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Title: Find An Episode
Post by: curlicuecal on July 27, 2018, 01:24:40 pm
I have no idea where to put this, sorry if there is already a thread for this, but—
which was the episode that was about foreskin restoration and jelking?

and what episode introduced the lady that was convinced she was being gangstalked and had like, fan apparatuses for her bed and stuff? I think it was the first gangstalking episode?

I feel like I should be able to find these on my own, but there are apparently too many episodes about dudes doing horrible things to their dicks and people being paranoid to sift through
Title: Find An Episode
Post by: Neal on July 27, 2018, 02:24:13 pm
I have no idea where to put this, sorry if there is already a thread for this, but—
which was the episode that was about foreskin restoration and jelking?

and what episode introduced the lady that was convinced she was being gangstalked and had like, fan apparatuses for her bed and stuff? I think it was the first gangstalking episode?

I feel like I should be able to find these on my own, but there are apparently too many episodes about dudes doing horrible things to their dicks and people being paranoid to sift through

The first one is episode 141, the second one is episode 50.
Title: Find An Episode
Post by: Wrought on July 27, 2018, 03:16:57 pm
Which one is "Can anyone stupid" from
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Post by: Emperor Jack Chick on July 27, 2018, 04:47:12 pm
too many episodes about dudes doing horrible things to their dicks

not enough episodes about dudes doing horrible things to their dicks, IMO
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Post by: Spooks on July 27, 2018, 06:45:46 pm
Which one is "Can anyone stupid" from

It's Always Cold In Chilli's
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 27, 2018, 09:23:42 pm
Related to jelqing, two particularly good moments are in episodes #210 (where the jelqing started to work!) and #234 (where Boots keeps telling Lemon to "look up jelqing").
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Post by: Wrought on July 27, 2018, 10:16:11 pm
Additionally, #141 contains the moment where the Jelq-King talks about why he loves the beach
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Post by: Captain Nobeard on July 27, 2018, 10:23:47 pm
What was the episode where there was some sort of chant, and there was a screeching sound effect that gradually built up(like the sound of a portal opening)?

I think it was somewhere in the 200s...
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Post by: Sherman Tank on July 28, 2018, 02:48:21 am
What was the episode where there was some sort of chant, and there was a screeching sound effect that gradually built up(like the sound of a portal opening)?

I think it was somewhere in the 200s...

That was #202.
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Post by: Isfahan on July 28, 2018, 11:34:46 pm
Which episode was the one where Lemon screams "STAMPS DOT COM" but breaks up laughing before he finishes?
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Post by: Liatai on July 28, 2018, 11:40:37 pm
The intro of 172, "Untidy Whities." :3
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Post by: Liatai on August 06, 2018, 03:12:10 am
Which episode is it where Jack Chick reads someone saying "I call it a Satan milkshake" in his anime voice? I'm pretty sure it was a conspiracy theorist of some kind talking about evolution, but I can't remember exactly which kind of conspiracy theorist it was. x3;
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Post by: agentanalogue on August 06, 2018, 09:13:55 am
Which episode is it where Jack Chick reads someone saying "I call it a Satan milkshake" in his anime voice? I'm pretty sure it was a conspiracy theorist of some kind talking about evolution, but I can't remember exactly which kind of conspiracy theorist it was. x3;

Shots Bonanza, 23 minutes and 18 seconds in, yo.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 06, 2018, 02:10:44 pm
For the longest time, I thought that the episode where Lemon says, "That growth is... ponential," was the Patreon one, when they read the reward tiers for the Bible verse animations, but this is not the case.  I don't have a clue where else it could be.  Please help.
Title: Find An Episode
Post by: agentanalogue on August 07, 2018, 10:29:39 pm
Sham Bam Bamina,

I relisten a terrifying amount and probably have little sanity as a result, I might be the Ulilililia of F-Plus. When I hear this line again I'll let you know.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 08, 2018, 05:36:52 pm
ok which recipe episode has the "fudge" that involves Velveeta?
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Post by: Wrought on August 08, 2018, 05:39:23 pm
ok which recipe episode has the "fudge" that involves Velveeta?
196!
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Post by: Isfahan on August 09, 2018, 09:00:18 pm
For the longest time, I thought that the episode where Lemon says, "That growth is... ponential," was the Patreon one, when they read the reward tiers for the Bible verse animations, but this is not the case.  I don't have a clue where else it could be.  Please help.

Malatora episode, talking about the size of the Malatora forums' userbase/population.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 09, 2018, 10:56:31 pm
THANK YOU.  I don't listen to that one a whole lot, having been spoiled by the Something Awful thread.
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Post by: Jimmyfranks on August 10, 2018, 12:11:22 am
Hey hive mind, what episode(s) did we do a choose your own adventure type thing? I know we did it waaaay back in episode 53 with choose your own change, but any other examples?
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 10, 2018, 12:13:06 am
Hey hive mind, what episode(s) did we do a choose your own adventure type thing? I know we did it waaaay back in episode 53 with choose your own change, but any other examples?
Episode #2 had THE ASSEXOMON.
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Post by: chai tea latte on August 10, 2018, 12:20:20 am
Hey hive mind, what episode(s) did we do a choose your own adventure type thing? I know we did it waaaay back in episode 53 with choose your own change, but any other examples?
there's a Roy Orbison text adventure that gets read in #61.
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Post by: agentanalogue on August 22, 2018, 12:37:41 pm
Hey hive mind, what episode(s) did we do a choose your own adventure type thing? I know we did it waaaay back in episode 53 with choose your own change, but any other examples?

