ComicsNix, though, keeps you on your toes and completely riveted whether you believe he's a troll or not. I think part of it is that the stuff he posts isn't entirely stupid, it's also equal parts baffling and awesome. Batman going to visit his cousin and finding him dead with a bunch of incense shoved up his ass and then having to team up with robocop who he then ends up fucking isn't just stupid, it's also incredible. Part of me wants to unironically describe these stories as "good" but I'll never be able to do that with a straight face. At least I can do it with a smile, I guess.
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Part of me wants to unironically describe these stories as "good" but I'll never be able to do that with a straight face. At least I can do it with a smile, I guess.
Wrought, December 23, 2017, 11:56:11 pm
it's like The Room. Once you see it and experience the pure joy and kinetic energy of the experience, "good" and "bad" become meaningless.
I loved this episode. Amazing subject matter, and then script reads like some really old-school F+.
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I know I probably shouldn't be, but I'm a little disappointed that you guys didn't read ComicsNix's infamous magnum opus "Love Beyond Circuits, Love Beyond Flesh", wherein Optimus Prime fucks Princess Leia with Jar Jar's penis while using R2-D2 as a butt plug. (http://fanfiction.net/s/5714348/1/Love-Beyond-Circuits-Love-Beyond-Flesh)
And yeah, I have no doubt that this stuff is deliberately written to be as crazy as possible, which would only detract from my entertainment if I hated the idea of people having fun.
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Possible third option: ComixNix is a genuinely terrible writer but discovered that people enjoy it when he writes crazy stuff, so he started pandering to his fans.
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All right, I'll bite. None of these were screenplays!
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You're technically right but "The Soon-To-Be-Adapted-Into-Screenplays-for-major-motion-pictures-Stories of ComicsNix" doesn't work as well
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Okay so I went back and actually read the doc and Jesus Christ if you haven't already you need to asap
Optimus Prime's asshole is full of framed portraits of his friends who have crawled into his asshole
Light and L fuck using mayo as lube after Light accidentally pours dish detergent in his dick and L has to suck it out like snake venom
This could easily be a hundred episodes
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ComicsNix deserves an MFA infinitely more than any of the douchebags from the video game poetry episode.
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I can't stop listening to this episode. The narrator reads especially are so good.