Another choose-your-own adventure was from Episode #53. Socks, bots and burps

The story about the kid transforming into a sock and being worn by his dad was CHYOO.
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Post by: Lux on August 25, 2018, 05:11:07 am
What's the park place donuts episode? I can't quite remember.
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Post by: Wrought on August 25, 2018, 08:14:00 am
Which one was the episode where he puts the GOD DAMN season salt on everything and he took the GOD DAMN season salt to my mom's house
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Post by: eldritchhat on August 25, 2018, 09:00:09 am
Which one was the episode where he puts the GOD DAMN season salt on everything and he took the GOD DAMN season salt to my mom's house

237: Craigslist Has Forums?
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on August 25, 2018, 11:05:25 am
What's the park place donuts episode? I can't quite remember.

I'm almost positive that's Episode 89: Angry Angry Hippos
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 25, 2018, 02:11:47 pm
Can confirm.  The Pike Place market story is at 34:27.
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Post by: JamEngulfer on August 28, 2018, 03:04:00 pm
Can confirm.  The Pike Place market story is at 34:27.

That's the real reason we're going to Seattle. Fuck F+ live, it's all about the mini donuts.
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Post by: Shell Game on October 01, 2018, 01:25:29 am
Can confirm.  The Pike Place market story is at 34:27.

That's the real reason we're going to Seattle. Fuck F+ live, it's all about the mini donuts.
I've been to the place in that story i'm pretty sure. They're good, but not that good.
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Post by: Vinny Possum on October 01, 2018, 01:40:08 am
Can confirm.  The Pike Place market story is at 34:27.

That's the real reason we're going to Seattle. Fuck F+ live, it's all about the mini donuts.
I've been to the place in that story i'm pretty sure. They're good, but not that good.

The morning after the main show everyone who can should show up at that donut shop at the same time.
Title: Find An Episode
Post by: Wrought on October 02, 2018, 05:39:50 pm
Which hour of Garbage Day was it that Lemon sang his version of Pony
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Post by: Neal on October 02, 2018, 08:36:20 pm
Which hour of Garbage Day was it that Lemon sang his version of Pony

The Likpa hour.
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on October 03, 2018, 04:07:24 am
Which episode is the one with “KIDS DON’T BORN VIOLENT!” in it?
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 03, 2018, 11:35:15 am
Which episode is the one with “KIDS DON’T BORN VIOLENT!” in it?
I think it might have been #108.
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Post by: Wrought on October 19, 2018, 07:14:03 pm
Which episode was the guy who got turned on by dudes who get turned on by looking at dudes getting it on
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Post by: sambair on October 20, 2018, 09:43:01 pm
Which episode was the guy who got turned on by dudes who get turned on by looking at dudes getting it on

I'm pretty sure it was 268, the GameFAQs episode.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on October 20, 2018, 09:52:06 pm
Which episode was the guy who got turned on by dudes who get turned on by looking at dudes getting it on

I'm pretty sure it was 268, the GameFAQs episode.

It was.
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Post by: Spooks on October 22, 2018, 10:40:25 am
I have an uncontrollable urge to find out what the episode is where Toast goes "Psychologic Sillyyyy!!!!"
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Post by: JamEngulfer on October 22, 2018, 11:24:20 pm
Can confirm.  The Pike Place market story is at 34:27.

That's the real reason we're going to Seattle. Fuck F+ live, it's all about the mini donuts.
I've been to the place in that story i'm pretty sure. They're good, but not that good.

The morning after the main show everyone who can should show up at that donut shop at the same time.

I'd actually be down for that. Early morning donuts sound pretty great.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on November 07, 2018, 04:16:10 pm
Does anyone remember the episode where Victor said something on the lines "I got news for ya, Sparky" in a vaguely threatening voice?
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Post by: Wrought on February 20, 2019, 03:01:14 pm
Which episode had the Horrible F Plus Jingle in it?
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Post by: KingKalamari on February 20, 2019, 03:55:07 pm
Which episode had the Horrible F Plus Jingle in it?

112: I've Got My Spine, I've Got My Woman Crushed
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 20, 2019, 04:09:12 pm
I don't recall any episode with a "horrible" jingle.
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Post by: Wrought on February 20, 2019, 04:46:20 pm
I don't recall any episode with a "horrible" jingle.
Well I just meant the one with the really good song that, for some reason, was credited as "The Horrible F Plus Jingle"
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Post by: MasterOfHope on February 20, 2019, 10:50:45 pm
Which episode featured a post where someone was upset about having to be nice to their friend who made a podcast. One of the things they mention is the person's use of filler words like uh and um, and Lemon gets upset at it
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 21, 2019, 08:43:44 pm
Which episode featured a post where someone was upset about having to be nice to their friend who made a podcast. One of the things they mention is the person's use of filler words like uh and um, and Lemon gets upset at it

Episode 237: Craigslist Has Forums?
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Post by: MasterOfHope on February 21, 2019, 09:00:11 pm
Episode 237: Craigslist Has Forums?

Yes. Thank you. Also, found that part of the episode and someone supposes that you were trying to send a message by including that bit in there.
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Post by: Nikaer Drekin on February 21, 2019, 09:01:02 pm
Episode 237: Craigslist Has Forums?

Yes. Thank you. Also, found that part of the episode and someone supposes that you were trying to send a message by including that bit in there.

Yeah, that's why I remembered it so quickly!
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Post by: Wrought on February 25, 2019, 08:02:37 pm
This isn't gonna be a normal find an episode request, but bear with me. I was working on some docs to submit a while ago and I talked about it and the podcast to my mom (I left out the part about 50%  of the content being fetish episodes) and since she got a car recently that has Bluetooth I've been playing some fairly clean podcasts on it so we don't have to listen to the radio.
Which leads me to this question: what is the cleanest, most pg f plus episode (an oxymoron if ever there was one)? She's fine with bad words I just don't want her to hear about the dickbugs
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on February 25, 2019, 10:23:24 pm
Audiophiles is the best clean one, as well as the recipes (especially the recipe-less one, I think mums would like that)
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Post by: The Smoking Dad on February 26, 2019, 01:20:26 am
This isn't gonna be a normal find an episode request, but bear with me. I was working on some docs to submit a while ago and I talked about it and the podcast to my mom (I left out the part about 50%  of the content being fetish episodes) and since she got a car recently that has Bluetooth I've been playing some fairly clean podcasts on it so we don't have to listen to the radio.
Which leads me to this question: what is the cleanest, most pg f plus episode (an oxymoron if ever there was one)? She's fine with bad words I just don't want her to hear about the dickbugs

The fancy water episode (episode 56) is clean, nothing gross in that one either as far as I can remember.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on February 26, 2019, 02:24:50 am
Connie Marshall.
Roy Orbison in clingfilm.
Crowdfunding episodes that aren't Offbeatr.
Thin privilege.
Angry episodes.
Idea episodes.
Magick episodes.
Monkey moms.
Movie pitches.
Not just any recipe episode but specifically the San Francisco one where they eat the "noodles".
Whiny teenagers.
Cheevos.
Vinny Marsone.
F+ Sings/Raps.
Urth.
Time travel.
Not Always Right/Romantic.
Vanity publishing episodes.
Concave Earth.
Soylent.
Superpowers.
Vampires.
The Wwwwwwwwizard Forums! (technically a magick episode, but I wanted to type it out)
Flashlights.
Swords.
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Post by: A Meat on February 26, 2019, 02:52:44 am
The Johnny Sue-nami one could be a fun starting point
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Post by: Vinny Possum on February 26, 2019, 06:39:08 am
Malatora
Most of Wikihow
Dozerfleet
Maybe "My Fanfics are full of Emotion" if she wouldn't be bothered by the garf song at the end
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Post by: Shell Game on March 01, 2019, 07:34:51 pm
I recommend My Mistress Is Machine Washable to every ep recommendation request. So that.

Or maybe ice chewers.
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Post by: Sherman Tank on March 09, 2019, 02:47:29 am
Which was the episode where Lemon said "editing is a form of lying" in a Pretentious Author voice?
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Post by: Monkey’s Paw Wish on March 09, 2019, 11:58:52 am
Which was the episode where Lemon said "editing is a form of lying" in a Pretentious Author voice?

I'm pretty sure that was during the Anne Rice section of "You're Reviewing It Wrong," the Good Reads episode.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 09, 2019, 03:42:33 pm
I'm pretty sure that was during the Anne Rice section of "You're Reviewing It Wrong," the Good Reads episode.
It's not; I know because I guessed that too, checked, and didn't hear it.  It might be another reading in that episode, though.
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Post by: Cradicus on March 14, 2019, 12:46:16 pm
Which was the episode where Lemon said "editing is a form of lying" in a Pretentious Author voice?

It's 252, It's Always Cold In Chili's, around the 37 minute mark
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on March 17, 2019, 03:33:33 am
Which episode has the rant about young women who get rich by spreading their legs for dirty magazines?

Edit: Found it, #251.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 04, 2019, 01:18:37 am
Can't remember which episode has Man Hardcore.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on April 06, 2019, 11:27:51 am
Which episode has a  part where someone is playing D&D, and their character has this extended monologue where they talk about wizards of the coast and try to buy splatbooks in-character? Might've been Extra Credit or FPlus
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Post by: sambair on April 09, 2019, 05:16:59 pm
Which episode has a story about a teenager smoking weed that turns into Bunnybread putting on an old west voice and riffing like it's a tall tale? That popped into my head at work today, now I need to listen to it again.
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Post by: Lemon on April 09, 2019, 05:21:25 pm
That's definitely the Cheevo episode.

https://thefpl.us/episode/130
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Post by: sambair on April 09, 2019, 05:32:04 pm
That's definitely the Cheevo episode.

https://thefpl.us/episode/130

That was extremely fast, thanks!
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Post by: Spenny on April 21, 2019, 12:59:49 am
Which episode had the guy who worked at a Dick's Sporting Goods and would honk off any time an attractive woman came in the store and he got blamed for leaving his nut on the wall but it turned out there was another guy batching off at work? I think his name was WorkJerk
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Post by: Neal on April 21, 2019, 01:30:59 am
Which episode had the guy who worked at a Dick's Sporting Goods and would honk off any time an attractive woman came in the store and he got blamed for leaving his nut on the wall but it turned out there was another guy batching off at work? I think his name was WorkJerk

Pretty sure that was #210.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 21, 2019, 09:53:41 am
Nope, that one's #194.

I do like the idea of a Not Always Right story trying to spin that event as heroism, though.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on April 23, 2019, 04:01:14 pm
Trying to remember which episode has a fetish story where the girlfriend character is named "Proxy".
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on May 05, 2019, 10:42:18 pm
What episode did one of the ridiculists say "This is the internet and there is no such  thing as drawing a distinction between two things" ?
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Post by: Shell Game on May 06, 2019, 11:52:37 am
Has that really only been said once???
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on May 07, 2019, 01:42:17 pm
What episode did one of the ridiculists say "This is the internet and there is no such  thing as drawing a distinction between two things" ?

Found it. ep 89: angry angry hippos.
Portaxx: "But lumping girls who are 5lbs overweight and ones who are 500lbs, that's more harmful."
Lemon: "Well, this is the internet and there's no such thing as drawing a distinction between two things." 
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on May 07, 2019, 06:51:29 pm
Which episode did "I MAKE HIM FUCK THE JELLY GLASS" come from?
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Post by: A Meat on May 08, 2019, 02:37:49 am
Which episode did "I MAKE HIM FUCK THE JELLY GLASS" come from?
it's Jack Chick's reader intro from episode 250, WAM!
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Post by: Dr. Buttplug on July 08, 2019, 12:47:17 pm
So I joined Instagram after avoiding it for years, for reasons I don't recall at the moment. Are there any F Plus subjects or atrocity tourism based things I can follow on there? It seems mostly like a place where women show off their new nail polish.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on July 08, 2019, 01:08:41 pm
Lou posts art and other fun NY stuff on his, and you can follow Jimmy Frank's cat - https://www.instagram.com/garygumdrops/

I mostly use it for cat pics and artists.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on August 16, 2019, 02:05:38 am
What episode has Nutshell yelling with an echo effect applied to her voice while someone mansplains over her,  and then at the end they replay it : "One more  time, here's  Nutshell screaming"  I think  the topic might've been misogyny or muhgick, but I'm not 100%
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Post by: GirlKisser420 on August 16, 2019, 02:36:07 am
What episode has Nutshell yelling with an echo effect applied to her voice while someone mansplains over her,  and then at the end they replay it : "One more  time, here's  Nutshell screaming"  I think  the topic might've been misogyny or muhgick, but I'm not 100%

Most recent vore one iirc
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 16, 2019, 03:49:49 am
Yeah, it's the part where someone explains to JustinRPG that men know more about vaginas than women do.
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Post by: Hoffgod on August 16, 2019, 06:52:12 am
I vaguely recall an episode where one of the readers (I think Frank West) isn't included in the first 20 minutes or so of the episode. Then the readers decide they need someone to explain what the hell they're reading about, they yell out his name, and he's there. Did that actually happen in an episode?
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Post by: KingKalamari on August 16, 2019, 07:11:17 am
I vaguely recall an episode where one of the readers (I think Frank West) isn't included in the first 20 minutes or so of the episode. Then the readers decide they need someone to explain what the hell they're reading about, they yell out his name, and he's there. Did that actually happen in an episode?

You're probably thinking of Episode 118: My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic (https://thefpl.us/episode/118), though it was Portaxx who was magically summoned to explain what the fuck they were reading.
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Post by: Hoffgod on August 16, 2019, 07:49:31 am
I vaguely recall an episode where one of the readers (I think Frank West) isn't included in the first 20 minutes or so of the episode. Then the readers decide they need someone to explain what the hell they're reading about, they yell out his name, and he's there. Did that actually happen in an episode?

You're probably thinking of Episode 118: My Little Podcast: Fandom Is Tragic (https://thefpl.us/episode/118), though it was Portaxx who was magically summoned to explain what the fuck they were reading.

Yep! That's the one. Thanks!
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on August 16, 2019, 02:08:04 pm
Yeah it was the vore one. Thanks guys
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Post by: Wrought on August 31, 2019, 10:54:59 am
I could have sworn I'd asked this already, but which episode was SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 31, 2019, 11:54:43 am
18.
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Post by: Wrought on September 09, 2019, 08:34:38 pm
Which one was "I'm 8 years old and I like fried chicken"?
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on September 09, 2019, 09:51:29 pm
58.
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Post by: dickthedick on September 14, 2019, 07:06:33 pm
Which is the episode where someone suddenly, without prior introduction, mentions a person named "Larry" and Adam goes "Who the hell is Larry!?"
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Post by: KingKalamari on September 14, 2019, 08:19:58 pm
Which is the episode where someone suddenly, without prior introduction, mentions a person named "Larry" and Adam goes "Who the hell is Larry!?"

Had to search for it, but I'm pretty sure it was 190: Welcome To Planet Thumbsucker. Even better was the discussion that followed where it turns out the British equivalent to the Ego, Id and Superego is the Larry, Curly and Moe
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Post by: dickthedick on September 15, 2019, 11:13:03 am
Yes that was it, thank you!
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Post by: Ugly In The Morning on September 23, 2019, 09:25:03 am
Is there an Amy Lee episode? She’s been referenced a few times but when I search her name on Stitcher I come up empty.
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Post by: KingKalamari on September 23, 2019, 09:57:07 am
Is there an Amy Lee episode? She’s been referenced a few times but when I search her name on Stitcher I come up empty.

Episode 97: Even Nonsense (https://thefpl.us/episode/97). Just to be clear, this is not an episode about Amy Lee, the lead singer of the band Evanescence, but about Amy Lee, the woman from Alabama who secretly wrote basically every single piece of media released since 1983 and was the secret lover of Def Leppard's Joe Elliott.
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Post by: Ugly In The Morning on September 23, 2019, 12:41:16 pm
Thank you! I remember reading about her in an old SA thread or maybe the weekend web and wanted to take a walk down memory lane.
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Post by: moooo566 (taylor's version) on September 27, 2019, 02:05:16 pm
Which episode was it where Lemon learned what a Catch-22 was?
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Post by: KingKalamari on September 27, 2019, 02:09:15 pm
Episode 232: Myers' Frigs (https://thefpl.us/episode/232). I believe it's come up in other episodes, but this was the one that established it as a particular pet peeve of Lemon's.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 27, 2019, 03:27:17 pm
Which episode was it where Lemon learned what a Catch-22 was?
Trick question!
He's never learned what a Catch-22 is.
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Post by: Agent (gobble, gobble) Coop on September 27, 2019, 03:37:52 pm
Thats why we need to post every example of one we can find right here on ballp.it!!!
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Post by: Lemon on September 29, 2019, 01:59:01 pm
Which episode was it where Lemon learned what a Catch-22 was?
Trick question!
He's never learned what a Catch-22 is.

You're banned.
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Post by: Shell Game on September 30, 2019, 12:17:30 pm
Which episode was it where Lemon learned what a Catch-22 was?
Trick question!
He's never learned what a Catch-22 is.

You're banned.
Yeah that's fair. Y'all were great! Shame it couldn't last longer.
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Post by: Achilles' Heelies on September 30, 2019, 01:18:41 pm
Which episode was it where Lemon learned what a Catch-22 was?
Trick question!
He's never learned what a Catch-22 is.

You're banned.
(https://i.imgur.com/sEZkWld.jpg)
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Post by: Hux on September 30, 2019, 03:14:11 pm
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Post by: Shell Game on September 30, 2019, 07:42:42 pm
It appears you cut off one head, only for two to replace it!
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Post by: Deep 13 on October 01, 2019, 09:33:01 pm
Does anyone remember the episode where Lemon backed away from the mic and said "GHOOOOOSTS! ARE THEY REEEEEEEEAL!!!!? OR MADE UP!???"
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Post by: Sorrel on October 02, 2019, 12:01:19 pm
https://thefpl.us/episode/197 (https://thefpl.us/episode/197)
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Post by: Deep 13 on October 03, 2019, 08:51:02 am
Thanks very much, Sphagnum!

Also, I love hearing STOG try to pronounce your name.
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 04, 2019, 07:48:00 pm
Which is the episode with the woman who kept experiencing multiple personalities that were "TOO BIG FOR MY EIGHTY POUNDS BOOOOODY!"
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Post by: Sorrel on October 04, 2019, 08:33:46 pm
https://thefpl.us/episode/252 (https://thefpl.us/episode/252) at around 45 minutes
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Post by: EYE OF ZA on October 04, 2019, 09:33:49 pm
IN NEED OF to KILL THE BAAAABY
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Post by: Coalbus on January 09, 2020, 09:53:12 pm
Howdy folks, I was just listening to the flat fetish episode (ep 112) and had this faint memory of a snippet of an episode I think I remember hearing years ago pop into my head. So from what I can remember it was an episode about people that got off to paintings. I think Bozarth was reading something about a city being destroyed or something and the story's MC took that opportunity to jerk off on the Mona Lisa and I think ate some of the chipped paint. That's literally all I can remember about this episode (assuming it was even the FPlus, could have been something else and my memory of Bozarth reading it is just a false memory). I've looked through all the extras on the RSS feed, including ones that don't show up in my podcast app feed and can't find anything like what I remember. Anyone else have a clue where this came from? I'm vaguely reminded of it every time I hear ep 112 and figured it's time to finally figure out where the hell this memory came from.
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Post by: Lemon on January 09, 2020, 10:33:19 pm
Ooh! I know this one.

The Painting Fucker was Adam's selection for F Plus Live 3.

https://thefpl.us/episode/live3c
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Post by: Adam Bozarth on January 10, 2020, 12:08:44 am
Last year, I was playing bar trivia with a new friend and his group of regular players. There was a “Who Am I?” Round where the clues go from obscure to easy and you get pointed depending on when you submit your answer. The first clue mentioned being painted on a sheet of poplar and I immediately wrote down “The Mona Lisa,” because I remembered the “””””sexy””””” description of it in “The Painting Fucker.”

Everyone asked me how I knew it so quickly and I had to lie by omission and not mention that I read Kindle erotica about it live on stage.
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Post by: Coalbus on January 10, 2020, 09:00:48 am
Ok that makes so much sense, I haven't listened to the older Live recordings in a few years. Definitely gonna listen to those on my next listen-through.

I've had to commit a fair share of lies by omission when asked where I learned some of my "fun facts".

Thanks!
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Post by: Wrought on January 19, 2020, 09:21:58 pm
I could swear there was an episode with a story where two guys got a job being tables at a bar while the female clientele jerked them off. Anyone remember which one that was? It kills me whenever I think about it but I haven't heard it in so long
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Post by: Penultimatum on January 19, 2020, 10:55:56 pm
I could swear there was an episode with a story where two guys got a job being tables at a bar while the female clientele jerked them off. Anyone remember which one that was? It kills me whenever I think about it but I haven't heard it in so long
F+ Live 6 Part 2- Jimmyfrank’s reading (starts 1:06:30)
And yeah, this one’s wild
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Post by: Macaroniandbrie on January 22, 2020, 09:21:45 am
I've been trying to find a particular episode. I think it was a reading from a son's perspective about getting in a fight with his brother and the mom called them babies. I think they squirted mustard at a stranger...

I keep trying teenager and legal advice episodes, but I haven't found it yet. Anyone remember what year it was?
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on January 22, 2020, 09:36:16 am
I've been trying to find a particular episode. I think it was a reading from a son's perspective about getting in a fight with his brother and the mom called them babies. I think they squirted mustard at a stranger...
It was ketchup. (http://thefpl.us/episode/202)
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Post by: curlicuecal on February 28, 2020, 12:01:04 pm
What was episode w the rant about how women can’t be turned on by men, they’re turned on by being found attractive or maybe can only be turned on in the presence of other women

It contained the line “Brad Pitt really complicates things and doesn’t make sense”
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Post by: MasterOfHope on June 16, 2020, 07:54:39 pm
What was episode w the rant about how women can’t be turned on by men, they’re turned on by being found attractive or maybe can only be turned on in the presence of other women

It contained the line “Brad Pitt really complicates things and doesn’t make sense”

I believe that's from episode 233, the girls ask guys episode.


I have a question though. What episode is the one where someone says something, Bunnybread says "I beg to fucking differ", someone else says something, then Bunnybread says "I beg to fucking differ again"
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Post by: Wrought on June 17, 2020, 09:06:39 am
What was episode w the rant about how women can’t be turned on by men, they’re turned on by being found attractive or maybe can only be turned on in the presence of other women

It contained the line “Brad Pitt really complicates things and doesn’t make sense”

I believe that's from episode 233, the girls ask guys episode.


I have a question though. What episode is the one where someone says something, Bunnybread says "I beg to fucking differ", someone else says something, then Bunnybread says "I beg to fucking differ again"

Episode 74, Our Love Doesn't Need a Third Dimension
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Post by: Deep 13 on August 02, 2020, 07:39:56 pm
Does anyone remember the episode where Portaxx says "You dropped your Hatsune Miku figure" and Lemon is like "Don't touch it!" but he doesn't know what it is?
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Post by: KingKalamari on August 02, 2020, 08:22:39 pm
Does anyone remember the episode where Portaxx says "You dropped your Hatsune Miku figure" and Lemon is like "Don't touch it!" but he doesn't know what it is?

Episode 232: Myers' Frigs
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Post by: Deep 13 on August 02, 2020, 10:20:35 pm
Thanks very much! Couldn't remember for the life of me.
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Post by: Shell Game on August 16, 2020, 03:01:01 am
That bit is perfection so you probably assumed it was written into the stars and when you looked up you became anxious for it was not in the night sky...
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Post by: dickthedick on August 30, 2020, 04:02:30 pm
What episode is it where some guy is having a threesome with his cousin and once he's done his part he jams out on a bass guitar in the corner?
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Post by: Spooks on August 30, 2020, 04:43:47 pm
That would be 208: I Am Only A Mouth Yet Cannot Scream. Also featuring taking your Fleshlight to dinner.
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Post by: Salubrious Rex on October 15, 2020, 08:31:57 pm
Which was the episode that monster cock = monster cock came from? I could try to come up with inventive ways to get across that I'm saying monster cock and not monster cock but I can't be bothered and I'm sure you all understand what I mean. Surely nobody here is monster cock enough to complain about it.
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Post by: A Meat on October 16, 2020, 03:00:58 am
Which was the episode that monster cock = monster cock came from? I could try to come up with inventive ways to get across that I'm saying monster cock and not monster cock but I can't be bothered and I'm sure you all understand what I mean. Surely nobody here is monster cock enough to complain about it.
It's AdultDVDtalk, where someone complains there aren't enough monster cocks in porn
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 16, 2020, 09:32:51 am
But there is too much anal, which is why the poster hoped that, one day, anal would be replaced with monster cock.
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Post by: Wrought on October 23, 2020, 08:52:30 am
What episode (or maybe it was a garbage day hour) was it when boots kept making all those Shoresy jokes?
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Post by: Sorrel on October 23, 2020, 12:38:38 pm
 313: The Suicide Banquet https://thefpl.us/episode/313 (https://thefpl.us/episode/313)
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Post by: chai tea latte on October 23, 2020, 01:07:22 pm
It's a good show.
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Post by: Wrought on October 23, 2020, 01:59:39 pm
Went and made some poutine the other day.
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Post by: surrey on October 23, 2020, 06:48:33 pm
I don't know if it was f plus or extra credit, but there was this one episode that had a story about a guy having superpowers and growing wings because he edged super good. I remember it ended when he came to melt a vault's lock and then just instantly died.
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on October 26, 2020, 12:04:17 pm
I don't know if it was f plus or extra credit, but there was this one episode that had a story about a guy having superpowers and growing wings because he edged super good. I remember it ended when he came to melt a vault's lock and then just instantly died.
I believe that this was in the very first Extra Credit episode.
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Post by: surrey on October 27, 2020, 01:42:25 pm
I don't know if it was f plus or extra credit, but there was this one episode that had a story about a guy having superpowers and growing wings because he edged super good. I remember it ended when he came to melt a vault's lock and then just instantly died.
I believe that this was in the very first Extra Credit episode.
It turned out to be the second one, but I wouldn't have checked if not for you. Thanks!
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Post by: YetAnotherAmber on December 30, 2020, 09:14:56 pm
I haven't been on the forum for years, but I just summoned the term 'clobbermonger' from the ether of my brain as a term for penis and i swear to god that was from an F Plus episode. Does anyone else remember this or which episode it might be from???

I sincerely apologize if i misremembered this and have cursed you all with this term now
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Post by: KingKalamari on December 30, 2020, 09:26:20 pm
I haven't been on the forum for years, but I just summoned the term 'clobbermonger' from the ether of my brain as a term for penis and i swear to god that was from an F Plus episode. Does anyone else remember this or which episode it might be from???

I sincerely apologize if i misremembered this and have cursed you all with this term now

Episode 141: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Scrote (https://thefpl.us/episode/141)
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Post by: Cradicus on February 05, 2021, 12:26:29 pm
What episode had the "size of a standard mother" quote? I forget exactly what it was
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Post by: Immoral Filth on February 05, 2021, 04:12:43 pm
What episode had the "size of a standard mother" quote? I forget exactly what it was

231 the Hedgehog!
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Post by: Lemon on March 29, 2021, 03:09:50 pm
Which is the one where Jimmyfranks reads a guy that's horny and obsessed with burgers?
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Post by: ham burger on May 09, 2021, 10:49:33 pm
Which is the one where Jimmyfranks reads a guy that's horny and obsessed with burgers?

did not know i was covered
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Post by: Immoral Filth on May 10, 2021, 02:16:13 pm
Which is the one where Jimmyfranks reads a guy that's horny and obsessed with burgers?

301. Burger Bitch is 32 minutes in.
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Post by: Jimmyfranks on May 25, 2021, 07:22:20 pm
Zboatzboat!

301. Burger Bitch is 32 minutes in.
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Post by: Deep 13 on May 30, 2021, 12:03:16 pm
Which one has Lemon saying "A day of reckoning has arrived!? But why!?" I think it was about some kids having a ketchup fight and getting it on each others clothes but I can't for the life of me remember the episode's overall subject.
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Post by: Immoral Filth on May 30, 2021, 03:00:55 pm
Which one has Lemon saying "A day of reckoning has arrived!? But why!?" I think it was about some kids having a ketchup fight and getting it on each others clothes but I can't for the life of me remember the episode's overall subject.

202 at 23:15
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Post by: 1234GO! on July 03, 2021, 07:34:06 pm
weird request: anyone know the earliest example of bozarth's compulsion to sing things to the tune of the first line of aqualung?
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Post by: A Meat on July 04, 2021, 01:54:25 am
weird request: anyone know the earliest example of bozarth's compulsion to sing things to the tune of the first line of aqualung?
I wanna say it's episode 128: Pioneers of Squat Cracking, especially since it starts with Aqualung but with hobo words instead
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Post by: Skeeps on July 11, 2021, 03:09:03 pm
Anyone remember where someone, I believe it was heelies, read about "the twingle"?
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Post by: A Meat on July 11, 2021, 05:21:16 pm
Anyone remember where someone, I believe it was heelies, read about "the twingle"?
It's the vacuum collector episode (https://thefpl.us/episode/337)
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 21, 2021, 02:35:00 pm
Cannot remember the episode in which Kumquat announced SSL encryption for poop.computer.  Please help.
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Post by: Escrow Jones on August 06, 2021, 10:41:41 am
What’s the episode where Portaxx (I think it was her) saying “Hot dusty mummy pussy”? I woke up with it in my head and Ive been quoting it all day and I need to prove to my girlfriend that this is indeed a real quote another human said. For science. For love.
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Post by: Macho Masc Sangy Savage on August 06, 2021, 12:20:33 pm
What’s the episode where Portaxx (I think it was her) saying “Hot dusty mummy pussy”? I woke up with it in my head and Ive been quoting it all day and I need to prove to my girlfriend that this is indeed a real quote another human said. For science. For love.

It was Portaxx, during an episode opening, but I can't remember which one ;__;
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on August 06, 2021, 06:15:59 pm
http://thefpl.us/episode/149
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Post by: A Meat on October 03, 2021, 07:43:32 am
Which episode(s) has Portaxx saying "giant arowana head on a man body"? I feel like she's said it more than once, but it might have been a different fish the other time
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Post by: marxcarl on October 25, 2021, 07:46:56 pm
Which episode has Boots reading about holding a orgy at an AirBNB, and then maybe hiring people on task rabbit to do clean up.
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Post by: Hoffgod on October 26, 2021, 05:09:35 pm
Episode 254 - Thought Catalog. (https://thefpl.us/episode/254)
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Post by: Skeeps on November 23, 2021, 08:16:02 pm
which extra credit episode had the fetishist who smoothed over peoples mouths in photoshop and wrote a elaborate backstory about it where they're a sub-species of human known as "The Shits"?
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Post by: Immoral Filth on November 23, 2021, 11:03:57 pm
Did EC also read the crazy mouthlessness fetishist?

Otherwise, that's FPlus 292
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Post by: Skeeps on November 24, 2021, 01:44:39 am
whoops you're right.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on December 08, 2021, 07:35:27 pm
What episode was it where there was a poster who posted a bunch of laudatory reviews of a burger place in I think Florida and within his reviews would be quotes or allusions to Jimmy Buffet songs. He would discuss the restaurant's owner and his lovely wife and would leave these comments on unrelated things that were not fora to review restaurants.

He'd talk about "the captain." This may have been in a document from the dump, or it may have been in the expanded text from a doc the ridiculists did not have time to read.

The guy in question had been posting for many years, many comments, in many unrelated places. He would discuss the captain, his lovely wife, and their delicious burgers, sometimes slipping into the text of "cheeseburgers in paradise." Someone found and monster cockyzed his text and found many comments were either identical or had identical passages. They theorized the poster could be the captain himself and the posts continued even after the restaurant closed.

I tried googling but couldn't find anything useful. Does anyone know what ep this was?
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Post by: cube abuser on December 08, 2021, 10:44:43 pm
What episode was it where there was a poster who posted a bunch of laudatory reviews of a burger place in I think Florida and within his reviews would be quotes or allusions to Jimmy Buffet songs. He would discuss the restaurant's owner and his lovely wife and would leave these comments on unrelated things that were not fora to review restaurants.

He'd talk about "the captain." This may have been in a document from the dump, or it may have been in the expanded text from a doc the ridiculists did not have time to read.

The guy in question had been posting for many years, many comments, in many unrelated places. He would discuss the captain, his lovely wife, and their delicious burgers, sometimes slipping into the text of "cheeseburgers in paradise." Someone found and monster cockyzed his text and found many comments were either identical or had identical passages. They theorized the poster could be the captain himself and the posts continued even after the restaurant closed.

I tried googling but couldn't find anything useful. Does anyone know what ep this was?
I believe you're thinking of Captain Kutchie's Key Lime Pies (https://old.reddit.com/r/UnresolvedMysteries/comments/527bkj/captain_kutchies_famous_pies_that_never_existed/), but there wasn't a F Plus or Extra Credit episode on it afaik.
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Post by: ClaraTinSoldier on December 10, 2021, 08:26:41 pm
That was it. Thank you.
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Post by: Liatai on July 05, 2022, 06:38:04 pm
What is the episode with the origin of [freakout] ? The smiley freaking the FUCK out?
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on July 07, 2022, 05:32:57 pm
#165, Redefine Paranormal.
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Post by: shane1470 on August 13, 2022, 08:03:46 pm
Long time listener, finally got around to getting a ballpit account! That aside, I'm wondering if anyone remembers the episode that had that one kid complaining about how he was "high class" or something and would throw his mom's food away and yell at her because it wasn't fancy enough? He also said that he drinks lattes with just the foam because it's "fancier"?? I distinctly remember him saying he owned a "this is what an atheist looks like" shirt, which makes me think it's probably Reddit. Could be an ec episode too 🤷 all help is greatly appreciated, and glad to finally be a part of ballpit!
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Post by: junior associate faguar on August 13, 2022, 08:25:42 pm
Long time listener, finally got around to getting a ballpit account! That aside, I'm wondering if anyone remembers the episode that had that one kid complaining about how he was "high class" or something and would throw his mom's food away and yell at her because it wasn't fancy enough? He also said that he drinks lattes with just the foam because it's "fancier"?? I distinctly remember him saying he owned a "this is what an atheist looks like" shirt, which makes me think it's probably Reddit. Could be an ec episode too 🤷 all help is greatly appreciated, and glad to finally be a part of ballpit!

308: Is It Edible (https://thefpl.us/episode/308)
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Post by: shane1470 on August 13, 2022, 11:07:08 pm
308: Is It Edible (https://thefpl.us/episode/308)

holy shit you are my hero, I never would've guessed it was a whole food episode lmao. no wonder I couldn't find it haha
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Post by: Lemon on September 06, 2022, 10:42:44 am
anyone remember which episode of Garbage Day had those fuckers make me read that horny Ernest Cline poem?
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on September 06, 2022, 03:41:38 pm
anyone remember which episode of Garbage Day had those fuckers make me read that horny Ernest Cline poem?


I know this because I still come back to it every so often d(^_^)b
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Post by: Lemon on September 06, 2022, 07:48:36 pm
I know this because I still come back to it every so often d(^_^)b
I forgot this was mostly your fault. Thanks, fucker.
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Post by: junior associate faguar on September 22, 2022, 02:27:03 am
Where does up the butt temperature slut come from?
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Post by: One Of The Crappy Pokemon That Nobody Likes on September 22, 2022, 04:28:21 pm
Where does up the butt temperature slut come from?

It was Toast's answer in one of the Jackbox games, but I can't recall which one or what the prompt was
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Post by: Wheelie on November 14, 2022, 08:20:37 am
Does anyone know which one was the episode where the dude tried to do sounding with a wire tie? I seem to recall it went horribly wrong...


(yay this is my first comment on here)
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on November 20, 2022, 11:47:06 am
#149, There's a Reason Why We Don't Do Drugs Together
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Post by: Macaroniandbrie on December 09, 2022, 01:09:06 pm
Where was the first mention of the "well known food place"? Had to have been pretty early on, I think...
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Post by: SHAMBA~1.SBB on December 09, 2022, 02:05:56 pm
#4, You've Got a Friend